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Gok Wan Sweeps Through Grand National On Ladies Day

Funny story: Gok Wan Sweeps Through Grand National On Ladies Day

Fashion guru Gok Wan swept through Liverpool's Aintree racecourse today on the first day of his Grand National Clean Up campaign. Britain's favourite mincing wierdo wowed the racegoers on Ladies Day, which was just the first day in what is sure t...

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Independent Scotland Makeover

Funny story: Independent Scotland Makeover

Independent image consultancy firm, Koch Wan has published the results of its investigation into the acceptable image for a new Scotland. Out with: Scotch eggs, stodgy pies, haggis, whisky, kilts, drunken Glaswegians sleeping in cardboard boxes, k...

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Fur-lined parkas this season's hottest look

Funny story: Fur-lined parkas this season's hottest look

London fashion week has been stunned by the range of summer gear from the fashionistas of Europe when the catwalk models paraded down the catwalk in thick fur-lined parkas. "It's a great look," said Gok Wan, who was at the Fashion show showing off...

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Stripy Jumpers to be banned

Funny story: Stripy Jumpers to be banned

Stripy jumpers are to be banned from British television starting in spring next year, with a wider ban on stripy jumpers in general to follow a few months later. "It doesn't matter if the jumper has vertical or horizontal stripes," said Fashion Mi...

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Socks steal the show during London Fashion Week

Funny story: Socks steal the show during London Fashion Week

London Fashion Week has had its socks blown off by socks. "They're the must have accessory this winter," said fashionista, Gok Wan. "It's what all the fashionably warm people will be wearing." After last winter's fashion of flip flops saw two d...

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Gok Wan to become the fifth emergency service

Funny story: Gok Wan to become the fifth emergency service

Popular, and very camp, fashionista Gok Wan has requested to be added to the 999 emergency services list. "Well, honey," said Gok (he insisted on being called just by his first name), "there are a lot of women out there that need my help. I just c...

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Gok Wan to help at Malvern Well Dressing

Funny story: Gok Wan to help at Malvern Well Dressing

After hearing that Malvern in Derbyshire was to have a Well Dressing contest, Gok Wan, TV's campest clothes designer (and that is saying something), packed his handbag and showed a clean pair of Gucci heels as he headed up the M1. According to loc...

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'I am not Gay' announces Gok Wan

Camp presenter of Channel 4 programmes, 'How to Look Good Naked' and 'Gok's Fashion Fix', has confessed today that he is not, and has never been, 'Gay'. 'It was all an act', he admitted in an interview on GMTV this morning, with fellow 'non-gay' B...

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The Missus is My Kok Wank Says Cameron

Funny story: The Missus is My Kok Wank Says Cameron

Pink-faced upper class twit and Tony Blair-Wanabee Tory Boy Leader David Cameron admits that wife Samantha is his very own Kok Wank-type style-guru, writes Fanny Twatter. The Boy Leader came clean in an interview on Radio Fuckwit yesterday when he...

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New word "gokwan" accepted by Oxford English Dictionary

Funny story: New word "gokwan" accepted by Oxford English Dictionary

A new word, with several meanings, has today been accepted by the Oxford English Dictionary. Submitted by the British Male Public, the word "Gokwan" was admitted to the hallowed pages of the biggest, brightest and heaviest dictionary in the world.

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"Gok Wan is a Tosser!" Declares Versace

Funny story: "Gok Wan is a Tosser!" Declares Versace

Leather-faced fashion designer Donatella Versace, whose brother once ran out of time and safety pinned Liz Hurley into a dress at the Oscars, has launched a stinging verbal attack on Channel 4's cheeky oriental shopper, Gok Wan. In an unprecedente...

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Naked Aggression

Funny story: Naked Aggression

Gok Wan has once more, shown a different side to his nature after being arrested and charged after the Championship 'play off' game between Bristol City and Crystal Palace last week.

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Gok Wan Accused Of 'Munterphilia' By C4 Bosses

Funny story: Gok Wan Accused Of 'Munterphilia' By C4 Bosses

How To Look Good Naked host, Gok Wan, has incurred the wrath of C4 bosses when it emerged that women were being forced to show their fat, ugly bums on TV merely for the depraved sexual pleasure

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Gok Wan Outed as Heterosexual

Funny story: Gok Wan Outed as Heterosexual

Scandal hit Channel 4 last night as camp presenter and self-professed "Makeover Queen" Gok Wan was sensationally revealed to be as straight as a die. Wan, the presumed-to-be-gay host of hit show How to Look Good Naked, admitted at a press conferen...

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