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Funny story:  Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

The largest saltwater croc known to living man has been captured in the Philippines and after taking his genes off, it has now been established that he wears the same one's as Godzilla the T Rex did millions of years ago. The local people believe...
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Funny story:  Japanese Forgive Godzilla and Request His Assistance With Post-Tsunami Cleanup

Japanese Forgive Godzilla and Request His Assistance With Post-Tsunami Cleanup

Tokyo Japan - The government of Japan announced today that they are going to formally forgive Godzilla for all his prior rampages, and are seeking his assistance in the aftermath of the series of earthquakes and giant tsunami that have devastated the...
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Funny story:  Japanese Nuclear Crisis Has Spawned Godzilla

Japanese Nuclear Crisis Has Spawned Godzilla

Tomoyuki Tanaka, the creator of Godzilla, was apparently predicting the future in his landmark film. It has been reported that a pet iguana whom resided in a nuclear power plant office, and ironically was named "Gojira" after the iconic movie monster...
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Funny story:  Godzilla spotted off Japanese coast

Godzilla spotted off Japanese coast

Scientist's worst fears may have been realised following numerous witness sightings of a prehistoric monster near to the nuclear disaster zone. Many say 'fact is stranger than fiction' and that could now be the case near Fuckushima, with the milit...
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Funny story:  Local Toad Escapes Godzilla's Grasp in Frantic Pissing Frenzy

Local Toad Escapes Godzilla's Grasp in Frantic Pissing Frenzy

Weekly World News, UK Bureau -- Reports coming in from the UK today confirm that a small local toad has miraculously survived a harrowing encounter with none other than Godzilla himself this evening. "I was merely hopping along minding my own damn...
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Funny story:  Obama accidentally visits Gulf, declines to swim

Obama accidentally visits Gulf, declines to swim

US President Barack Obama has said it is "way too stupid to be optimistic" as he made an unexpected visit to the oil-hit Gulf of Mexico coast when AirForce 1 was diverted from Boca Raton where Mr Obama had hoped to get in a little swim time. Earl...
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Funny story:  Godzilla prescribes himself a course of drug stores

Godzilla prescribes himself a course of drug stores

Godzilla, not seen on the shores of Japan for 25yrs, has re-emerged from the pacific abyss to cause chaos on the streets of Tokyo. The 1 million ton beast is thought to be responsible for the eating of about 200 cargo ships per annum with vessels...
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Funny story:  Statue of Liberty and Godzilla join forces on Dancing with the Stars

Statue of Liberty and Godzilla join forces on Dancing with the Stars

Lady Liberty and the popular icon Godzilla have been selected to appear as partners in the July edition of Dancing with the Stars. "We chose July to tie the show in with other Independence Day celebrations," a spokesperson for the show explainsÂ…...
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Funny story:  Jolly Green Giant battles Godzilla in the Sea of Japan

Jolly Green Giant battles Godzilla in the Sea of Japan

The Sea of Japan: Disoriented from the gigantic volcanic ash cloud spreading over Europe the Jolly Green Giant some how got lost and wound up in the Sea of Japan accidentally stepping on the dwelling place of the fabled Japanese Dragon monster Godzil...
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Funny story:  North Korean Nuke Test Unleashes Godzilla

North Korean Nuke Test Unleashes Godzilla

(Pyongyang, N Korea)-- Today's underground nuclear test on the Korean Peninsula already has an unexpected consequence. Godzilla has been set lose, and he is now attacking the outskirts of Pyongyang. A second nuclear bomb was exploded to kill the mo...
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Funny story:  Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Beijing (Xinhua) - A magnitude 7.1 earthquake hit off the east coast of Japan's main Honshu island at 0:45 a.m. Thursday, according to China's earthquake and giant lizard monster observatory network.
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Funny story:  Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.
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Funny story:  John Bolton Promises To Rise From Political Quagmire And Save World

John Bolton Promises To Rise From Political Quagmire And Save World

John Bolton As Godzilla: To Challenge A Ghidran-Like World To A Mudwrestling Grudge Match...
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