Satan has chalked one up in his eternal battle with God when it was revealed that his Facebook page has more subscribers than God's.
"I quietly pleased," Satan admitted. "When I last looked I had twice the number of followers on Facebook, than God...
In a written statement today, God said He's tired of the "same old prayers" and asks that people come up with some new ones.
"If I hear that 'Now I lay me down to sleep,' chestnut one more time, I'm gonna gag," God wrote. On a side note, 67-yea...
The Vatican has received Word from God that the Almighty is suing Pope Benedict XVI for breach of contract following the Pontiff's recent announcement that he will resign as head of the Catholic Church.
Vatican lawyers received the news in an epip...
With the dramatic news of the Pope resigning and several bolts of thunder crashing over the Vatican, God has now decided who will follow Pope Benedict XVI by sending a meteor crashing down into Russia.
After the impact a hoard of Russian Catholic...
Cheap and nasty airline, R++n++r, have been ordered to pay compensation to their passengers that were grounded during the Icelandic eruption of the volcano, Eyjafjallajokull, not Bjork.
Airline boss, Michael O'Leprechaun (name changed for illegal...
A UK man with 200K to spare felt it burning in his pockets and God kept telling him to spend it on one of his impoverished churches. The Devil had different ideas and wanted him to "blow it" on sex, drugs and rock and roll.
After going for a walk...
And the God of Data sat on his heavenly throne and he looked down upon the world of education and he said, "They know not what they do" And lo, the God of Data said, "I shall create a new world of education and it shall be created in five days, like what there are in a school week.
And on the first day the God of Data created targets so that all of the children could be numbered to be judged on...
Real life stories of revelations and resurrections will soon be making their way to your smart phone (smarter than you!) or desktop computer.
Jesus Christ or as he is more commonly known, J-Sizzle, has joined the social media revolution. It is a...
God was seen cocking His leg up alongside another lamp-post in a Gateshead housing estate.
This is the sixth time this week that witnesses have seen God urinating against lamp-posts.
Voices upon high tell us that God has nothing against lamp-p...
Scientists in Texas have discovered a massive black hole in the outer galaxy, NGC 1277, and have confirmed it as definitely being female nicknaming it The Praying Pussy!
Observing the black hole devour circulating stars reminded one scientist, Pro...
We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development.
God has appeared in the clouds above New York, the news media center of the United States, if not the whole world. The Majestic One appeared upset and annoyed, his great continence etched with lines of anger and his eyes blazing.
His voice was powerful, echoing throughout every street and alley in Manhatten:
"Could yo...
No More G-O-D in the G-O-P?
That's the word from Republican Party Chairman Reince Preibus, who spoke to reporters today from the Bible burning ceremony held at the Romney estate in Salem, Mass.
"We decided it was time to re-evaluate our religi...
Every member of the Tea Party, Tea Party Patriots, National Tea Party Federation, and Nationwide Tea Part Coalition has disappeared without a trace.
Incidentally, sources in the Horn of Africa have reported the inexplicable appearance of several m...
Senator Chris Coons' office has sent out a short brief detailing how the Congressman has finally found God, and put an end to a millennia-long game of hide and seek.
Asked to comment about his Earth-shaking discovery, Senator Coons had this to say...
SIOUX FALLS, SD (ABSNN) - Richard Nixon cheated to beat him out of the Presidency, but George McGovern made it to Heaven while Tricky Dickey remains a smoldering charcoal briquette in Hell. McGovern died yesterday at the age of 90. He remained, to...
Anybody who tries to tell me there is one, an all-powerful, caring God who rewards human beings for their good works and punishes human beings for evil is full of shit. I can prove it; any seven-year-old in a catechism class can prove it too: God cannot be all-powerful because God cannot create a rock so heavy God cannot pick it up. So, fuck you; let it go.
Yes, I know, you believe the rewa...
The sad passing of intrepid astronaut, Neil Armstrong RIP, has proven that there is a silver lining in every dark cloud - that he passed after not only achieved cult, global status by being the first man on the moon, but that he is also the first ast...
Reports leaked to the press this afternoon from anonymous sources within the White House confirm that President Barack Obama received a late night email last night from God. They confirm that this was not the first time.
According to the source...