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Funny story: Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Michael (God) Guv has been removed from the mayhem his abrupt confrontational style has caused, in order that the Prime Minister can start talking meaningfully with the country's teachers, education bosses and headmasters again. Crying in the stre...
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Funny story: God Announces Resignation on Twitter

God Announces Resignation on Twitter

Mr Lord God or 'The' Lord God has today announced his intention to step down from his role of being God for an indefinite amount of time. The news broke on God's official Twitter account and it had been expected for a number of weeks. He is due t...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Reports coming from Heaven are indicating that God, creator of the Universe, and all powerful being, who created the earth in six (or was it seven?) days, who refused to allow Noah to put the dinosaurs on the Ark, invented cancer and AIDS and who has...
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Funny story: Man Sues God

Man Sues God

A man is suing his maker after he walked straight into oncoming traffic; blaming the poor senses and intelligence level his God has given him. According to witnesses of the accident, Jamie, 32, was oblivious to his surroundings due to his headphon...
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Funny story: Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...
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Funny story: Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

The Atheist Society of Great Britain today announced that it will be organising street parties nationwide throughout the Easter period. Atheist Society spokesperson B.L. Zebub explained why to the alcohol sodden Church of England press corps. "Wel...
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Funny story: God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Scientists have discovered that the universe isn't is a big as previously thought. Suspicions started when a NASA satellite crashed into a large reflective surface found out in the Andromeda system. Many believed that a short circuit in the vessel h...
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Funny story: THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

Lore! Speighk Mouses as he stanp aboven over hall peipule on his (it's) hell, clapping two timey baldy's with reel forfar and mites! Did thast not tillt that if thoi bayleaf yow wold seat yore wince troube saerfjour, adverturley? Goj walk special in evy dei und evvy weight. Him lies on sandy as a crator wretching him menanwomban frillock innernaround him gurrdjin. But thei shuld bay spayed on,...
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Funny story: God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

Heaven (CNN) - Saying "Enough is enough," God yesterday released a statement making it clear that He is not creating images of The Virgin Mary, Jesus, any Saints, or any other sort of image in tree bark, rust stains, scars, Cheetos, reflections from...
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Funny story: CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777. "Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "somethin...
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Funny story: Pope resigns as God is disproved

Pope resigns as God is disproved

"It's the end of the Catholic church," the current Pope has admitted, after a water tight logic disproved the existence of a Christian God. After recent trials saw several priests convicted of child abuse, one lawyer summed up at the end with a ph...
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Funny story: God Regrets Destroying Sodom, but not Gomorrah

God Regrets Destroying Sodom, but not Gomorrah

Kayoss News Network recently ran into God while he was getting some yogurt at Menchies. We sat down and had a casual chat where he dropped a bombshell about his role in the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah KNN-Hey God, how you doing? G-Not bad, how about yourself? KNN-Allright. Do you come here often? I've never seen you here G-Yeah, this place is the shit. I wish I had thought of it...
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Funny story: Gay Marriage bill caused British floods

Gay Marriage bill caused British floods

David Silvester, became the second UKIP councillor to be suspended after saying something daft when he announced to the world that David Cameron's Gay Marriage Bill angered God so much that he flooded the south of England. In a rare interview, God...
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Funny story: White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were...
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Funny story: Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy

NEW YORK - Following a series of verbal blunders, Terry Snogawd has resigned his post as chancellor of the First Atheist Not-church of America amid growing protest from a large number of the group's members. "Look, not one of us has been complete...
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Funny story: God Takes Early Retirement Citing "Force of Circumstances"

God Takes Early Retirement Citing "Force of Circumstances"

At a hastily convened press conference in Heaven today, a depressed supreme deity who goes by the aliases of God, Jehovah, Yahweh and Allah announced that he could no longer carry on and was taking early retirement. Speaking in tongues, including...
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Funny story: PM Has Message from God

PM Has Message from God

In an extraordinary revelation, Prime Minister David Cameron has described a recent visit he has had from God. 'It was an amazing mystical experience' he told journalists on the beach at a Cornish seaside resort. Eager hacks, including yours tr...
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Funny story: For some, being a Christian is becoming a pain in the butt

For some, being a Christian is becoming a pain in the butt

Christian churches, faced with declining memberships, have hit upon a new strategy for bringing in the sheaves: domestic discipline. The premise of the new program, Pastor Dave Spanky explained: "Spare the rod, and spoil the wife." The use of s...
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