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Funny story: Southern Baptists Expel Church For Not Hating Gays

Southern Baptists Expel Church For Not Hating Gays

The Southern Baptist Convention voted unanimously to expel a California church that was entirely too friendly to homosexuals. The New Heart Community Church in La Mirada, California, was "disfellowed" by the Executive Committee which held that...
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Funny story: Obama's Top Scientist Has Psychotic Fit

Obama's Top Scientist Has Psychotic Fit

At a recent hearing by the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, White House Science Director, John Holdren, spoke in front of the committee to discuss President Obama's initiative to reduce carbon emissions. Despite 99% of the world's...
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Funny story: Head Of ISIS Accidentally Beheaded

Head Of ISIS Accidentally Beheaded

Ibrahim ibn Awwad ibn Ibrahim ibn Ali ibn Muhammad al-Badri al-Samarrai, more commonly known by his nom de guerre Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, or BIll, is the Caliph of the self-proclaimed Islamic State-previously the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (...
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Funny story: Open Letter to GOD

Open Letter to GOD

Dea GOD, I know (LOL) I may have got you at a bad time.... but I must ask you, YOUR DIVINITY, if you don't mind. (1) Why do you not destroy the few bankers and their idiotic debt game so that we humans can allow ourselves and our children to enjoy life as you intended? Why must we always be in hawk to these bastards? And why on earth cannot our governments, elected by us, run our nat...
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Funny story: God and Accidents

God and Accidents

Hoff here. This a rant and I know I am going to piss some, maybe a lot, people off. But that's ok, because this is a rant. That means I can say anything I want, so sit down, kick back and let your outrage wash over you. Earlier this year, in Kentucky, a 5-year-old boy shot and killed his 2-year-old sister with the .22 rifle he got for HIS(!) birthday. Nothing says "I love you" like a rifle,...
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Funny story: Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Commenting on the accidental murder of a nine-year-old girl's assault weapons instructor on a gun range, because of her inability to control her Uzi submachine gun, and thus blowing part of his brains out, Wayne La Pisse of the "Owning Guns Is A God-...
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Funny story: Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

Evolution Confirmed in Lost Bible

JERUSALEM- Archaeologists have discovered a lost book from the Christian New Testament, allegedly confirming the principles of evolution. The work was found in a cave near the city of Jerusalem. Entitled the 'Book of GEROM', (Genetic Evoluti...
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Funny story: Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Protests in The Street. Mourning And Shock as Self Styled Education God Is Removed

Michael (God) Guv has been removed from the mayhem his abrupt confrontational style has caused, in order that the Prime Minister can start talking meaningfully with the country's teachers, education bosses and headmasters again. Crying in the stre...
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Funny story: God Announces Resignation on Twitter

God Announces Resignation on Twitter

Mr Lord God or 'The' Lord God has today announced his intention to step down from his role of being God for an indefinite amount of time. The news broke on God's official Twitter account and it had been expected for a number of weeks. He is due t...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Reports coming from Heaven are indicating that God, creator of the Universe, and all powerful being, who created the earth in six (or was it seven?) days, who refused to allow Noah to put the dinosaurs on the Ark, invented cancer and AIDS and who has...
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Funny story: Man Sues God

Man Sues God

A man is suing his maker after he walked straight into oncoming traffic; blaming the poor senses and intelligence level his God has given him. According to witnesses of the accident, Jamie, 32, was oblivious to his surroundings due to his headphon...
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Funny story: Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...
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Funny story: Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

The Atheist Society of Great Britain today announced that it will be organising street parties nationwide throughout the Easter period. Atheist Society spokesperson B.L. Zebub explained why to the alcohol sodden Church of England press corps. "Wel...
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Funny story: God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Scientists have discovered that the universe isn't is a big as previously thought. Suspicions started when a NASA satellite crashed into a large reflective surface found out in the Andromeda system. Many believed that a short circuit in the vessel h...
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Funny story: THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

Lore! Speighk Mouses as he stanp aboven over hall peipule on his (it's) hell, clapping two timey baldy's with reel forfar and mites! Did thast not tillt that if thoi bayleaf yow wold seat yore wince troube saerfjour, adverturley? Goj walk special in evy dei und evvy weight. Him lies on sandy as a crator wretching him menanwomban frillock innernaround him gurrdjin. But thei shuld bay spayed on,...
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Funny story: God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

Heaven (CNN) - Saying "Enough is enough," God yesterday released a statement making it clear that He is not creating images of The Virgin Mary, Jesus, any Saints, or any other sort of image in tree bark, rust stains, scars, Cheetos, reflections from...
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Funny story: CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777. "Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "somethin...
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Funny story: Pope resigns as God is disproved

Pope resigns as God is disproved

"It's the end of the Catholic church," the current Pope has admitted, after a water tight logic disproved the existence of a Christian God. After recent trials saw several priests convicted of child abuse, one lawyer summed up at the end with a ph...
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