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Ringling Bros. Vows to Handle Circus Goats with Kid Gloves; Subsequently Retracts Statement

Funny story: Ringling Bros. Vows to Handle Circus Goats with Kid Gloves; Subsequently Retracts Statement

Kenneth Feld, CEO of Feld Entertainment, the group that owns Ringling Bros. Circus, recently announced that Ringling Bros. will, effective immediately, exploit for trivial human entertainment fewer wild animals and more and more domesticated animals,...

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Reese Witherspoon Says Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest Is Extremely Embarrassing

Funny story: Reese Witherspoon Says Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest Is Extremely Embarrassing

ATLANTA - Reese Witherspoon is still in hiding due to extreme embarrassment over her recent arrest due to her disorderly conduct. A spokesperson for Ms. Witherspoon identified as Tucker "Bubba" Frattficker, stated that the actress wanted her famil...

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Ten More Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

Funny story: Ten More Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein

with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner of the 'Landlocked Prince Who Most Resembles An Old Goat' Shield in 1998 First, a word from our patron: 'Salutations, sturdy goat-lovers. Here are some more facts about the goats. I trust that you will these goat facts enjoy without further ado: Why not come to Luxembourg this year and visit the Cheese Mountain at Brikkelbrack and...

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First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"

Funny story: First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"

For a sitting President who has no verifiable history, let alone copies of undergraduate papers, class room grades, proposed state senate laws, and who voted "Present" more times than not in the US Senate, reports are emerging that Barry is testing...

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Leopard Mauled By Toddlers

Funny story: Leopard Mauled By Toddlers

(LSM) - Ziggy, a leopard from Omaha Nebraska, was seriously injured today after he accidentally wandered into a daycare and was mauled by several toddlers. Witnesses say the leopard - seemingly unaware of the danger - tried to lick one of the childre...

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Dial-A-Goat

Dial-A-Goat I must apologiise for the rather unusual approach but I have an idea for what I feel would be a very viable business but I am short of funds and wondered if there was any astute entrepreneurs out there willing to risk an investment? About Dial-A-Goat.. As the name suggests Dial-A-Goat is a service whereby one telephones a premium rate line and a goat is delivered direct to th...

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