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Don't masturbate or your hand will get pregnant

Funny story: Don't masturbate or your hand will get pregnant

Men who masturbate have been given a dire warning by a Muslim televangelist who claimed live on TV that they will find their hands PREGNANT in the afterlife. Mucahid Cihad Han made the bizarre statement in a question and answer session on a radica...

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Serial Pot Thief Hits Boulder, Colorado

Funny story: Serial Pot Thief Hits Boulder, Colorado

BOULDER, COLORADO - Police authorities in Boulder have been investigating a flurry of pot thefts in the community. Since the end of January over 20 different residents have reported the loss of their Cannabis plants. Colorado's recently passed ma...

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Local Man Wears Odd Gloves On Trip Up The Shops

Funny story: Local Man Wears Odd Gloves On Trip Up The Shops

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 32, today revealed that he popped up the shops wearing odd gloves, much to the consternation of his fellow shoppers. Amongst whom was a fat bloke without a coat in utter defiance of the impending big freeze. It se...

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Michael Jackson's Three Kids, Paris, Prince, and Blanket Star In Glove and Sock Commercials

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Three Kids, Paris, Prince, and Blanket Star In Glove and Sock Commercials

HOLLYWOOD - Janet Jackson has announced that her niece Paris, and her two nephews Prince and Blanket have just finished shooting commercials for Handy Gloves and Rock Socks. The children of Michael Jackson are all very talented and will soon be ap...

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Apple release the iGlove to solve another problem with the iPhone4

Funny story: Apple release the iGlove to solve another problem with the iPhone4

In the cold weather, Apple have identified another problem with the iPhone4, they are unusable whilst wearing gloves. "It's the capacitance of the screen," said chief technical problem solver Ann Droide. "We have tuned it specifically for the huma...

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True Purpose of Gloves finally Discovered

Funny story: True Purpose of Gloves finally Discovered

The results of a ten year study into gloves by technicians and scientists at Roughborough University were released today. The £6 billion government funded study announced that gloves were usually worn on or around the hands and that they serve a v...

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O.J. Simpson Found Not Guilty Once Again

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Found Not Guilty Once Again

Las Vegas NV-- O.J. Simpson was found not guilty of all armed robbery charges today. The shocking decision was reached by the jury after only one hour of deliberation. O.J. was all smiles as he walked out of the courtroom with his attorney, Mr. Fish.

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Gloves Found in Glove Compartment

Funny story: Gloves Found in Glove Compartment

Bournemouth car dealer Nigel Duncan was still in a state of shock last night after finding gloves in a car's glove compartment.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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