Men who masturbate have been given a dire warning by a Muslim televangelist who claimed live on TV that they will find their hands PREGNANT in the afterlife.
Mucahid Cihad Han made the bizarre statement in a question and answer session on a radica...
BOULDER, COLORADO - Police authorities in Boulder have been investigating a flurry of pot thefts in the community. Since the end of January over 20 different residents have reported the loss of their Cannabis plants.
Colorado's recently passed ma...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 32, today revealed that he popped up the shops wearing odd gloves, much to the consternation of his fellow shoppers.
Amongst whom was a fat bloke without a coat in utter defiance of the impending big freeze.
HOLLYWOOD - Janet Jackson has announced that her niece Paris, and her two nephews Prince and Blanket have just finished shooting commercials for Handy Gloves and Rock Socks.
The children of Michael Jackson are all very talented and will soon be ap...
In the cold weather, Apple have identified another problem with the iPhone4, they are unusable whilst wearing gloves.
"It's the capacitance of the screen," said chief technical problem solver Ann Droide. "We have tuned it specifically for the huma...
The results of a ten year study into gloves by technicians and scientists at Roughborough University were released today.
The £6 billion government funded study announced that gloves were usually worn on or around the hands and that they serve a v...
Las Vegas NV-- O.J. Simpson was found not guilty of all armed robbery charges today. The shocking decision was reached by the jury after only one hour of deliberation. O.J. was all smiles as he walked out of the courtroom with his attorney, Mr. Fish.
Bournemouth car dealer Nigel Duncan was still in a state of shock last night after finding gloves in a car's glove compartment.
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