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Funny story: National Hockey League to Ban All Teams Located in Areas With No Ice

National Hockey League to Ban All Teams Located in Areas With No Ice

Yellowknife, Canada In an effort to bring professional hockey back to its roots, the NHL, now relocated way up near the North Pole in the Yukon, have announced that teams that are in areas that don't have lakes that freeze or even snow can't have a h...
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Funny story: Obama uses 'Executive Action' to change name of Islamic State

Obama uses 'Executive Action' to change name of Islamic State

Washington DC-President Obama used his Executive authority to officially change the name of ISIS today. With one scribble of his pen, the President declared the name of ISIS (or ISIL), should now be referred to only as 'Global Warming'. The Pre...
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Funny story: Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Over several decades scientist have a built a near consensus on the human causes of climate change only to have the rug pulled from under them by Mother Nature herself. "Yes, it's hotter right now, but that's because I want it to be, not because t...
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Funny story: Global warming, penguins, and a whole bunch of ice cream

Global warming, penguins, and a whole bunch of ice cream

Is it hot in here? If by "here" you mean the planet earth then yes. Well that's not entirely true; it's still pretty cold in Canada, Russia, even Iceland. However, records show that average temperatures are increasing not only in the United States, but in the coldest nations on earth. Who's to blame? Scientists believe they have found the culprit; its name is Global Warming. Global Warmin...
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Funny story: EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

WASHINGTON, DC - Today, the EPA classified clouds as "pollutants" under section 202(a) of the Clean Air Act. The declaration came after a new study was released, indicating that clouds are playing a larger role in melting the Greenland Ice Sheet t...
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Funny story: New Study Suggests Climate Change Causing Liberals and Conservatives to Evolve Differently

New Study Suggests Climate Change Causing Liberals and Conservatives to Evolve Differently

WASHINGTON, DC - As climate change kills off some of their favorite things, liberals have responded to those losses by evolving shrill voices and more red pigment in their faces. Conservatives, on the other hand, have grown more rounded shoulders and...
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Funny story: Two old frauds in TV junk science love-in

Two old frauds in TV junk science love-in

Washington - The President of the United Snakes of America and a Brit Reality TV con artist famous for faking the Beeb's wildlife documentaries have appeared in a televised White House junk science rant. Barack Obama and ageing UK naturalist (sic...
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Funny story: Climate Change Deniers Deny Denying the Existence of Climate Change

Climate Change Deniers Deny Denying the Existence of Climate Change

After a non stop barrage of natural disasters has made climate change deniers look like ninnies, several high profile culprits have started changing their tunes. Although, not everyone is ready to completely commit to the problem. Jim DeMint, Pre...
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Funny story: Texas frackers tender for Vatican's lucrative exorcism, relic-selling and excommunications business

Texas frackers tender for Vatican's lucrative exorcism, relic-selling and excommunications business

Irving, Texas - A hydraulic fracturing trade association is bidding to take over large parts of the Vatican's hocus pocus division after the Pope fingered the global fossil fuel industry for turning the planet into a 'pile of filth'. Executives at...
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Funny story: Climate changing denier deny deniers

Climate changing denier deny deniers

In a startling turn about "Slick" Jim Mason, CEO of Exxon announced that he has seen the light and is reversing his opinion on climate change. "I think," Mason said, "fossil fuels does cause global warmin' and climate change." Jim took off his cow...
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Funny story: Obama orders military to battle global warming

Obama orders military to battle global warming

Top pentagon officials were quick to react in the wake of President Obama's recent proclamation to graduates of a military academy that "climate change" is a top "threat to "global security" and that military leaders who don't take appropriate action...
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Funny story: Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

WASHINGTON, DC - Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now." The president outlined a series of taxes he has pushed to restrict capital...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) to be combined into one department. Mr. Obama's spokesman, T...
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Funny story: President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron. The Climatron will control the climate and will be operated by the Vice President of the United States. Opera...
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Funny story: President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - This morning, President Obama proposed utilizing the USA's military to build a dike around the lower 48 states, combating climate change. The dike would be approximately 10,000 miles long and would be 6 inches tall, preventing ris...
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Funny story: Scientists Blame Solar Eclipses on Global Climate Change

Scientists Blame Solar Eclipses on Global Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - USGS Chief Scientist, Jack MeHoff, released a study today that concludes that the increasing number of solar eclipses is due to Global Climate Change, caused by human activity. The report cites historical records dating back to th...
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Funny story: Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

Hot Yoga Blamed for Global Warming

A new study by the Weston A. Price Foundation (WAPF), a nonprofit "nutrition" organization with close ties to the meat industry, blames hot yoga for global warming. The WAPF report has created a lot of additional heat for Bikram Yoga founder Bikr...
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Funny story: Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

As someone interested in boosting his own health and the health of the planet, health-conscious environmentalist Luke Jameson decided to kill two birds with one stone by going vegan. Luke was first inspired to go vegan when he learned that animal...
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