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Funny story:  Frank Luntz, GOP Wordsmith, Found Expired at House of Assignation

Frank Luntz, GOP Wordsmith, Found Expired at House of Assignation

NEW YORK-Frank Luntz, the wunderkind of the Republican Party who coined phrases such as climate change (for global warming), energy exploration (for oil drilling) and death tax (for estate tax), was found by paramedics in a state of deamination at a...
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Funny story:  Dyson Flown Out To Advise on Cyclone Threats to Phillipines

Dyson Flown Out To Advise on Cyclone Threats to Phillipines

Sir Brian "Bagless" Dyson was watching cyclones outside his window whlle vacuuming his house when he realised a high grade cyclone was losing suction. A weather forecaster by training, Dyson went to work re - inventing meteorological technology to f...
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Funny story:  Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by His Unfortunate Fashion Choice

Environmentalist's Compelling Message Overshadowed by His Unfortunate Fashion Choice

During a panel discussion on climate change and environmental ethics at Columbia Law School, environmentalist Chuck Perry's compelling message of universal interconnectedness and the devastating effect of animal agriculture on the environment was unf...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...
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Funny story:  Is There Sex In The Afterlife?  Part 4

Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...
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Funny story:  Spider Venom Causes Painful Erections!

Spider Venom Causes Painful Erections!

The Brazilian Wandering Spider has repeatedly ranked as the world's most venomous spider to those who study them. You hear a lot about Brown Recluse and Black Widows but these guys are hunters on the ground. They do not try to catch their prey by...
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Funny story:  Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

A star in our Milky Way galaxy called beta CVN in the constellation Canes Vebatucui has a companion planet, Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life. Its civilization is so advanced that is beyond human imagination.
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Funny story:  Rand Paul: No Global Warming

Rand Paul: No Global Warming

The White House is feeding a bunch of lies to the public, according to possible Presidential Candidate Rand Paul. For ever top scientist that has been taking your tax money for their projects, there are just as many honest scientists that say it's...
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Funny story:  Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Climate Change A Communist and Liberal Plot According to Beaver Bay Man

Beaver Bay, OR (Car Seller's Weekly) - According to Earl Whitcomb, life-long resident of Beaver Bay, climate change is real. But it isn't caused by green-house gases or the use of fossil fuels. It is caused, asserts Whitcomb, by liberals and Communis...
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Funny story:  Al Gore Was Right

Al Gore Was Right

Speaking of extremely frigid temperatures this winter and early spring, in certain parts of the U.S., Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) said, "It's cold. Al Gore told me this wouldn't Happen. Global warming obviously is a farce." Senator Cruz said this to...
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Funny story:  End Timers Control Climate Change Press Event

End Timers Control Climate Change Press Event

WASHINGTON, DC -- 98% of the world's climate scientists agree that the threat climate change poses to Earth's life-support systems. In short, human-driven climate change poses a great threat to well being, health and even to human survival.
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Funny story:  On David Cameron's "Green Crap"

On David Cameron's "Green Crap"

David Cameron has welcomed the latest UN predictions on climate change. In a break from his busy schedule visiting the toilets at Bognor Regis he gave an exclusive interview to your fearless reporter. 'Let me say, first of all, that Bognor Regis c...
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Funny story:  Global Warming Will Give You The Runs!

Global Warming Will Give You The Runs!

According to those people trying to warn us about global warning, they now have determined that it will give you the runs. "It will be so warm that your food will break down too fast and you'll be continuing to run back and forth from the dining r...
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Funny story:  Sarah Plain Blames Global Warming On Michelle Obama

Sarah Plain Blames Global Warming On Michelle Obama

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has said that she does not care what President Obama and the rest of the Democrats think she is going to speak her mind. "Mama Moose" Palin was recently seen eating by herself at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos R...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...
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Funny story:  Global Warming - The Proof's in the Hat

Global Warming - The Proof's in the Hat

Key West, FL (STT News) - A UN-supported, US Government approved Global Warming archaeological research expedition to the small Florida community of Key West has now uncovered evidence that does more than suggest that climate change is upon us. D...
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Funny story:  30,000 year old virus revived - amoebas queuing up for flu jabs

30,000 year old virus revived - amoebas queuing up for flu jabs

Amoebas everywhere are suffering from headaches, aching pseudopodia and high temperatures due to the reckless revival of a virus which only attacks them. An amoebic physician, Dr. Daphnia Clostridium said this morning "We are all so pissed. We hav...
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Funny story:  Global Warming 'Deniers' Officially Classified by US Government

Global Warming 'Deniers' Officially Classified by US Government

Global Warmists across the nation today cheered as a new study commissioned to once and for all silence doubters, got official clearance from the government to tag complete strangers as 'deniers'. Argon Delay-hee, of the Gore Global Grope Group (...
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