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Funny story: Glenn Beck: "I was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes"

Glenn Beck: "I was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes"

Glenn Beck, conservative commentator and Tea Party golden boy, admitted that he was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes while he was employed at FOX News. "My Gosh, it felt like 17 hours. It was terrible," Beck said. Acco...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck: "Minimum wage should be set at 2 cents per hour"

Glenn Beck: "Minimum wage should be set at 2 cents per hour"

Conservative commentator Glenn Beck announced today that the minimum wage should be lowered to two cents an hour, making for gross earnings for an eight-hour work day in the United States to be set at no more than 16 cents per day. "Without overti...
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Funny story: Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

Has George Soros Replaced US Federal Government?

WASHINGTON DC - Some time after the inauguration of President Obama, George Soros began telling people how satisfying it was to buy the entire US Federal Government. Establishing One-Party-Rule in the 2008 Elections may have cost $5.3 Billion, but So...
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Funny story: Jester Program Suffers Setbacks

Jester Program Suffers Setbacks

Harley Quinn died last week at a Glenn Beck event. The 47 year-old comic assigned to Beck by The Ruling Authority choked on his own words and died on-stage before an audience of Mr. Beck's fans. The county coroner, a Republican appointee, ruled t...
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Funny story: Today Is National "Highway Patrol" Day. 10 - 4! Broderick Crawford celebrates by arresting Glen Beck on a "Failure to Attribute" What a Revelation!

Today Is National "Highway Patrol" Day. 10 - 4! Broderick Crawford celebrates by arresting Glen Beck on a "Failure to Attribute" What a Revelation!

"Highway Patrol" was a popular television show in the US during the late 1950s - early 60s. Its purported purpose was to show to the American people what a policeman does "in real life", as opposed to the "secret agents" being portrayed by the various characters, villains and advertisers of such shows as "The Man from U.N.C.L.E., "I Spy", "Mission Impossible", "It Takes a Thief", and perha...
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Funny story: Glenn "Crybaby" Beck States That He Will Cry A Lot of Tears If Mitt Romney Is The GOP Presidential Candidate

Glenn "Crybaby" Beck States That He Will Cry A Lot of Tears If Mitt Romney Is The GOP Presidential Candidate

POCATELLO, Idaho - Glenn Beck was in Pocatello visiting one of the largest potato museums in the world, The Spud Land Museum & Gift Shop. He was accompanied by his 4-year-old niece Daisy Parpaletti, who looks just like him except she's a lot smaller, she's a girl, and she does not cry anywhere near as much as her uncle. Beck was asked by Mistletoe Bulova, a very pretty reporter with The...
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Funny story: Know Your Enemy

Know Your Enemy

President Obama visited a truck manufacturing plant in Georgia this past week where he had promised to make an important announcement. As reporters were still gathering in the publicity center, an ABC correspondent blindsided President Obama with a question about his association with Communists, past and present. Before the President was able to formulate a reply, the reporter followed quickly...
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Funny story: Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Glenn Beck: Hey Rush, how the hell are you holding up you big mouth scumbag? 9:03 a.m. Rush Limbaugh: Oh, I guess I'm okay Glenn, considering that so far I have lost 11 of my radio talk show sponsors. 9:07 a.m. Glenn Beck: I know the feeling fat boy believe me. I lost every single one of my sponsors and as you know shortly after that I lost my job and now I'm getting...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh

Former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck knows what it is to fall like a boulder from grace for simply uttering his personal opinions about someone. Getting canned from a gravy job with Fox News Channel was just the beginning of a decline in popularit...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck: "Progressives Are to Blame for History Books

Glenn Beck: "Progressives Are to Blame for History Books

Washington--Glenn Beck is letting everyone know that Progressives are the reason we have history books in public schools. "I just want my listeners to know that progressives are the reason we have history books in public schools. They know that i...
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Funny story: Investigation reveals filmmaker Tyler Perry is actually Glenn Beck

Investigation reveals filmmaker Tyler Perry is actually Glenn Beck

His movies have made billions of dollars and he is the affinity of lovelorn black women everywhere. At the same time, many black men have criticized his movies as vehicles that make them look buffoonish, brutal and ignorant. That latter opinion has b...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Nathan Lane Will Not Be Portraying Glenn Beck In A Movie Based On His Life

The Reason Why Nathan Lane Will Not Be Portraying Glenn Beck In A Movie Based On His Life

LOS ANGELES - Nathan Lane is reportedly devastated at the news that he has been rejected as the lead in The True Unsugarcoated Story of Glenn Beck. The self-avowed gay actor who has appeared in such film classics as The Birdcage Newspapers, Gays a...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

MANHATTAN - A spokesperson for Sarah Palin stated that the meeting between Donald Trump and Palin at The Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square went very well. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle said that Donald Trump took care of the tab...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Promises He Will Run For President If He Can Get His Uncontrollable Crying Under Control

Glenn Beck Promises He Will Run For President If He Can Get His Uncontrollable Crying Under Control

FARGO, North Dakota - Glenn Beck was in town visiting the largest Plastic Fruit Museum in the entire world even larger than the one located in Shizzleville, Upper Shambutu in Africa. He was asked by a reporter for iRumors about the rumor that he i...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Jumps on Glenn Beck's 1791 Bandwagon

Sarah Palin Jumps on Glenn Beck's 1791 Bandwagon

Glenn Beck's battle cry for a return to the original bill of rights posted in 1791 has won another supporter in Sarah Palin as she campaigns, but isn't really campaigning across the United States. Reportedly feeling the outcry from gaggles of unha...
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Funny story: Government Chips Away at Privacy

Government Chips Away at Privacy

The Department of Homeland Security has contracted with the Digital Angel company to have its ID chips implanted in all Americans and illegal aliens. At $12 per chip and injector, the cost will total $4.8 billion, unless the government is able to neg...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck is Certified a "Looney"

Glenn Beck is Certified a "Looney"

Special to INS - The American Psychiatric Association (APA) announced that it has created a new category of mental illness, "Looney," to describe the unique mental state of Glenn Beck. An abstract from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Ment...
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Funny story: Shameless Democrats Kill Osama in Naked Bid for Votes

Shameless Democrats Kill Osama in Naked Bid for Votes

Republicans are outraged that President Obama has gotten around to killing terrorist matermind Osama bin Laden. "I'm crushed," said House Speaker John Boehner. "What are we gonna do now? After this it's gonna be a lot harder for our Tea Party friends to say Obama's a terrorist, or that he's secretly a Muslim. Who's gonna believe that nutbag shit now? A few people will say that it's a hoax, tha...
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