Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch.
(The Guardian)
And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off!
Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez
(Daily Star)
Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis.
Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...
Liverpool's Scottish midfielder Charlie Adam has warned his club-mates to expect a hostile atmosphere when they visit Hearts in Thursday's Europa League tie.
(Various)
No need to worry about a Glasgow Kiss, but watch out for the Edinburgh Elbow..
Rangers crowd of 49,000 v East Stirlingshire in Scottish Division Three was 17,000 more than the combined attendances of the Scottish Premier Leag...
Champions League Qualifying Rd, 2nd Leg.
HJK Helsinki 0 Celtic 2
Celtic win 4-1 on aggregate. I'm no expert on the Finnish alphabet, but I'd say there's no 'I' in the HJK team.
Panathinaikos 3 Motherwell 0
Motherwell, playing in the CL at the expense of crisis club Rangers (currently enjoying a 100% record in the Scottish Communities Cup 1st round and Scottish Third Division) crash out 5...
(Various)
Dundee are chosen, ahead of Dunfermline Athletic, to replace the old Rangers in the Scottish Premier League.
I think Dumfermline think they've been dun!
(Daily Mail)
Midfielder Oscar, 20, has arrived in London with the Brazil Olympic squad and will have a medical ahead of his £25m move from Internacional to Chelsea.
All they need now is Luca Toni and Golden Globe for a team w...
Arsenal's new signing Lukas Podolski has urged striker Robin van Persie to stay at the club after the Dutchman said he will not be signing a new Gunners contract.
"Please don't go, please don't go, Rob I love you so, and I want you know" ...
Kilmarnock manager Kenny Shiel has had to give up on re-signing his midfielder son, Dean, saying he does not have the money to bring in any additional pl...
Robin Van Persie caused ripples this week by revealing on his personal website that he would not be signing an extension to his Arsenal contract, and now details are emerging as to his whereabouts next season.
RVP Stated that he is not happy with...
A story circulating the internet about a merger between the Scottish football giants Glasgow Rangers, and their Premier League namesakes, Queens Park Rangers, is a hoax, says the story's writer, me.
The story, which appeared on satirical news webs...
In what is sure to be regarded as a radical step, Glasgow Rangers, the second-best football team in the whole of Scotland, are set to merge with the English Premier League side Queens Park Rangers.
Rangers, the Scottish ones, are currently deeply...
Demoted and disgraced former Scottish Premier League winners, Glasgow Rangers, have applied to join the Welsh Premier League after being told that the only Scottish League that would accept them, was the Hebrides Third Division.
"It's no good," sa...
Speculation was mounting last night that Scottish Premier League crisis club Rangers were looking to buy English league one club Bury and move the club 200 miles up to Glasgow, bringing English Football League fixtures to Scotland for the first time.
Celtic Football club have released a statement saying that they will probably have to say "No" to newly created football team "The Rangers" plea for inclusion in the Scottish Premier League.
The decision came after the Celtic board got together a...
Glasgow: 'Private' sale of Rangers takes place on Ebay, Craig Whyte-Wash named. Private Seller has 'cloudy past' & negative Feedback from previous sales. Buyers Beware!. Unclear at the moment who the buyer is.
NTNON can exclusively reveal tha...
Rangers chairman Craig Whyte has revealed to close friends how he plans to pay the tax bill that forced the Scottish Premier League Champions into administration, forcing the SPL to deduct them 10 points.
A friend of a friend of a friend of a frie...
Glasgow: "Because the money is not there as it once was" said Craig Whyte in answer to a question about future player spending, perhaps inadvertently providing a clue to HMRC as to whether they may get their money back or not. 'Not' being the operati...
Irresponsible Scots financier Fred Goodwin has lodged a bid with the club's administrators to buy Rangers.
Fred, formerly Sir Fred, said in his shed that he had the funds to rescue the popular Unionist outfit from their current malaise. "I have -...
New research from Glasgow University has shown that football was invented in Scotland, and not, as the history books have it, in Cambridge.
"We have documentary evidence that football was being played in Glasgow as far back as 1066," said Scottish...
Scottish Satanists have hit out at Rangers football and are said to be "livid" over their apparent sectarian policy over the signing of Satanists, Pagans and Occultists.
Representatives of The Scottish Satanist and Luciferian Group are said to be...
Pundits across Scotland are rubbing their hands at anticipation at what promises to be one of the most enthralling campaigns for many years.
"I can't wait" says Dundee football correspondent Matty McStay, "United have got in the exciting talent, y...