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Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Funny story: Ryan-heir Proposal To Save Glasgow Prestwick Airport With Trash Class Flights

Trash Class flights with aircraft interiors looking like Glasgow bus shelters on a Saturday night have been put forward as a means of saving struggling Prestwick Airport. The aircraft interiors will be less "posh" and intimidating to Glaswegians.

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Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

Funny story: Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

It wasn't first-class treatment at all, that's for sure. But then again, he wasn't a first-class passenger. The snake, after all, was just a stowaway. When he was found slithering along under some seats in a plane from Mexico, he was carted of...

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Post-Mortem Examination Due On Failed Glasgow Airport Bomber

Funny story: Post-Mortem Examination Due On Failed Glasgow Airport Bomber

A post-mortem examination on the body of a man suspected of being involved in the terror attack on Glasgow airport, is due to be carried out later today.

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Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

Funny story: Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

One of the would-be terror bombers in the recent attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport had testicles made from high-grade steel, claims the taxi driver who apprehended him.

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John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

Funny story: John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

The War on Terror has a new hero, and his name is John Smeaton. Smeaton catapulted himself to international status with one swift kick in late June.

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Airport protester arrested, cigarette put out

Glasgow - Police described the fire at Glasgow Airport today as "total madness".

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Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Funny story: Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Police investigating the three failed car bombings in London and Glasgow, say they are a direct result of NHS waiting lists and other health service problems, and that many, many doc...

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Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

Funny story: Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

The attempted bombing of Glasgow Airport on Saturday, was most likely a protest against the Government's new Smoking Ban, say Police.

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Glasgow Airport Unfazed by Attack

Funny story: Glasgow Airport Unfazed by Attack

Security has been tightened around Scotland's premier exit point for Scots wishing to emigrate and find a job after a Jeep full of smokers was allegedly driven into the entrance of Glasgow Airport in order to protest at the ban on smoking in Engl...

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Big Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport

Funny story: Big Brother George Galloway Hurt In Attack At Glasgow Airport

Respect MP George Galloway has made allegations to police that he was manhandled by ruffians in a sectarian attack at Glasgow Airport on Sunday.

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While Mueller diddle-daddles over non-existent matters in Trump's campaign, real crimes in the Catholic church go unpunished! Plenty criminality in Popedom to keep an 'independent' counsel busy!
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