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Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Funny story: Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...

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Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...

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The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

Funny story: The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31. And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las V...

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The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

Funny story: The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Carolina Panthers proved to be not so gracious hosts to the thrill and excitement of the home town fans as they beat The New England Patriots 24-20. A visibly shook up Patriots quarterback Tom Brady could be seen hu...

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The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

Funny story: The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets showed the New England Patriots that they are not as invincible as Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady think they are. The Jets beat the Boston boys 30-27 on an overtime field goal which now drops the P...

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Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Says The New England Patriots Will Play In This Year's Super Bowl

Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Says The New England Patriots Will Play In This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen was in New York City shooting a cosmetics commercial. She was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily for a comment on her husband, Tom Brady's Patriots team. Bundchen grinned as she took her Cone...

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The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

Funny story: The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

CINCINNATI - After the game ended Bengals fans sitting up in the 4th and 5th rows said that they could see Tom Brady's pout. The Patriots had just seen their 4-0 record go to 4-1 at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals. The final score was 13-6...

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Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start

Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start

BOSTON - Gisele Bundchen, the wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, told sports reporters covering the Pats that she cannot remember the last time she was this happy. She said that watching her husband's team start the season with four straight...

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Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...

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Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

Funny story: Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump loves to get involved in other people's business. President Obama has stated on several occasions that the Trumpster does it because he just has way too much free time on his hands. Trump remarked that the president is...

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The Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Dolls - The Good News and The Bad News

Funny story: The Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Dolls - The Good News and The Bad News

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company that manufactures the Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Doll has just made an announcement regarding the ex-New England Patriots player. Company spokesperson, Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake, 29, said that they will be rec...

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Aaron Hernandez of The New England Patriots Arrested - Gisele Bundchen Is Furious

Funny story: Aaron Hernandez of The New England Patriots Arrested - Gisele Bundchen Is Furious

NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - Well like the saying goes, You can run but you can't hide. Police have arrested Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez and charged him with suspicion of murder. Hernandez told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated D...

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Gisele Bundchen Agrees To Drop Her Dancing With The Stars Lawsuit

Funny story: Gisele Bundchen Agrees To Drop Her Dancing With The Stars Lawsuit

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen recently filed a lawsuit against the producers of Dancing With The Stars. The lawsuit stemmed from the fact she had been promised that she was going to be a celebrity contestant on this season's edition. But at...

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Gisele Bundchen To Sue Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Gisele Bundchen To Sue Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen, who is better known as New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's highly vociferous wife, was in the Big Apple shopping for underwear. She was asked about the report that she is considering suing the producers of...

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Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

Funny story: Wes and Anna Welker Love The Fresh Air of The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - Several citizens of Denver have reported seeing Mr. and Mrs. Wes Welker and they said they looked like a couple of newlyweds laughing, giggling, and cheering now that Wes is no longer a New England Patriot. The Welker's were interviewed b...

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Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos

Funny story: Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos

DENVER - Anna Welker wasted no time catching a flight with her hubby former New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker and flying out to their new home town the Rocky Mountain city of Denver. After talks with the New England ownership failed t...

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Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

Funny story: Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...

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Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

Funny story: Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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