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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Makes It Abundantly Clear That The Girls Aloud Reunion Tour Will Have To Go On Without Her

Cheryl Cole Makes It Abundantly Clear That The Girls Aloud Reunion Tour Will Have To Go On Without Her

LONDON - Still reeling from being fired by America's version of X-Factor and being dumped by boyfriend Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole has returned to England. She spoke with Loretta Piffinshaw of Ta Ta For Now News and told her that the past year has be...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud back together for 10th Anniversary reunion

Girls Aloud back together for 10th Anniversary reunion

Exciting news has been released that Girls Aloud - the fab foursome who don't write their own songs or play their own instruments - are getting together for a reunion to celebrate the 10th anniversary of their manufacture. The tour, titled "TTTT"...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud have confirmed they are ready to record their next album without Cheryl Cole. The four less famous members, Sarah Harding, Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle and the other one have admitted they can't wait around forever to see whether Cher...
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Funny story:  Computer generated Elvis impersonator

Computer generated Elvis impersonator

Elvis aficionado Mary Proud of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Swinton has created a software program that will take any song and sing it in the style of Elvis Presley. "We're very pleased with the results," said Proud. "You could sa...
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Funny story:  Mary to join Girls Aloud!

Mary to join Girls Aloud!

In another X Factor exclusive we can reveal that Irish "diva" Mary Byrne will leave her checkout job at Tesco's to become the new member of Girls Aloud when she leaves the competition. "With Cheryl's busy schedule and Nadine's reluctance to be...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse

Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse

Cheryl Cole, former wife of that Chelsea love rat, X-Factor judge, part time Girls Aloud vocalist, (providing Nadine Coyle isn't included) solo artiste and celebrity extraordinaire, revealed at least a part of her new tattoo as she unveiled a waxwork...
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Funny story:  Merrygold Talks Girls Aloud, Sugababes, Saturdays

Merrygold Talks Girls Aloud, Sugababes, Saturdays

Aston Merrygold has reportedly slammed Girls Aloud members Cheryl Cole, Nicola Roberts, Sarah Harding and Kimberley Walsh for not supporting band mate Nadine Coyle. In an article in this week's MusicWeek magazine, Merrygold said that Coyle deserve...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud To Reunite Minus Nadine Coyle

Girls Aloud To Reunite Minus Nadine Coyle

Blonde bikini-clad bombshell Sarah Harding had two reasons to celebrate today, as it was announced that caterwauling Girl Band - Girls Aloud, are to reunite. Minus Nadine Coyle - so perhaps it would be more appropriate for them to rename themselve...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Desperate To Learn The Mumbai Two Step

Cheryl Cole Desperate To Learn The Mumbai Two Step

It seems like Cheryl Cole isn't the type to let the grass grow beneath her petite and pretty feet (which incidentally only ever smell of roses) as, following her divorce petition she has announced that she is desperate to incorporate a new dance rout...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud split; Cheryl Cole to join Black Eyed Peas

Girls Aloud split; Cheryl Cole to join Black Eyed Peas

All-girls group Girls Aloud have today announced they have decided to go their separate ways. In what has been described in various media outlets as a "break up", the band members are said to be each branching out to pursue their own various interest...
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Funny story:  Sarah Harding Kidnapped - Tied To Railway Line By Mystery Fiend

Sarah Harding Kidnapped - Tied To Railway Line By Mystery Fiend

Blonde bikini babe Sarah Harding out of girl band Girls Aloud was this afternoon at the centre of a massive police operation, after she was kidnapped and tied to a railway line in a Lancashire village. Whilst visiting a friend. The drama unfolded...
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Funny story:  The 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar Has Just Become Great Britain's Biggest Selling Calendar of All Time

The 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar Has Just Become Great Britain's Biggest Selling Calendar of All Time

LONDON - The Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company which is based in Bristol has just reported that its 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar has just surpassed sales of the previous number one calendar which was Cheryl Cole's 2010 nude calendar named Che...
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Funny story:  Milliband Favourite To Join Girls Aloud

Milliband Favourite To Join Girls Aloud

David Milliband has emerged as a favourite to join the new Girls Aloud line up, following the news that several members of the original band are to resign. Milliband has impressed with his talented footwork and his vocal capabilities and he is exp...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole - The World's Sexiest Woman Aims For 5'4"

Cheryl Cole - The World's Sexiest Woman Aims For 5'4"

To the casual observer, it must appear that Geordie songbird out of Girls Aloud, the Sexiest Woman In The World, as voted by FHM readers, and successful solo artiste who managed to dump her cheating underpant obssessed husband, the nation's sweethear...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud's Nadine Coyle's Twitter Account Hacked

Girls Aloud's Nadine Coyle's Twitter Account Hacked

Fans of Nadine Coyle, the Girls Aloud singer, were left confused and upset this week when a hacker posted on her Twitter account that the singer had lost 44lbs in weight by using a new dieting regime. The hacker, writing as Nadine, said that she w...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole To Audition For Britain's Got Talent In Disguise

Cheryl Cole To Audition For Britain's Got Talent In Disguise

Cheryl Cole is to audition at an undisclosed location for the upcoming series of BGT - in disguise. Insiders say that Cheryl has been suffering from a crisis of confidence recently, and is filled with a burning desire to find out whether the peop...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Proposes Girls Aloud Survival Package

Cheryl Cole Proposes Girls Aloud Survival Package

With the future of Girls Aloud precariously hanging in the balance, our sources inform us that Cheryl Cole has come up with what she believes to be the perfect survival package, which will allow the band to move on together. Since the girls took a...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud Future Balancing On Knife Edge

Girls Aloud Future Balancing On Knife Edge

News is filtering through of a series of crisis meetings held in London today regarding the future of Girls Aloud amid fears that the girls will never reunite in order to complete their remaining three album contractual obligations. The band, foun...
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