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Funny story:  Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their...
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Funny story:  The All-Girl Denver Rock Band, Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints Arrested at The Colorado-Utah Border With 400 Pounds of Pot

The All-Girl Denver Rock Band, Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints Arrested at The Colorado-Utah Border With 400 Pounds of Pot

FRUITA, Colorado - Colorado State Police report that they have arrested the all-girl rock band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints in the town of Fruita, close to the Colorado-Utah border. CSP officers stated that they stopped the band's van...
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Funny story:  Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Malia and Sasha were playing in the White House recently, or at least before this last vacation, when one girl slid into a cabinet causing a secret door to open. In it were maps of several countries and the President's schedule for 2014-1015. They...
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Funny story:  President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all." The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citize...
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Funny story:  Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga wiped out by Girls' Generation

Lady Gaga wiped out by Girls' Generation

The Monster Queen was left out in the cold along with the crickets when the South Korean girls group "Girls' Generation" beat her to win the top award for video of the year at the inaugural YouTube Music Awards. Fans in America got tired of Lady G...
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Funny story:  The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...
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Funny story:  Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

It took four years and millions of dollars to learn what girls want. Now that they've figured it out, "it's a snap," Neil Jacobsen, the company's CEO says. Before the research was completed, top toy makers offered girls the same toys they sold boy...
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Funny story:  California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...
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Funny story:  California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California, which has more yearly botox implants and liposuction procedures than any state in the nation has just implemented a new law. According to Assistant Attorney General Fairfax Sextontelli, the Califor...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Says He Will Have To Change The X-Factor Minimum Age

Simon Cowell Says He Will Have To Change The X-Factor Minimum Age

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the British mogul with the Midas Touch, has just announced that he will seriously consider making a change at the end of the current X-Factor season. He stated that he and the other three judges, Britney Spears, Demi Lova...
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Funny story:  Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Tribeca neighbors, Robert De Niro and Jay-Z allegedly had a heated verbal exchange at a recent birthday party for Leonardo DiCaprio, resulting in De Niro's bottom lip wobbling on several occasions and ending with him staring into space before asking...
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Funny story:  The Case of The California Girl Scouts

The Case of The California Girl Scouts

BEVERLY HILLS - The National Chapter of Girl Scouts has just announced that the state of California has just issued a new merit badge that is unique to the Left Coast state. Arletta L. Miffinbuckley, 61, spokesperson for the California Chapter of...
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Funny story:  ?Teen Girls Furious At MPAA Decision To Give Most Recent Twilight Movie NC-17 Rating... Planning Mass Exodus to UK.

?Teen Girls Furious At MPAA Decision To Give Most Recent Twilight Movie NC-17 Rating... Planning Mass Exodus to UK.

?Teen Girls all over Social networks were furious Friday Night at the Movie Picture Association of America's decision to give the latest movie in the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn Part 2, a NC-17 rating. One status update on Facebook received an overw...
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Funny story:  What went on in Home Ec?

What went on in Home Ec?

Boys who went to a mixed school will remember Home Economics, or Home Ec as it was affectionately known. This was a lesson solely for girls. Many were the stories that abounded about what went on in Home Ec. So what did girls learn in that lesson explicitly for them? In a rather sexist way, the main topic in Home Ec was cooking and looking after a home with skills such as ironing and rep...
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Funny story:  Channel 4's Countdown In A Tizz Over Rising Hemlines

Channel 4's Countdown In A Tizz Over Rising Hemlines

TV watchdogs are today putting their foot down with a heavy hand and bringing to book Channel 4's daily word quiz, Countdown. It seems that the bird who puts the letters and numbers on the board, Rachel Riley, is causing coronaries throughout the lan...
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Funny story:  Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud Back Without Cheryl

Girls Aloud have confirmed they are ready to record their next album without Cheryl Cole. The four less famous members, Sarah Harding, Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle and the other one have admitted they can't wait around forever to see whether Cher...
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Funny story:  Polish Girl Dyes Her Hair Blonde

Polish Girl Dyes Her Hair Blonde

Much consternation prevalent in the Hampshire town of Basingstoke today, following news that Polish employment agency worker Katja Smegma has dyed her hair blonde. Katja, who once possessed quite alluring chestnut brown locks, arrived for work thi...
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