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Funny story: 6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business

6-year-old entrepreneur jailed for deaths stemming from "Puppy Chocolate Factory" business

BRUNSWICK, GA - When 6-year-old Jamie Applesmith opened her business "Puppy Chocolate Factory," the reaction was astonishing. More than a dozen of her closest family members and neighbors came knocking at her door to support her business, many of who...
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Funny story: The Meaningless One Night Stand

The Meaningless One Night Stand

A man in Los Angeles has set police on the search for a lady whom he claims has "driven me into deep depression, guilt and self-loathing". For these ailments he is seeking psychiatric counselling and has filed a suit with the notorious legal fir...
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Funny story: Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

Guy's One Night Stand Decides To Move In

It was meant to be so simple. So easy. So hassle free. But sex often complicates the simplest of human encounters. Robert Duffy had been going through a bit of a dry spell when he met Melissa Torne in a nightclub Friday night. After 9 months with...
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Funny story: Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Girl In Tight Short Skirt, Fish Net Stockings and Low Cut Top Tired Of 'Sleazy Men' Constantly Hitting On Her

Nightclubs can be dreadful places for young women. The pathetic pick up lines, the dirty grinding, the ogling eyes of libidinous men. Tracey Crawford is one example of the many female victims that suffer from the crowd of horny young guys every Satur...
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Funny story: 1D Avoid Million Pound Claim From Fan's Mother!

1D Avoid Million Pound Claim From Fan's Mother!

The boy-band One Direction have avoided a multimillion pound claim put against them because of the effectiveness of their wet-floor 'sign guys.' Thousands of One Direction fans packed into the 02 Arena last night, during which a 14-year-old girl w...
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Funny story: NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

New York City - The National Football League (NFL) has decided that they aren't going to let girls play during the 2014-2015 season. The NFL has made that same decision since the roots of its formation in 1920. The consensus of the owners of all 3...
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Funny story: Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their...
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Funny story: The All-Girl Denver Rock Band, Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints Arrested at The Colorado-Utah Border With 400 Pounds of Pot

The All-Girl Denver Rock Band, Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints Arrested at The Colorado-Utah Border With 400 Pounds of Pot

FRUITA, Colorado - Colorado State Police report that they have arrested the all-girl rock band Martie Martin & The Marijuana Joints in the town of Fruita, close to the Colorado-Utah border. CSP officers stated that they stopped the band's van...
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Funny story: Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Obama Girls Find Dad's Secret Cache!

Malia and Sasha were playing in the White House recently, or at least before this last vacation, when one girl slid into a cabinet causing a secret door to open. In it were maps of several countries and the President's schedule for 2014-1015. They...
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Funny story: President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all." The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citize...
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Funny story: Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga wiped out by Girls' Generation

Lady Gaga wiped out by Girls' Generation

The Monster Queen was left out in the cold along with the crickets when the South Korean girls group "Girls' Generation" beat her to win the top award for video of the year at the inaugural YouTube Music Awards. Fans in America got tired of Lady G...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...
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Funny story: Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

It took four years and millions of dollars to learn what girls want. Now that they've figured it out, "it's a snap," Neil Jacobsen, the company's CEO says. Before the research was completed, top toy makers offered girls the same toys they sold boy...
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Funny story: California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

California Woman Gives Birth To Twins While On A Tanning Bed

BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...
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Funny story: California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California, which has more yearly botox implants and liposuction procedures than any state in the nation has just implemented a new law. According to Assistant Attorney General Fairfax Sextontelli, the Califor...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says He Will Have To Change The X-Factor Minimum Age

Simon Cowell Says He Will Have To Change The X-Factor Minimum Age

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the British mogul with the Midas Touch, has just announced that he will seriously consider making a change at the end of the current X-Factor season. He stated that he and the other three judges, Britney Spears, Demi Lova...
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Funny story: Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Tribeca neighbors, Robert De Niro and Jay-Z allegedly had a heated verbal exchange at a recent birthday party for Leonardo DiCaprio, resulting in De Niro's bottom lip wobbling on several occasions and ending with him staring into space before asking...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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