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New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

Funny story: New Girlfriends Require Breakup Fee

New York City, NY - Women across New York City now require breakup fees before they agree to a second date. The women can demand the fee payment only if the relationship doesn't work out. "It goes like this," said one woman who asked not to be n...

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Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe with questions such as "Which one is Darth Vader?" and "So the Force is like magic?" sources confirmed Wednesday that area woman Jen Calderson provoked the i...

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Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

Funny story: Tiger Woods Admits He Is Getting Fed Up With Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn

CHICAGO - Tiger Woods flew into the Windy City to attend a new golf products convention. He told sports reporters that he had come across a terrific golf club that is excellent for hitting the ball out of a sand trap. The 38-year-old Woods said...

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Demi Lovato Says That Simon Cowell Is Thinking of Suing Lauren Silverman

Funny story: Demi Lovato Says That Simon Cowell Is Thinking of Suing Lauren Silverman

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato, one of the judges on X-Factor, has said that fellow judge Simon Cowell is very upset at the fact that he was lied to by his married girlfriend, Lauren Silverman who is pregnant with his baby. Cowell told Demi that Bo...

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Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

Funny story: Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison. According to Celebrity Globe rep...

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NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

CONCORD, New Hampshire - Danica Patrick told the racing media that she is sorry about the incident at The Coca Cola 600, in which she crashed her car into the car driven by her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. She wanted everyone to know that she is...

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Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

Funny story: Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Close friends of Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren are reporting that the Swedish beauty is furious at the semi-naked public antics of her former philandering husband and his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, 28. Friends are...

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Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday

Funny story: Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday

LONDON - Justin Bieber says that he has just received the best birthday present that he has ever gotten and her name is Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke. The British Tabloid Ta Ta For Now News reports that the two celebrated Bieber's 19th birthday at the...

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Jim Carrey Mimes His Way Into Love

Funny story: Jim Carrey Mimes His Way Into Love

Jim Carrey has been active on the dating scene recently, culminating in his new role as the strict sugardaddy to Russian college student Anastasia Vitkina, more affectionately known as "the whole wheat sugar baby." They met this Winter in New York...

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Jim Carrey, 49, Finds Love and A Male Ego Booster In His New 23-Year-Old Russian Student Girlfriend

Funny story: Jim Carrey, 49, Finds Love and A Male Ego Booster In His New 23-Year-Old Russian Student Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - No matter what he may say to the contrary Jim Carrey is still extremely devastated at having been dumped by the fantastically gorgeous Jenny McCarthy. Funnyman Carrey has said that Jenny did him a favor by breaking up with him. Oka...

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Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan

Funny story: Jon Gosselin Penniless and Broke Asks Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin For A Loan

READING, Pennsylvania - it appears that one of the former stars of the television cable show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has fallen on hard times. After his divorce from his wife Kate Gosselin, Jon Gosselin became, in his own words, the South Korean Play...

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Having a Continental Girlfriend

Funny story: Having a Continental Girlfriend

You entered that classy late bar where all the Erasmus students drink cider and discuss Descartes. You told yourself that you were building bridges and preparing for life as a diplomat. 'Sure, we're all Europeans now' you shrugged in that non-committal European way. You tried to engage your fellow Europeans in friendly conversation but your friends tell you later that you actually sauntere...

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LG Corporation Secretly Owned by Warren Buffett's Ex-Girlfriend

Funny story: LG Corporation Secretly Owned by Warren Buffett's Ex-Girlfriend

Financial and social news wires buzzing from the story that broke earlier today, the mystery woman who would be Warren Buffett's former gal pal reportedly owns majority stock in the LG electronics corporation. A Canadian resident, self made billio...

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Tiger Woods and His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning a Thanksgiving Day Wedding

Funny story: Tiger Woods and His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning a Thanksgiving Day Wedding

WINDEMERE, Florida - It appears that Eldrick Tont Wood's golf game isn't getting any better but his 'off-the-course' 'ball' game seems to be doing okay as evidenced by his latest much-younger, white, blonde girlfriend 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston...

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Apple Unveil New Girlfriend App. For Iphone

Apple have today unveiled the new 'Girlfriend App." for the iPhone, claiming that it is "a huge leap forward in our bid to control the minds of every human being on Earth." In a conscious bid to move away from apps. that allow people to have fake lig...

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Is My Girlfriend Straight? QUIZ

Girls: Have you ever felt that your girlfriend was Straight? If you did, could you see the signs? If not keep reading and fill out the quiz to find out just how Straight your girl might be. 1.) Does she have more friends who are girls or more who are guys? 2.) Does she go out of her way to see boys? 3.) Has she ever dated a boy? 4.) Does she tell you what she is doing often? 5.) Doe...

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New Joint Invented

Funny story: New Joint Invented

Timothy Burr, a cabinet maker from Nottingham, has invented a new form of woodworking joint. It is a straight cut interleaved joint between two flat pieces of wood, such as in the back corner of a drawer, but with an important addition. Whereas...

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Hot and Cold Running Water

Funny story: Hot and Cold Running Water

The shower in my apartment has got me thinking about people; specifically what seems to be many women's all or nothing attitude towards the one's they love to hate, or is it hate to love? My shower works into this in a number of ways. To begin with, the hot water is not very convenient to my abode as it is piped in from a boiler located a full block away rather than a heater in the next room. L...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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