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An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

Funny story: An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - City officials are trying to figure out where in the world the 6 giraffes, 3 elephants, and 1 lion that were left at The City Animal Shelter came from. Bernice Burgerbock, 37, who manages the shelter stated that when she g...

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David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

Funny story: David Cameron to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies

David Cameron today revealed incredible plans to reintroduce Cadbury's Caramel Bunnies back into Britain so we can all 'take it easy'. The Prime Minister announced the plans from a chocolate river, built by poor people who had worked for no money...

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Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

Funny story: Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

After the uproar at Copenhagen Zoo when the zoo owners took an inbred giraffe, killed it and then fed it to the lions, management of the zoo have unveiled new plans for future animals that are surplus to requirements. "We don't see what the proble...

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Zoo kills baby giraffe, feeds it to homeless people

Funny story: Zoo kills baby giraffe, feeds it to homeless people

There has been an outcry tonight after an 18 month old giraffe, the product of incest behind zoo bars, was put down with a bolt gun before being chopped up and sent to charity kitchens feeding vagrants and other homeless people. Young Marius had b...

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According to science: Giraffes = AIDS

A scientist presented Back and to the Left news with a startling ultimatum today. He said: "Exotic pets should be banned because they are contributing to the rise in exotic diseases in our country." He was wearing glasses so we knew instantly he was serious. He took them off and cleaned them with his faded "Skid Row" shirt. We sat in silence for a good twenty minute before we remembered this...

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Is Obama A Giraffe? All Neck But No Ass (ACTION)

Funny story: Is Obama A Giraffe? All Neck But No Ass (ACTION)

WASHINGTON: Although most American Muslims are satisfied with Obama, Jews have turned on him, as political novice Bob Turner defeated Democrat State Assemblyman David Weprin in a special election to fill the seat of disgraced Congressman Anthony Wei...

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TV Giraffe Hamley (RIP) sticks his neck out too far and is struck by lightning!

Funny story: TV Giraffe Hamley (RIP) sticks his neck out too far and is struck by lightning!

The popular TV giraffe called Hamley (RIP) stuck his neck out once too far, got struck by lightning and is now a stiff long-necked "stiff" giraffe. The freak accident happened on a Safari park in South Africa where Hamley was busy chewing on his f...

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Man gives Viagra to Giraffe

Funny story: Man gives Viagra to Giraffe

A man appeared at Bow Street Magistrates' Court in London today charged with animal cruelty offences after he slipped three Viagra tablets to a giraffe at London Zoo. He was fine £25 and bound over. A police spokesman told me that Gavin Pertwee ha...

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Giraffe Racing Fails

Funny story: Giraffe Racing Fails

Racegoers flocked to Scottsville racecourse in South Africa to see the first and last meeting of Giraffe Racing. A spokesperson for the racecourse Charles Robbie said we tried Cheetah racing last week but the races were over in three seconds and...

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Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Funny story: Professor Finkelberker Dates A Giraffe

Renowned astro-physicist, Doctor Albert Finkelberker of the University of Ontario, has astounded the international scientific community with news of his love affair with a pet giraffe named Bertha.

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Woman arrested for literally "having a giraffe"

A woman from Buxbury, West Sussex, and her husband have been arrested on charges of consuming, and aiding and abetting the consumption (respectively) of a giraffe. The as-yet-unnamed couple were caught on the 11 November having finished their supper,...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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