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Funny story:  Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who missed the first round of the Los Angeles Lakers NBA playoffs because his foot was hurt now says that his mama has bruised the hell out of his ego. Bryant is madder than a woodpecker in Antarctica because his mother h...
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Funny story:  Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

LOS ANGELES - Noted West Coast attorney Ginger Allred told Bedroom Pillow Talk that 75-year-old Jack Nicholson looks silly as hell flirting with young Hollywood starlets. Allred said that the Easy Rider actor seems to forget that he's close to 80...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Is Very Upset About The "Dump Trump" Petition

Donald Trump Is Very Upset About The "Dump Trump" Petition

NEW YORK CITY - Well, the man who claims that his television reality show Celebrity Apprentice is the greatest show since the TV western Gunsmoke is presently foaming at the mouth. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, Donald Trump, 66, is as angry...
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Funny story:  California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California, which has more yearly botox implants and liposuction procedures than any state in the nation has just implemented a new law. According to Assistant Attorney General Fairfax Sextontelli, the Califor...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Says She's Too Pretty To Go To Prison

Lindsay Lohan Says She's Too Pretty To Go To Prison

LOS ANGELES - The troubled sand grains are flowing faster through Lindsay Lohan's hour glass than M&Ms out of the package to Kirstie Alley's mouth. The little celebutante has finally gotten to the point where she has used up her entire allotme...
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Funny story:  Bruce Jenner Talking The Big "D"

Bruce Jenner Talking The Big "D"

HOLLYWOOD - Stating that he has put up with way more BS than what 99.7 percent of American males would, Bruce Jenner has reportedly contacted famed L.A. attorney Ginger Allred about getting a divorce from Queen Kris of The House of Kardashian. The...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

ATLANTA - The wardrobe mistress on the motion picture Scary Movie 5: The Attack of Little Bunny Foo Foo has reported that the production company is missing over $57,000 in wardrobe shoes. Ultressa Hicklenpucker, 24, told Tittle Tattle Tonight that...
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Funny story:  Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

NEW YORK CITY - The backup quarterback for the New York Jets, Tim Tebow has just announced that he is now the sole owner of the world wide phenomenon that has become known as Tebowing. The 25-year-old football player registered his peaceful celebr...
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Funny story:  Pakistan Ends Its Traditional Elephant Races

Pakistan Ends Its Traditional Elephant Races

KARACHI, Pakistan - Word out of Pakistan is that the Pakistani government has decided to put an end to the very popular traditional Karachi Elephant Races which have been held every weekend since 1968. The mayor of the city known as "The City of E...
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Funny story:  Hollywood's Shortest Couple Is Divorcing

Hollywood's Shortest Couple Is Divorcing

LOS ANGELES - In an astounding announcement a spokesperson for Danny DeVito has stated that he and his wife Rhea Perlman will be heading for the big "D" (divorce). DeVito, 67, who became popular for his role of Louie De Palma on the sit-com Taxi a...
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Funny story:  The Case of The California Girl Scouts

The Case of The California Girl Scouts

BEVERLY HILLS - The National Chapter of Girl Scouts has just announced that the state of California has just issued a new merit badge that is unique to the Left Coast state. Arletta L. Miffinbuckley, 61, spokesperson for the California Chapter of...
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Funny story:  Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

Pink Says Miley Cyrus Stole Her Hairdo

VENICE BEACH - The singer known as Pink is reportedly very angry at Miley Cyrus. Pink, who just turned 33, on September 8, was celebrating her birthday down at Venice Beach. She was wearing an extremely small bikini swimsuit that had white cros...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Is Threading On Very Thin Ice

Lindsay Lohan Is Threading On Very Thin Ice

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a good year for Lindsay Lohan as the freckle-faced, troubled girl has already been involved in two automobile accidents. And in both cases she rear-ended the other vehicle which leads many to believe that she is just...
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Funny story:  The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...
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Funny story:  Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

NEW YORK CITY - Attorney's for Madonna have filed a motion in New York City's 13th District Court regarding what they are alleging to be copyright infringement. The writ which was filed in Judge Payman "Skipper" Alderbeer's court stipulates that t...
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reach A Divorce Settlement

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Reach A Divorce Settlement

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes, 33, says that she hasn't been as happy as she is now since she was a little girl growing up in Toledo, Ohio, and she first discovered chocolate ice cream cones. The soon-to-be-ex-wife of Tom Cruise, 50, told Ashburn W...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

NEW YORK CITY - Johnny Depp may soon learn exactly how Mel Gibson felt when he had to give half of his $1 billion to his wife in their divorce settlement. The ex-Mrs. Gibson is now one of the richest women in Australia, who is worth a cool $500 mi...
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