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President Obama's Marriage Is Sailing Very Close To Some Rocks

Funny story: President Obama's Marriage Is Sailing Very Close To Some Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - An inside source at the White House has stated that there appears to be some trouble brewing in the Obama household and it has nothing to do with Sasha or Malia. The source said that the Obama's have recently engaged in some hea...

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Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah

Funny story: Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah

ATLANTA - A source very close to Justin Bieber says that the talented pop singer is devastated that the residents of Atlanta do not want him moving into their community. Bieber even went as far as to say he would donate $125,000 to The Buckhead Ne...

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Kim Jong Un's Sex Video Is The Top Pornographic DVD In Sweden

Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Sex Video Is The Top Pornographic DVD In Sweden

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A representative for Sweden's Ya Porn Corporation has just stated that Kim Jong Un's sex video is selling out in retail stores faster than it can be stocked on the shelves. Ya Porn reports that the DVD is titled Rice Paddy Girl...

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The Denver International Airport Baggage Thief Is Being Sent Down To Juarez, Mexico

Funny story: The Denver International Airport Baggage Thief Is Being Sent Down To Juarez, Mexico

DENVER - The officials at Denver International Airport are still very upset at John "Johnny" Papelbon, 52, who was caught stealing passenger's luggage from the airport baggage carousels. Two of the bags that Papelbon stole belonged to musician Pet...

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Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

Funny story: Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

TARZANA - Saying that she has had enough of the little hip hop singer wannabe from Canada, Selena Gomez has just informed the entertainment media that she is seriously considering putting a restraining order on ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. Gomez sa...

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The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

Funny story: The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

NEW YORK CITY - Now that it appears that Alex Rodriguez has hired an attorney and plans on suing Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees have been advised that they may want to trade the third baseman and do it pretty soon. An unnamed source w...

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LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

Funny story: LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

MIAMI - LeBron James has said that he wants to get in contact with the owners of Palace Malice about purchasing the champion thoroughbred racehorse. James the star of the world champion NBA Miami Heat remarked that he recently traveled down to Coz...

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The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

Funny story: The Parents of The Phoenix iTwins Are Causing Quite A Stir

PHOENIX - Mr. and Mrs. Kirby Brockerbox had no idea the controversy they would stir up after their twins boys were born. The new-born twins were given the names iPad and iPod. Justine Brockerbox said that she wanted to name her twin boys Timothy a...

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Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

Funny story: Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who missed the first round of the Los Angeles Lakers NBA playoffs because his foot was hurt now says that his mama has bruised the hell out of his ego. Bryant is madder than a woodpecker in Antarctica because his mother h...

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Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

Funny story: Doesn't Jack Nicholson Know He Looks Silly Hitting On Young Hollywood Starlets?

LOS ANGELES - Noted West Coast attorney Ginger Allred told Bedroom Pillow Talk that 75-year-old Jack Nicholson looks silly as hell flirting with young Hollywood starlets. Allred said that the Easy Rider actor seems to forget that he's close to 80...

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Donald Trump Is Very Upset About The "Dump Trump" Petition

Funny story: Donald Trump Is Very Upset About The "Dump Trump" Petition

NEW YORK CITY - Well, the man who claims that his television reality show Celebrity Apprentice is the greatest show since the TV western Gunsmoke is presently foaming at the mouth. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, Donald Trump, 66, is as angry...

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California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

Funny story: California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California, which has more yearly botox implants and liposuction procedures than any state in the nation has just implemented a new law. According to Assistant Attorney General Fairfax Sextontelli, the Califor...

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Lindsay Lohan Says She's Too Pretty To Go To Prison

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She's Too Pretty To Go To Prison

LOS ANGELES - The troubled sand grains are flowing faster through Lindsay Lohan's hour glass than M&Ms out of the package to Kirstie Alley's mouth. The little celebutante has finally gotten to the point where she has used up her entire allotme...

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Bruce Jenner Talking The Big "D"

Funny story: Bruce Jenner Talking The Big "D"

HOLLYWOOD - Stating that he has put up with way more BS than what 99.7 percent of American males would, Bruce Jenner has reportedly contacted famed L.A. attorney Ginger Allred about getting a divorce from Queen Kris of The House of Kardashian. The...

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Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...

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Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

ATLANTA - The wardrobe mistress on the motion picture Scary Movie 5: The Attack of Little Bunny Foo Foo has reported that the production company is missing over $57,000 in wardrobe shoes. Ultressa Hicklenpucker, 24, told Tittle Tattle Tonight that...

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Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

Funny story: Tim Tebow Officially Owns "Tebowing"

NEW YORK CITY - The backup quarterback for the New York Jets, Tim Tebow has just announced that he is now the sole owner of the world wide phenomenon that has become known as Tebowing. The 25-year-old football player registered his peaceful celebr...

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Pakistan Ends Its Traditional Elephant Races

Funny story: Pakistan Ends Its Traditional Elephant Races

KARACHI, Pakistan - Word out of Pakistan is that the Pakistani government has decided to put an end to the very popular traditional Karachi Elephant Races which have been held every weekend since 1968. The mayor of the city known as "The City of E...

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