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Funny story: Flaky, Feisty and Surprisingly Full-Bodied, Gillian McKeith is back

Flaky, Feisty and Surprisingly Full-Bodied, Gillian McKeith is back

It struck me as bizarre that Gillian McKeith, former T.V. weight loss guru, wanted to meet at McDonald's. Spotting her at the counter ordering a double cheeseburger with fries, however, everything became clear. Dr McKeith had turned into a bit of a porker. Realising I was about to get the celebrity interview of the year, I decided to pace myself. The woman was already disastrously close to...
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Funny story: Britain's Hottest Diet causes dieters to shed ten kilos a week

Britain's Hottest Diet causes dieters to shed ten kilos a week

The latest fad diet to streak across Britain is the Britain's Hottest Diet diet, which has left some dieters so emaciated that they qualify for NHS anorexia aid. "This diet really works," said Anne Heemia housewife, who shed thirty kilos in three...
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Funny story: 'Have you seen my career?' Wins Ratings War

'Have you seen my career?' Wins Ratings War

Gillian McKeith, Keith Duffy, Dane Bowers, Lofty from Eastenders, Adrian Chiles, and Lorraine Chase are the latest high profile celebrities to feature in the rating busting show "Have you seen my career?". Playing like a mixture of Win, Lose or Dr...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temp...
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Funny story: Gillian McKeith Ripped To Shreds On Loose Women

Gillian McKeith Ripped To Shreds On Loose Women

'I'm A Celeb' contestant and renowned Scottish turd analyst, Gillian McKeith was today mercilessly ripped to shreds on the ITV lunchtime show by the Loose Women themselves, in her first TV appearance since the jungle debacle. McKeith, an avowed ve...
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Funny story: She's Gone!

She's Gone!

10 million households all shouted the same message in the exact same instant, according to a new panel today. The NASA space probe detected a loud noise coming from the United Kingdom at approximately 9:48pm this evening, as 65 million people all...
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Funny story: McKeith gets No 1

McKeith gets No 1

Gillian Mckieth got her first No 1, "It's fainting time", last night, beating Chico's "It's Christmas time" and Gino's "essence of Italy song" to the top chart spot. The song tells the story of a doctor who constantly faints and gets about a milli...
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Funny story: Gillian Faints Yet Again

Gillian Faints Yet Again

Gillian Mckieth fainted for the a millionth time last night after seeing a massive spider. The Spider happened to be Stacey trying to impress the campmates with a spider impression. Gillian then lost the baby she was "pregnant" with when she's...
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Funny story: X Factor Wagner And I'm A Celeb Gillian... Love In The Air?

X Factor Wagner And I'm A Celeb Gillian... Love In The Air?

Not only does she have to cope with the challenges of the jungle, Gillian McKeith also has to fend of the attentions of an unwanted suitor. Sources from the I'm A Celebrity jungle say that the TV nutrition expert has been receiving texts of a "spi...
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Funny story: I'm A Celebrity Gillian's Sanity In Question

I'm A Celebrity Gillian's Sanity In Question

Serious questions were being raised yesterday about the sanity of I'm A Celebrity contestant Gillian McKeith. Sheryl Gascoigne became the first celeb to be evicted from the jungle and told the audience she didn't know why Gillian went on the show.
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Funny story: Stacey And Aggro Get Twelve Stars In Bushtucker Challenge - Despite Gillian McKeith's Knickers

Stacey And Aggro Get Twelve Stars In Bushtucker Challenge - Despite Gillian McKeith's Knickers

Controversy in the I'm A Celeb camp tonight as shit inspector Gillian McKeith admitted smuggling contraband into camp in her knickers and sanitary napkins. Thus jeopardising Spoof favourite Stacey Solomon and Aggro's high level, vertigo inducing t...
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Funny story: Gillian McKeith shoves rabbit up her arse

Gillian McKeith shoves rabbit up her arse

It can be revealed today that I'm a celebrity get me out of here unterstar Gillian McKeith has accidentally shoved a rabbit up her own arse. A hidden camera caught the spectacle and showed that fat boy Shaun Ryder had caught the rabbit and had gon...
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Funny story: "Contraband My Arse!" Protests Gillian McKeith

"Contraband My Arse!" Protests Gillian McKeith

From somewhere deep inside a strictly controlled Australian jungle environment, breaking news suggests that Scottish multi-phobic turd technician Gillian McKeith has been caught out, smuggling contraband into the celebrity jungle camp. It is alleg...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Wagner To Marry I'm A Celeb's Gillian McKeith

X-Factor's Wagner To Marry I'm A Celeb's Gillian McKeith

Forget about Prince William and Kate Middleton - next year's wedding of all weddings, if reports are to be believed, will be between Wagner Carillho off the X-Factor and Gillian McKeith off I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here! Skoob Entertainment...
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Funny story: Nude Gillian McKeith Calendar Sales Disaster

Nude Gillian McKeith Calendar Sales Disaster

Kebab and pizza van entrepreneur Ali Bullo was beside himself in anguish today after investing thousands of pounds in a print run of 2012 calendars featuring 'I'm A Celeb' turd analyst Gillian McKeith in a variety of erotic naked poses. Ali Bullo,...
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Funny story: I'm A Celeb - Public Patience With Gillian McKeith Wearing Thin

I'm A Celeb - Public Patience With Gillian McKeith Wearing Thin

Serial fainter Gillian McKeith is at the time of writing, still firmly ensconced in the 'I'm A Celeb' jungle camp, alongside such luminaries as Lembit Opik, Brit Eckland, and some others, including grumpy Manc lad, Shaun Ryder. But we don't know r...
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Funny story: I'm a Celeb facing massive new Bush Tucker

I'm a Celeb facing massive new Bush Tucker

We've faced seven nights of Gillian McKeith screaming her way through Bush Tucker Trials. And now the sympathetic ITV have promised to resolve the matter and ensure that public money isn't wasted unfairly. Inspired by Disney, all Bush Tucker Trial...
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Funny story: I'm A Celeb - Gillian McKeith A Shining Example To All

I'm A Celeb - Gillian McKeith A Shining Example To All

I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here! - Latest news is that Scottish turd analyst and vegan serial fainter, Gillian McKeith is distinctly not establishing herself as the nation's sweetheart. Our Gillian, who never tires of expounding the benefits...
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