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Funny story:  Feminists Outrage at Gillette's "Presidential Toiletry Products;" Plan Protests of NOT shaving

Feminists Outrage at Gillette's "Presidential Toiletry Products;" Plan Protests of NOT shaving

Boston, Ma - Feminists were outraged today at Gillette's, world's biggest manufacturer of shaving and grooming products, at their unveiling of a personal toiletry tentatively called, "Presidential Essentials". In what appears to be a bid to capita...
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Funny story:  Schick, Gillette Engineering Razorpocalypse

Schick, Gillette Engineering Razorpocalypse

CAMBRIDGE, MA - When King Camp Gillette invented the first disposable blade safety razor in 1904 he probably never imagined a third, fourth, or even fifth blade being added to his beloved shaver. Now, more than one hundred years later, the Gille...
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Funny story:  'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

In a recent press conference, Dylan Sprouse excitedly revealed his new contract with Gillette, world-renown grooming products company.
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Funny story:  Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

The evolution of gents razor blades, over the last fifty years, has seen many developments usually taking the form of an ever- increasing number of blades on standard disposable razors. That was true until, newly formed company, Uniblade
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Funny story:  Gillette Shaving Revolution

Gillette Shaving Revolution

The fiercely competitive marketplace of men's cosmetics was rocked this week by Gillette's announcement that it intends to launch a new range of shaving products based on their "S-Aim" technology.
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Funny story:  Gillette Introduces Mach-12 Razor

Gillette Introduces Mach-12 Razor

NEW YORK-In retaliation to Shick's new Quattro four-bladed razor, Gillette decided to up the ante by introducing the new Mach-12. "Those guys thought they would out-do us with their puny four blades," said Gillette spokesperson Ron Garret, "but I'd l...
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