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Gibraltar monkeys refuse to leave rock after Brexit shock!

Funny story: Gibraltar monkeys refuse to leave rock after Brexit shock!

Monkeys inhabiting the Rock of Gibraltar have come out in solidarity with non-Brexiters by refusing to leave their warm, Mediterranean adopted homeland after Brexit is completed in 2019! They are refusing to leave Europe and certainly do not want to...

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Euro Beavers May Not Be As Clean As Their U.S. Or Gibraltar Cousins

Funny story: Euro Beavers May Not Be As Clean As Their U.S. Or Gibraltar Cousins

Skankey Beavers living in the village of Skankey in the River Ottie in Devon could be allowed to remain in the wild if free of disease. The British government's Beaver quality control department had intended to capture six beavers, test for diseas...

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Significant "Neanderthal" Remains Found By U.S. Tourist In Gibraltar

Funny story: Significant "Neanderthal" Remains Found By U.S. Tourist In Gibraltar

"Gorham's Cave," extending 131 feet into the cliffs of Gibraltar, has always been considered a happy hunting ground for researchers interested in the Neanderthal Age. The knife blades and pipe scrapers used in curing hides discovered there were the t...

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Gibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course

Funny story: Gibraltar "Near Miss" - Grounded Spanish Pilot To Retake Flying Course

A Spanish military aircraft pilot who admitted almost causing a mid air collision with a B.A. passenger aircraft on Saturday tested negative for mandatory alcohol and drugs tests on his return. The pilot explained to the Gibraltar authorities that he...

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Most U.S. Visitors Prefer Gibraltar To Spain - Cruise Ship Survey Result Shows

A survey of U.S. vacation cruise visitors to the picturesque State of Gibraltar shows that 95% of travelers would holiday in Gibraltar rather than in the once popular Spain or even the "millionaire's playground" of Monaco. This surprising result...

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Spain's Tax Revenue Down "Because Of Gibraltar" - Claims Minister

Funny story: Spain's Tax Revenue Down "Because Of Gibraltar" - Claims Minister

A Spanish politician has claimed that Spain misses out on $1.3bn of tax revenues each year as a result of Gibraltar's tax advantages. Indigo Méndez de Vigo Mendez, Spain's Secretary of State for the European Union (EU), made the claim during an in...

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Ladies Formula One Grand Prix To Be Held in Gibraltar

Funny story: Ladies Formula One Grand Prix To Be Held in Gibraltar

Bernice Eccles, the diminutive Ladies Formula One boss is adamant that the race will go ahead in Gibraltar on December 1st. Bernice, fresh from victory in a French court case has fought for seven years to hold the race around the cordoned off "Round...

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Gibraltar To Welcome Top Spanish Serenading Guitar Band Competitors To U.S Embassy Celebrations

Funny story: Gibraltar To Welcome Top Spanish Serenading Guitar Band Competitors To U.S Embassy Celebrations

Gibraltar's love of ad-hoc Baroque Spanish Guitar Serenade Bands has led to the commissioning of a special all night performance by the winners of a serenading and drag Flamenco contest which is to be held in the Parliament building each evening for...

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Gibraltar Considers Following U.N. Recommendations To Extend Territorial Waters to 7 miles

Funny story: Gibraltar Considers Following U.N. Recommendations To Extend Territorial Waters to 7 miles

Representatives at a recent U.N. meeting in Gibraltar included United States Special Envoy Chandler Schwimmer. At the meeting on Friday, the United States representative proposed that Gibraltar's territorial waters should be re-instated to the seven...

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Spain Extends Gibraltar Style Border Searches to Portuguese Crossing Points, Melilla and Ceuta

The number of intensive car searches has increased dramatically along the Spanish-Portuguese border, according to EU sources. Spanish Gibraltar type territories, Melilla and Ceuta have also been plagued by incidents with Guardia Officers allegedl...

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Concerns as Spanish ships interfere with legitimate Gibraltar merchant shipping

Corncern by NATO over the continuing dangerous harrassment of merchant shipping in Gibraltar waters has been expressed in the strongest terms to Madrid and the EU by US representatives today. "The Spanish ships are ignoring Maritime conventions an...

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Gibraltar is a meteorite - massive diamond deposits found in kimberlite 500 feet underneath the U.K. territory

Funny story: Gibraltar is a meteorite - massive diamond deposits found in kimberlite 500 feet underneath the U.K. territory

The meteorite responsible for killing all the dinosaurs may be set to upset the world's diamond markets. Geologists have drilled 1000 feet underneath the British Rock of Gibraltar and found out that it is a whole meteorite which smashed into the eart...

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William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

Funny story: William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

William Hague, often mistaken for Kryten, the bald, strange talking robot from Sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, has been advised by his boss, Dave (Doolittle) Cameron, to take speech therapy lessons after a near fatal incident in the London Science Museum.

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Spanish Boss Rahoy lays claim to the Isle of Wight

Funny story: Spanish Boss Rahoy lays claim to the Isle of Wight

The prime minister's recently ordered concrete block artificial reef barrier on a stretch of the Isle of Wight coast has infuriated Spanish dictator Supermario Rahoy. "This is an exclusive Spanish fishing ground for a proud Spanish native who liv...

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90% of World's Wind Generators are Wrongly Wired-Up and Warming the Planet

A major leak from a top secret global energy inquiry has revealed that 90% of the world's wind turbines have been wrongly wired and are using trillions of Megawatts of electricity to actually make them spin, while acting as giant fan heaters and warm...

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Spanish Armada Galleon Incursion Into Gibraltar Territorial Waters

Funny story: Spanish Armada Galleon Incursion Into Gibraltar Territorial Waters

A straggler from the Spanish Armada turned up outside the harbour gates in Gibraltar yesterday. Immediately surrounded by Royal Navy vessels, the Spanish Captain delivered a wet parchment that he claimed was a declaration of surrender from King P...

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Spanish Economy Saved by Invention of New Straw Donkey

Funny story: Spanish Economy Saved by Invention of New Straw Donkey

A breakthrough in Straw Donkey design has led to new hope for a revival of the failing Spanish economy. The Institute of Spanish Technology issued this statement from its PortoKabin in Benidorm: "The New Straw Donkey will revive tourism as it w...

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Spain sends frigate into Brit territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect $600 million Ecuadorean slush fund account

Funny story: Spain sends frigate into Brit territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect $600 million Ecuadorean slush fund account

Gibraltar, Mediterranean Ocean - Spain has violated international maritime law by sending one of its fleet's notorious floating rust buckets into British territorial waters around Gibraltar to protect an Ecuadorean slush-fund hideyehole. The prese...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

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