Shorty sat, his leg twitching on the bench in the holding cell. There were three other guys in here, all of them mean looking, all waiting to hear the dreaded roll-call to be dragged off to the Judicial chambers to be tried by Judge and jury. One guy, in his late fifties with 5 days of growth on his chin was pacing up and down the cell parallel to the bars. He was muttering to himself - something...
DETROIT, Michigan (ABSNN) - The Detroit Tigers showed no mercy to the merciless New York Yankees last night. The score of the game is unimportant. What matters is that the Yankees are down to their last nine innings of baseball this season. The...
London, England-- Prime Minister David Cameron wants the world to know that the empty Olympic seats really aren't empty. The Olympic Committee decided months ago to have about 50% of the seats set aside for 'ghosts, spirits, goblins, and whatever cr...
Cristiano Ronaldo is playing like a ghost of his normal self and he is convinced he knows why, there's a ghost following him everywhere called Lionel Messi!
He has missed so many chances and free kicks which he normally puts away with ease for his...
A mysterious ship without a crew has been found off the coast of America. This modern 'Marie Celeste' was thought to be a vessel of Ghosts who were scared of the gigantic seas and dived overboard in a panic.
A well known communicator with spirits...
When he waffles on an issue or appears to be going a bit soft on President Obama, Mitt Romney gets an invisible tap on the shoulder, or his papers will shift ever so slightly, making it hard for him to concentrate on what he is talking about.
Two...
The coalition government today announced a severe reduction in the Ghost and spectre budget. A drop of nearly [strong£20.00 from last years budget of just over £41.00.
Speaking from His under ground lair, David Cameron confirmed the decision
"we ha...
A new application has been launched today aimed specifically at both the undead and the walking dead - the ghouls, ghosts, vampires, zombies and Big Brother contestants of this world.
Called "Coffin Better", the application will instantly tells th...
Madison, Wis--Scott Walker's is big on creating jobs, so big on creating jobs that he created jobs for ghosts at a shutter GM plant in Janesville, WI.
"I said I was going to created 250,000 jobs in Wisconsin by 2015, but I didn't say that they we...
Reports out of China indicate that Apple is on the verge of releasing a new electronic device designed to keep it's users in tough not with just our family or friends but with our deceased loved ones as well.
Called the iOuija Board, those in the...
A ghost, purportedly that of recently deceased songstress Amy Winehouse, was spooked into vanishing back into the afterlife after apparently catching a glimpse of former Libertine's front man, Pete Doherty, according to celebrity TV medium Derek Acor...
Burnley man, Charlie Splutterthwaite got more than he bargained for this morning as he went into the kitchen to prepare a fried egg sandwich. Cracking an egg into the frying pan, Splutterthwaite was surprised and delighted when the egg turned out to...
The National Union Of Ghosts have officially voted for a mass float out this Halloween, after talks with the government over pay finally broke down.
Casper Crowther, spooksman for the Union, told us "the government are being incredibly ignorant in...
Scotland - A ouija board session at Balmoral Castle has thrown up a mysterious hexoplasm prediction from the late Princess' bulimic ghost.
Excreted by Crathie medium Mrs 'Nessie' Doris-Pokes the gauze-like substance shocked assembled royals with i...
Washington, DC - The White House, earlier today, confirmed that the ghost of Winston Churchill would take over the US Congress. Exit polls taken after the announcement conclude that Americans over the age of 40 are excited. The younger generations...
London - A Delancey Street kebab take-away owner was gobsmacked this weekend after an image of Amy Winehouse's face popped up on some pitta he was toasting.
Costas Parasitidis said the spooky cameo appeared suddenly the moment he heard about Wineh...
It has emerged that the ghost of Roy Castle has been haunting BBC Television Centre in London's White City since his death from lung cancer in 1994.
Former Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq recalls how she was regularly disturbed by the parping of a...
London Police announced today that famed psychic Barry Lastard II has turned himself in to authorities for breaking into the spirit worlds central switchboard.
Lastard, one of several psychics employed at The News of the World newspaper, turned h...