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Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer continues rolling down the track making good on her promise to leave the state in a state of disarray. The elderly governor has now informed the news media that she is going to issue a Governor's Proclamatio...

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Australia's shark conservationists now protecting species of Streptococcus bacterium

Funny story: Australia's shark conservationists now protecting species of Streptococcus bacterium

The seemingly incomprehensible actions of Australian shark conservationists who breed and put sharks into the sea have been topped by Brisbane based Germ conservationists. The increasingly rare Streptococcus pneumoniae, or pneumococcus, is a Gram-...

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Secondary School Biology Experiment Leads to New Pathogen

Funny story: Secondary School Biology Experiment Leads to New Pathogen

COVENTRY, W. MIDS., ENG. - A local secondary school has caused the entire Coventry city area to be put on lockdown after a new mutation has caused a harmless bacteria to morph into a pathogen. The pathogen classified as X/11-G, after the room (X)...

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Germs "an urban myth" claim researchers

Funny story: Germs "an urban myth" claim researchers

Researchers at the University of Lyef on the outskirts of Amsterdam in The Netherlands have published a paper in the New England Journal of Medicine contesting that the generally accepted Germ Theory of Disease is actually wrong. They suggest that...

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It's official! Women carry 4 times more germs than men!

Funny story: It's official! Women carry 4 times more germs than men!

Following some detailed research by eminent microbiologist, Dr Mike Robe of Oxford University School of Biology, women carry 4 times more germs than men and some of them are potentially fatal!...

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