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Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Funny story: Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is planning to beef up his lightweight squad by signing German International Sven Bender. The hard tackling Borussia Dortmund midfielder caught Wenger's eye in the recent Champion's League match: "Bender would stiffe...

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Deutschland prove that England weren't so bad after all!

Funny story: Deutschland prove that England weren't so bad after all!

The Germans have done England a massive favour by powering Maradona's "Argie Bargies" out of the World Cup. In fact England can be quite proud of themselves, they scored twice against the Krauts, Messi & Co didn't even bother the German goalke...

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Argentina Out: Diego Maradona Sticks Vuvuzela Up His Own Arse

Funny story: Argentina Out: Diego Maradona Sticks Vuvuzela Up His Own Arse

ARGENTINA 0 GERMANY 4 - It was the result that nobody expected in the World Cup quarter final between these two footballing giants last night, and after the fourth goal had gone in, the disconsolate Argentine coach Diego Maradona summed up the feelin...

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Mrs Thatcher 'Rooting For Germans'

Funny story: Mrs Thatcher 'Rooting For Germans'

Former British PM Margaret Thatcher will be joining the rest of the football-loving world tonight, when she sits down in front of her telly to watch the World Cup quarter final match, and the former Tory leader has already 'pinned her colours to the...

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German team arrested for cheating England in world cup

Funny story: German team arrested for cheating England in world cup

Last night the whole German team was under arrest for the most dastardly plan to deny the wonderful English team their place in the world cup. As the German team was at Johannesburg airport the ball used in the match set off bomb sensors. When the...

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England and Germany to Replay 2nd half in World Cup

Funny story: England and Germany to Replay 2nd half in World Cup

In an unexpected move, the 2nd half of the England v Germany game has been declared void. In a statement, football president Fred Blather declared: 'The evidence that the goal attempt by Lampard, not recognised by the Referee or his Assistant, was...

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Germans Use Mind Control over England to Win Cup Game

Funny story: Germans Use Mind Control over England to Win Cup Game

Fans are still scratching their heads at the beating England took from Germany. Those watching said there definitely was something strange going on and wondering if the rumors about the German team using mind control are actually true. England's p...

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John Terry Revealed As German Sleeper Agent "I'm Gonna Win For Ze Fatherland"

Funny story: John Terry Revealed As German Sleeper Agent "I'm Gonna Win For Ze Fatherland"

The penny finally drops. We've known for a while that John Terry's recent erratic behaviour was perhaps part of a larger plan but only now can we truly appreciate the gravity of the situation. He's repeatedly mounted his team mate Wayne Bridge's...

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Wayne Rooney: "I'll eat the football so the Germans can't score"

Funny story: Wayne Rooney: "I'll eat the football so the Germans can't score"

It is the clash of the titans. An epic titanic clash between two giants of the footballing world. And that is just Uruguay vs South Korea. Tomorrow England face Germany in a critical and not literally deadly match that will decide which of the tw...

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England Fans Advised Against Singing Two World Wars And One World Cup Song

Funny story: England Fans Advised Against Singing Two World Wars And One World Cup Song

England supporters heading for Sunday's World Cup showdown with Germany in Bloemfontein have been advised against singing the traditional Two World Wars And One World Cup song to the tune of The Camptown Races by the the Football Hooligan Federation.

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Germans promise to "Blitzkrieg" England with "Donner und Mein Kampf!"

Funny story: Germans promise to "Blitzkrieg" England with "Donner und Mein Kampf!"

The old enemies are about to clash again and the Germans in their popular tabloid newspaper, Die Bild Zeitung, have issued the following warning to England's players and fans: "Ve das Deutsche volk vill Blitzkrieg England vith our Messerschmits, U...

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