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Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie awarded Ofcom's £150,000 lewd Beeb phone calls fine

Funny story: Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie awarded Ofcom's £150,000 lewd Beeb phone calls fine

London - (Andrews Sachs Saga Mess): Russell Brand's ex-zits squeeze Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie is laughing all the way to the sperm bank this weekend. She has just trousered the entire £150,000 Ofcom fine imposed on the BBC for its lewd and...

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Sachs disinherits Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie over Russell Brand shagging fiasco

Funny story: Sachs disinherits Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie over Russell Brand shagging fiasco

London - (Russ/Ross Mess): Comic TV actor Andrew Sachs has disinherited granddaughter Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie for subjecting the family to the lurid Russell Brand shagging farce. Baillie's Daily Screws intimate blow-by-blow revelations "...

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Jonathan Ross Back On BBC1 Tonight With His Own Inimitable Brand Of Pure Shite

Funny story: Jonathan Ross Back On BBC1 Tonight With His Own Inimitable Brand Of Pure Shite

Jonathan Ross, the disgraced BBC talk show host who was suspended for his disgraceful antics with that Russell Brand, is back on TV on Friday night, after just three months absence. The show, wittily subtitled Carry On Up My Own Arse, has made Ros...

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Gorgon Ramsey caught in liaison with Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie

Funny story: Gorgon Ramsey caught in liaison with Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie

London - (F-Word! Mess): Foul mouthed TV chef Gorgon Ramsey has been seen together with Russell Brand's infamous bimbo Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. The couple were snapped by paparrazi at a Soho sex shop where they bought two dozen bottles of...

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Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie And Mrs Jonathan Ross To Mud Wrestle In Public

Funny story: Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie And Mrs Jonathan Ross To Mud Wrestle In Public

Georgina Baillie, the girl at the centre of the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross telephone prank scandal, has gone on record as saying she has accepted a challenge from Ross' wife, Jane Goldman, to settle their dispute with a bout of Mud Wrestling. Ro...

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Excommunicated parishioners say Opus Dei priest is Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie's father

Funny story: Excommunicated parishioners say Opus Dei priest is Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie's father

London - (OMFG! Mess): London's top Opus Dei pastor has been identified as the blood-father who spawned 'Satanic Sluts' stripper Georgina Baillie. His former North London parishioners say they were excommunicated after claiming the Opus Dei inquis...

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Russell Brand's Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie eclipsed by luscious Sydney Jo Jackson

Funny story: Russell Brand's Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie eclipsed by luscious Sydney Jo Jackson

Los Angeles - (Ms Voluptua Mess): No more Satanic Sluts shenanigans on seamy Hampstead Heath shag-sites for the UK's most reviled extertainer this weekend! Russell Brand looked relaxed and high as a kite as he wowed a packed Largo Coronet Theatre...

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Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Funny story: Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol. Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...

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We all shagged Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie says Wogan

Funny story: We all shagged Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie says Wogan

London - (Slutty Ass Mess): Septuagenarian beZimmer-framed TV chatshow host Terry Wogan is devoting an entire chapter of his forthcoming memoir to the night that he waited in queue behind Russell Brand to shag Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. "A...

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The Rise and Rise of Georgina Bailey

Funny story: The Rise and Rise of Georgina Bailey

Georgina Bailey is a top ten hit by the 70s group Focks. The song is about a slightly overweight, young-ish woman who f***s her way to stardom, fame and fortune. The song states that she dances in a proto-nazi group cheekily named The SS, that sh...

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