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Funny story: Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

PRETORIA, South Africa - The trial of South African track star Oscar Pistorius was interrupted today when Judge Thokozile Masipa received word that the defendant had been acquitted by a jury from the U.S. state of Florida. Proceedings are expected to...
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Funny story: e-Bay Chief Defends Kissing Devil's Behind

e-Bay Chief Defends Kissing Devil's Behind

E-Bay CEO, John Donahoe today issued a press release explaining why a picture at auction of a women kissing satan's posterior, along with other auctions that had devil worship with sexual content, was allowed on the mega-corporation's auction site.
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Funny story: George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman, of course, was found not guilty in the shooting death of Treyvon Martin. The not guilty verdict was mainly due to Florida's "Stand Your Ground" laws, The laws virtually allow anyone to shoot anyone at anytime. 2 weeks ago Zi...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman being considered as new sanction to keep Iran non-nuclear

George Zimmerman being considered as new sanction to keep Iran non-nuclear

Sanctions on Iran due to its nuclear program have been given new life today with reports of a valuable new weapon in the struggle--George Zimmerman. The US Congress is eager to push both old and new sanctions, despite the recent step toward peace...
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Funny story: "I only wanted to pet him George" Zimmerman arrested again!

"I only wanted to pet him George" Zimmerman arrested again!

George Zimmerman was arrested again this week for assault with a deadly weapon and once again vowed his innocence. "All I was doing was standing my ground," stated Zimmerman, "doin nothing except breaking a few tables, practicing my choking and...
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Funny story: Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

A coalition of Southern States led by Florida and Texas have convened a plenary and joint session of their legislatures to draft a bill banning George Zimmerman of domicile in any of the participating states. The same bill proposes to deport him as f...
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Funny story: Zimmerman Jailed Again. Authorities Aren't Sure Why

Zimmerman Jailed Again. Authorities Aren't Sure Why

Speaking on the condition of anonymity because he's an imaginary person, Florida Police Officer Jim confirmed reports that George Zimmerman has once again been arrested. While he declined to comment on what landed Zimmerman in jail again, he did o...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

George Zimmerman Allegedly Threatens His Wife With A Bag of Grapefruit

LAKE MARY, Florida - The way George Zimmerman is going he may yet end up spending a bit of time in prison. The 29-year-old self-appointed neighborhood watch baron recently revealed that his wife Sherrie has filed for divorce. Sherrie allegedly...
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Funny story: George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

NEW YORK CITY - Shellie Zimmerman, 25, appeared on The Viagra View and surprised co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King by stating that she is seriously thinking about filing for divorce from her husband George who is 29. Mrs. Zimmerman told Philbi...
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Funny story: Florida's Plans For A George Zimmerman Theme Park Fall Through

Florida's Plans For A George Zimmerman Theme Park Fall Through

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - National Focus Magazine is reporting that the heated issue of a George Zimmerman Theme Park has caused quite a hoopla in the Plywood State of Florida. State Senator Claxton F. Malagueña [D-Fort Walton Beach] spearheaded a dr...
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Funny story: After Hours of Family Deliberation Royal Family Decides George is Perfect

After Hours of Family Deliberation Royal Family Decides George is Perfect

LONDON - The newest member of the royal family has been named. According to a royal insider, the namesake of the young prince is George Zimmerman despite rumors that it was actually the Queen's father, King George VI. In recent reports, Willia...
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Funny story: FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

NEW YORK CITY - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that a top executive at FOX News has stated that he wants to hire George Zimmerman to be a roving consultant for the news network. Bancroft P. Dapplindip, 83, who is the senior executive di...
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Funny story: Psychiatrist: Obama a "delusional crackhead"

Psychiatrist: Obama a "delusional crackhead"

WHITEWASHING, DC --- In an astounding speech, President Barack Obama demonstrated to the world that he is, indeed, "delusional," as mental health experts have privately suspected for half a decade. Referring to such matters as the Benghazi fiasco...
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Funny story: Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

Outrage As British Royals Name Baby After George Zimmerman

WASHINGTON - The Rev. Al Sharpton announced Friday that he will lead a national "Lets Bomb England day" in 100 cities this weekend in protest at what he claims is the British Royal Families blatant naming the future King after Floridian stand you...
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Funny story: Zimmerman Law To Be Introduced To The Uk

Zimmerman Law To Be Introduced To The Uk

After the acquittal of George Zimmerman by a jury in Florida politicians in the UK have been considering bringing in the UKs version of the "Stand Your Ground" law. Back and to the Left news understands that the first drafts of the law have already b...
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Funny story: Zimmerman Release Revoked Because When He Shot Martin He Wasn't 'Standing On His Own Ground'.

Zimmerman Release Revoked Because When He Shot Martin He Wasn't 'Standing On His Own Ground'.

The judge in the Travon Martin murder case has revoked the decision on the killing that set shooter George Zimmerman free due a technicality. Zimmerman's defense had rested largely on the basis of the Florida 'Stand Your Ground' law that states that...
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Funny story: Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

WASHINGTON, DC --- In a surprise---some might say, an astonishing---admission during a recent White House press conference during which he eulogized the late anti-Semitic bigot Helen Thomas, President Obama admitted that, when he was the same age as...
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Funny story: Obama administration mulls military action to end Zimmerman situation

Obama administration mulls military action to end Zimmerman situation

WASHINGTON - The top U.S. military officer told a Senate panel Thursday that the Obama administration is deliberating whether to use military power to end the situation caused by the Zimmermann ruling. Amid an increasing clamour among Trayvon Mart...
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