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Uber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic

Funny story: Uber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic

Trenton, NJ - Just when NJ Governor Chris Christie finally found his calling as an Uber driver, Uber has decided to terminate all of his Uber rights, immediately, pending investigation that he caused a traffic jam at the George Washington Bridge.

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Christie Jumps Off GW Bridge But Survives

Funny story: Christie Jumps Off GW Bridge But Survives

Fort Lee, N.J.: Yesterday, at noon, Governor Chris Christie jumped off the George Washington Bridge. He survived. He was found three miles down the Hudson River floating on his back, noticeably shaken, on top of an inner tube which is believed to...

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Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

Funny story: Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is negotiating a presidential pardon from President Barak Obama before Obama leaves office in 2016. As the drip, drip, drip of Christie's managerial practices are revealed: closing three lanes of the George Wash...

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Chris Christie denies that he had plans to blow up the George Washington Bridge

Funny story: Chris Christie denies that he had plans to blow up the George Washington Bridge

A GRUNGY ALLEY IN NEW JERSEY - Gov. Chris Christie has been denying rumors that he's formed a militia group intent on blowing up the George Washington Bridge, which connects New Jersey with New York City. "I've fired forty members of my militia gr...

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Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

Funny story: Governor Christie's winter love song to a bridge

According to a spokesperson for Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey, the candidate for the 016 presidential election is sleeping less while consuming more bedside emergency oatmeal cookies than usual during long wakeful periods. The George Washi...

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Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon

Funny story: Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon

Special to TPN - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey will be competing in the New York City Marathon to be held on November 2, 2014. Contrary to rumor, all lanes will be open on the Verrazano Bridge section of the course, but the center lane will b...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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