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Man Knows Nothing About US Politics

Funny story: Man Knows Nothing About US Politics

A writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has revealed how he 'aches' to write a story on US politics, but is prevented from doing so by his complete lack of knowledge on the subject. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he knows who Donald Trump is,...

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Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

Funny story: Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing US Secretary of the Treasury. Jack Lew, to replace George Washington with Harriet Tubman on the dollar bill. Harriet Tubman (1822 - 1913) was a black abolitionist,...

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The One World Religion Begins

Funny story: The One World Religion Begins

Since Pope John Paul 11 began the foundation work of building a One World Religion, the Jesuits, in obeyance to their current leader Pope Francis have been hard at work. In a significant move to bring Protestant and Catholic churches together it w...

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Chicago Drug Dealer Uses Don Blackman Record To Travel Back In Time and Sell High Grade Marijuana to Founding Fathers

Funny story: Chicago Drug Dealer Uses Don Blackman Record To Travel Back In Time and Sell High Grade Marijuana to Founding Fathers

The History of the U.S. is being rewritten by a Chicago drug dealer who discovered that spinning his copy of the record 'Heart's Desire' by groove legend Don Blackman opens a wormhole allowing him to travel back in time to the late 18th Century. S...

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South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

Funny story: South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - A fact finding team comprised of three South Dakota state senators recently traveled to the Black Hills town of Keystone, South Dakota. They visited the Mount Rushmore National Memorial, site of the colossal presidential s...

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Historians to Re-Write History to be more Gay Friendly: They Start with George Washington's Unrecognized Marriage to King George III

Funny story: Historians to Re-Write History to be more Gay Friendly: They Start with George Washington's Unrecognized Marriage to King George III

After failed attempts to have Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie wedded as well as other such fictional characters as Heckle and Jeckle, Tom and Jerry, Popeye and Brutus and Larry the Leisure Suit, to himself that is, which would be really gay w...

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Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

Funny story: Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...

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For over 200 years President George Washington has owed $300,000 in fines for failing to return 2 library books

NEW YORK: In 1934 a dusty, beaten-up ledger was found in a trash heap in the basement of the New York Society Library on E 79th St. Information revealed that on 5 October 1789 the Nation's first President had borrowed 2 books - the "Law of Nation...

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George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

Funny story: George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

The first human cloned DNA experiment was a success today when scientist from the institute of California cloned Ex.first president of the United States George Washington. After a week of assimilating to his new surroundings the Ex. President /...

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King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

Funny story: King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

San Antonio, Texas - His Most Christian Majesty, King Paul Emery Washington, Ruler of America, Protector of Canada, Lord of Mexico, Duke of Hawaii and the Pacific Isles, and Emperor of the Middle East, is alleged to be afflicted with Alzheimer's dise...

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Washington's remains found at NJ construction site

Funny story: Washington's remains found at NJ construction site

(AP) - Hoboken NJ: What appear to be the remains of the first U.S President have been unearthed at the site of a new Wal-Mart here. The discovery was made by backhoe operator, Nunzio Crapola., 36, who holds a PhD in Pre-Columbian Forensic Pathology f...

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George Washington Gay

Funny story: George Washington Gay

New documents found in a Mount Vernon chest prove that George Washington sucked dick. The letters were found in a chest that was tucked away in the attic of George and Martha's Mt. Vernon mansion. Most of the 180 letters were written to John Cre...

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Federal Holidays to Change Again

Funny story: Federal Holidays to Change Again

The United States will be rearranging their Federal Holidays again. The news upset printers of calendars everywhere as many 2010 editions had already been submitted for early printing. The new holiday will be called Freedom Day and will be celebr...

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George Washington Held In Guantanamo

Funny story: George Washington Held In Guantanamo

Terrorist leader George Washington is being held in Guantanamo Bay.

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George Washington's 1787 Constitutional Convention Letter Warned Americans about the Bushes

Funny story: George Washington's 1787 Constitutional Convention Letter Warned Americans about the Bushes

Union, New Jersey - (Ass Mess): A newly discovered letter written by George Washington, the first president of the United States, detailing the Constitutional Convention warned eightenneth century Americans about the Bush family's gargantuan ambi...

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George Washington's flaccid flop is Holy Roman Emperor's stud fee

Funny story: George Washington's flaccid flop is Holy Roman Emperor's stud fee

Ireland - (Rioters): Embarrassment at Ireland's top equestrian business The Coolmore Stud has reached epic proportions following the failure of last year's star three year old colt George Washington to produce more semen than a shagged-out gn...

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US releases Godless coins

Funny story: US releases Godless coins

Some 50,000 brand new George Washington dollar coins have been inadvertently released by the US Mint without the traditional inscription, "In God We Trust".

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Bush Admits He "Is Not In the Slightest Like George Washington"

Funny story: Bush Admits He "Is Not In the Slightest Like George Washington"

MOUNT VERNON, VIRGINA (AP) -- Marking George Washington's 275th birthday, President Bush on Monday admitted that he "is not in the slightest like the first American president George Washington" since he has betrayed Washington's ide...

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