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Funny story:  Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - A Saudi prince who was so far up the Bushes' ass that he became known as Bandar 'Burning' Bush has been given the heave-ho as head of Saudi Arabian Intelligence. Prince Bandar is credited as being the mastermind who ordered...
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Funny story:  Bush Ranch House Explosion

Bush Ranch House Explosion

While ex-President George W, Bush was on the book signing tour, he managed to watch the Ky/Uconn Championship game alongside former President Bill Clinton. What Bush and Laura didn't know, since she was in Florida, was that a drama was being playe...
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Funny story:  Portrait of the Artist as Hitler's Grandson

Portrait of the Artist as Hitler's Grandson

Texas - The Fuhrer's highly impressionist painting skills may have skipped a generation but there's little doubt the pissartistic genome flows through Dubya's veins albeit diluted by a cocktail of bourbon and, likely, prescription meds. This morni...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...
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Funny story:  Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Poltergeist activity surrounds Dubya's portrait of Putin bitch Koni

Dallas, Texarse - A Texas gallery is being sued for millions of dollars after an exhibit by painter George W Bush was accused of infecting a visitor with canine distemper by manifesting malignant hexoplasm during a guided tour. Doctors at the Da...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obummer: her daughters are "picky eaters"

Michelle Obummer: her daughters are "picky eaters"

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Although Quiznos is blaming its bankruptcy on the chronic economic recession that, starting during the Bush administration, which not only continued but worsened during Barack Obummer's presidency, and on Obummercare, the White...
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Funny story:  Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

Politician Had To Be Pulled Out Of Boy

A former local politician told a court he saw a man "thrashing around" to get free from a Member of Parliament on a night out in Blackpool, a rather downtrodden seaside resort in the north of England, mostly inhabited by homosexuals, drug dealers and...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!, TEXASS -- Former U. S. president George W. Bush is reportedly considering penning a retroactive executive order awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to whistle-blower Edward Snowden. "He's a patriot for exposing...
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Funny story:  Polls show increased Respect for Republican Shamelessness

Polls show increased Respect for Republican Shamelessness

Dateline: WASHINGTON--Polls indicate that Republicans are more respected by Americans, as a result of their complicated response to Russian President Putin's invasion of Ukraine. Since George W. Bush's second term, polls revealed that Americans' r...
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Funny story:  Roth Buys EVERY SINGLE ONE of George W. Bush's Paintings

Roth Buys EVERY SINGLE ONE of George W. Bush's Paintings

Naperville, IL Illinois businessman Joseph Roth has bought at auction every last thing that George W. Bush has ever drawn. He has also insisted that Mr. Bush give him first crack at anything else he paints or draws. Mr. Roth might be remembered...
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Funny story:  Queen sends back Dubya's portrait of favorite corgi after spotting penis in painting

Queen sends back Dubya's portrait of favorite corgi after spotting penis in painting

Texas - "George, honey, did you accidentally paint an erect penis in that portrait of the royal pooch - uh, whassisname, Cameron?" worried ex-First Lady Laura Bush asked her husband over breakfast this morning. "Because the Queen has just returned...
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Funny story:  Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction

Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction

Middle of Nowhere, WY Former Vice-President Dick Cheney said in an interview regarding the Iraqi War that the whole Bush administration (except for Colin Powell) knew that Iraq didn't have any WMDs. "We didn't really care if they had weapons of...
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Funny story:  Donald Rumsfeld's Band, Donnie & The Weapons of Mass Destruction Is Doing Well

Donald Rumsfeld's Band, Donnie & The Weapons of Mass Destruction Is Doing Well

ST. MICHAELS, Maryland - Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld recently stated that he has no plans of retiring. The 81-year-old who served on President George W. Bush's cabinet says that he is the lead guitar player and lead singer for a ba...
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Funny story:  Spooky how George Dubya Bush festive artefuct predicted new Cardinal Sin, huh?

Spooky how George Dubya Bush festive artefuct predicted new Cardinal Sin, huh?

Crawford, Texarse - A limited edition festive ornament designed by Dubya on sale for ten bucks at the President George W Bush Library & Mausoleum has stunned the world with its uncanny prescience. Described on the center's gift shop website as...
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Funny story:  President George W. Bush Scoffs At The Gay Rumors Regarding Him and President Vladimir Putin

President George W. Bush Scoffs At The Gay Rumors Regarding Him and President Vladimir Putin

NEW YORK CITY - Former President George "WMD" Bush was in the Big Apple to appear with Regis Philbin and Larry King on their talk show The Viagra View. During the show he was asked by Regis why he had lied about there being weapons of mass destruc...
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Funny story:  Fond Memories of George W. Bush

Fond Memories of George W. Bush

In New York, the Republican Party spent a night celebrating former President Bush's leadership in the war on terror. The First Lady said that her husband didn't want to go to war. She stated, "I remember sitting in the window of the White House w...
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Funny story:  Chimp's 'legal personhood' lawsuit a major threat to simians like George Dubya Bush

Chimp's 'legal personhood' lawsuit a major threat to simians like George Dubya Bush

New York - Lawyers acting for the 'Chimperor' ex-President of the United States are mounting a legal challenge to an animal frights charity lawsuit that's demanding constitutional parity for a New York chimp. Hairy Apes Anonymous is petitioning a...
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Funny story:  Evolutionist claims Garden of Eden story is a Jewish cover-up 'about Eve first mating with a massive swine'

Evolutionist claims Garden of Eden story is a Jewish cover-up 'about Eve first mating with a massive swine'

USA - A forensic geneticist at the University of Georgia who has published his findings into the animal roots of human DNA says there is strong evidence that a lot of people are descended directly from Old Testament pigs. "OK, guys, no names, no p...
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