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Funny story: Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Crawford, Texas - Thousands of packages of illicit bush meat labeled Rocky Mountain Oyster Delight have been traced to a bison testicle tickling - uh, pickling! - plant in Texas. A food hygiene standards swoop in Ebola-torn Sierra Leone this morn...
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Funny story: Dubya's Predator Chapel Ranch an Architectural Digest listing

Dubya's Predator Chapel Ranch an Architectural Digest listing

Crawford, Texarse - Bush's Texan teardown was listing at 90 degrees today according to readers' reflux reactions to the Architectural Digest feature. The glossy rag is rumored to have been paid a hefty six figure sum by the ex-president to make P...
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Funny story: George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Jnr. has been kidnapped while on a fishing trip to Vancouver. A letter delivered to the editor of the Vancouver Sun stated.... "I and my warriors have kidnapped the sonofabitch on behalf of our noble ancestors. He will be released when...
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Funny story: Obama the worst president since World War III

Obama the worst president since World War III

Washington - A poll commissioned ahead of Independence Day has voted Barack Obama as America's worst ever president since George W Bush started the Arab World War III. Second worst was Dubya himself followed closely by George Bush Senior, Preside...
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Funny story: Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Washington, DC-- All of the former presidents of the United States have changed their sex from male to female. Not one of the four men had any reason to switch genders. They did it simply because they wanted to. In a world gone completely insane,...
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Funny story: Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

According to Mr. Cheney's office, a request has been made to Governor Rick Perry, and the state of Texas, for land to be set aside as a special memorial park dedicated to the 2003 war in Iraq. Mr. George W. Bush, now a resident of Texas, has added...
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Funny story: Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Just today Mr. Blair's office has released further background on his current essay "We didn't cause the crisis," and the 03 decision to attack Iraq as partner with George W. Bush. Apparently during childhood Mr. Blair had a formative experience wh...
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Funny story: Bush and Blair should have nuked Fallujah says ex-First Earth Battalion's General Stubblebine

Bush and Blair should have nuked Fallujah says ex-First Earth Battalion's General Stubblebine

Fort Huachuca, Arizona - "Too damn busy minding their TV ratings," the Pentagon's former top psychic warfare specialist General Albert Stubblebine III told a specially convened meeting of the Military Intelligence Hall of Fame today. A Hall inaug...
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Funny story: Bush and Blair to host discussion on "The Iraqi Spring of Zero Three" subtitled "Full Disclosure on the Right Questions"

Bush and Blair to host discussion on "The Iraqi Spring of Zero Three" subtitled "Full Disclosure on the Right Questions"

In the wake of the Chilcot Enquiry and decision to reduce Bush-Blair conversations on The Iraq War to "gists" and redactions, Mr. Bush and Mr. Blair are planning an open discussion at Carnegie Hall. The meeting will observe tight security. The au...
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Funny story: Bush-Blair Iraq War fisting sleepover archive to be published

Bush-Blair Iraq War fisting sleepover archive to be published

Washington DC - Transcripts of stuff between the Iraq War criminals is to be made public for the first time including footage of swabs, rubber sheeting and some highly eclectic negotiating paraphernalia. The decision to let loose the french letter...
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Funny story: Aspiring portrait artist George Dubya Bush gets the brush-off from Queen

Aspiring portrait artist George Dubya Bush gets the brush-off from Queen

Crawford, Texas - An invitation by the fledgling artist to capture HM 'au naturel' has backfired for the former President after Queen Elizabeth got wind of Bush's naturist activities from one of his former portrait shitters - uh, sitters!. Since r...
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Funny story: Putin Praised By Senator For Hairy Chest

Putin Praised By Senator For Hairy Chest

Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC) appeared on Face The Nation Sunday morning saying that "President Obama is weak-kneed and that America isn't respected around the world anymore." He praised Russian Petro-Dictator Vladimir Putin for being hairy cheate...
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Funny story: Secret files reveal White House deployed emergency first responders to 'rescue' Dubya from locked lav

Secret files reveal White House deployed emergency first responders to 'rescue' Dubya from locked lav

Washington DC - Federal Emergency Management Agency firefighters were summoned to the White House in a 2001 security incident when George W Bush accidentally hit the private presidential bathroom's panic button because the toilet paper had run out.
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Funny story: George Bush Unveils New Paintings

George Bush Unveils New Paintings

George W. Bush today unveiled a dozen new paintings on display in his presidential library. They all deal with the Iraq war he started on false pretenses of weapons of mass destruction - including nuclear weapons and nerve gases - which were never f...
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Funny story: Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - A Saudi prince who was so far up the Bushes' ass that he became known as Bandar 'Burning' Bush has been given the heave-ho as head of Saudi Arabian Intelligence. Prince Bandar is credited as being the mastermind who ordered...
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Funny story: Bush Ranch House Explosion

Bush Ranch House Explosion

While ex-President George W, Bush was on the book signing tour, he managed to watch the Ky/Uconn Championship game alongside former President Bill Clinton. What Bush and Laura didn't know, since she was in Florida, was that a drama was being playe...
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Funny story: Portrait of the Artist as Hitler's Grandson

Portrait of the Artist as Hitler's Grandson

Texas - The Fuhrer's highly impressionist painting skills may have skipped a generation but there's little doubt the pissartistic genome flows through Dubya's veins albeit diluted by a cocktail of bourbon and, likely, prescription meds. This morni...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

George W. Bush Announces He Has Opened Up The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner

DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...
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