Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to issue over two dozen citations for overdue...
Dallas - Shoulder to shoulder under the Camp David power shower just ain't that presidential any more now the Brit sockpuppet is a struggling hasbeen.
At his Southern Methodist University vanity project in Dallas this morning George W Bush's memor...
Texas - Predator Chapel Ranch has been evacuated after noxious down winds from the nearby Waco fertilizer plant fire swept over Dubya's prized ornamental lake, poisoning a colony of freshwater largemouth bass [Micropterus Salmoides Bushwackawacka] ne...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As everyone knows it is not easy in this day and age to have money intended to go here to end up over there or money meant for this project to end up funding another totally unrelated project.
The American people have seen that...
DALLAS TX- The grand opening of the George W. Bush presidential library on May 1st has sparked a great deal of controversy. The opening has re-ignighted one of the great debates of our time. Who's superheroes are more badass?
While the Supreme Cou...
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Back in 2003 during a Dixie Chicks concert in London, the band's lead singer Natalie Maines made a derogatory comment about then President George Dubya Bush.
Country music publications wrote that Maines and her fellow Dixie...
After the latest revelations pertaining to the scandalous and unnecessary invasion of Iraq, the US and UK governments, who perpetrated the whole thing, have asked H.G.Wells to build a new "Time Machine"!
After the exposure of 2 Iraqi spies who l...
New York - It started decades ago as a quirky hobby digging for links between the Nazis and two US presidential families - the Kennedys and the Bushes - who'd made a packet in World War II contraband deals.
This week a dramatic turnaround sees ren...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Tired of having their leaders taken out by drones, a lower echelon al-Qaeda spokesman said that its terrorist branch in the USA plans to march on Washington as soon as they receive a waiver from being attacked by drones while asse...
Why should Senator John Kerry be appointed Secretary of State? When he made his run for the presidency against Dubya it was pointed out that if Kerry were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (John Edwards) in the White House. While BILLINGSGATE does not wish to offend members of the genera Tamias and Eutamias species, it is not only Dr. B who has not...
NEW NEWS FROM THE SPOOF MOVIE DEPARTMENT-
A new feature film from the U.S.- THE EXTENDABLES!
Four ex-Presidents.
Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game.
Together they form a super team-
THE EXTENDABLES!!!!!!
The tale of first class Presidents now turned into first class fighting machines.
Able to rip old legislation apart with their bare hands!
Able to create new laws...
Chaco, Paraguay - Ownership deeds to almost 100,000 gas-rich acres purchased by George W Bush as part of a retirement nest egg have been scrambled by Paraguay Justice Ministry officials after a lengthy land grab fraud probe.
The former US Presiden...
Recently released US government documents have shed light on George W. Bush's time as President of the United States.
They reveal the sort of lunacy President Dubya's staff had to put up with during his two terms in office.
We have compiled a list of ten of the most idiotic things he said and did or thought.
1) When discussing foreign affairs with his advisors Bush believed they were talk...
John Posey of Bent Creek in Washington State says he remembers telling his friends that he intended to vote to legalize marijuana when that initiative was offered on the November 6th ballot.
However, Mr. Posey also stated that he got high on some...
A horrifying new trend has been spotted by internet "Spoof News" writers everywhere. Spoof News websites all over the net have been making sweeping editorial changes to NOTHING.
Several Spoof News websites have been accused of "Destroying Intellec...
Fox News' most prominent spinning machine, Sean Hannity, astounded his worshippers last night when he issued a grovelling apology on his daily propaganda juggernaut.
The apology?
No, it wasn't for his concerted efforts to smear President Obama...
KENNEBUNK, MAINE (ABSNN) - "They were doing more than Zumba out of that 'dance studio,' let me tell ya," said Kennebunk Police Chief George H. W. P. Bush.
"They was selling nookie," the chief told reporters.
Police raided Purda Vida Fitness Cen...
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has started to take Anti-Fall measures as the Presidential campaign enters its final few weeks.
In the past falling over in public has cost GOP candidates dearly in the polls. Most notably was the cam...