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Funny story: Head Of Secret Service Doesn't Get Firing

Head Of Secret Service Doesn't Get Firing

President Obama today fired Julia Peterson, head of the beleaguered Secret Service. Her strange testimony yesterday before congressional lawmakers was, no doubt, one of the reasons. When Chairman Issa asked her to explain why a deranged man carry...
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Funny story: Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret, has...
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Funny story: Bush Disputes Hitler Comparison; Says Cheney With A Little Mustache Would Fit The Bill

Bush Disputes Hitler Comparison; Says Cheney With A Little Mustache Would Fit The Bill

DALLAS -- Former president George W. Bush is confused as to why a middle school teacher asked his students to make comparisons between Bush and Adolf Hitler, noting that former vice president Dick Cheney is much more of a modern-day political tyrant,...
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Funny story: Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC - President Barack Obummer admitted that, although he has "no strategy" for dealing with the brutal army of thugs known as ISIS, who have, in addition to committing many other atrocities, decapitated two American journalists, h...
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Funny story: The One World Religion Begins

The One World Religion Begins

Since Pope John Paul 11 began the foundation work of building a One World Religion, the Jesuits, in obeyance to their current leader Pope Francis have been hard at work. In a significant move to bring Protestant and Catholic churches together it w...
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Funny story: Obama Teed Off Over Beheading: Alonzo Mourning With President

Obama Teed Off Over Beheading: Alonzo Mourning With President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Martha's Vineyard - White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest today responded to critics who suggested that President Obama should not have played golf immediately after giving an emotional speech condemning the ISIS beheading of J...
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Funny story: Ex White House Insider: George W. Bush Proposed Switching From Gold to 'Wood Standard' Among Other 'Startling' Initiatives

Ex White House Insider: George W. Bush Proposed Switching From Gold to 'Wood Standard' Among Other 'Startling' Initiatives

Louisville, KY - A former White House aide for George W. Bush said that the president offered a number of proposals in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina that were "rather startling". A high-level discussion within the administration began shortly...
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Funny story: Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Crawford, Texas - Thousands of packages of illicit bush meat labeled Rocky Mountain Oyster Delight have been traced to a bison testicle tickling - uh, pickling! - plant in Texas. A food hygiene standards swoop in Ebola-torn Sierra Leone this morn...
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Funny story: Dubya's Predator Chapel Ranch an Architectural Digest listing

Dubya's Predator Chapel Ranch an Architectural Digest listing

Crawford, Texarse - Bush's Texan teardown was listing at 90 degrees today according to readers' reflux reactions to the Architectural Digest feature. The glossy rag is rumored to have been paid a hefty six figure sum by the ex-president to make P...
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Funny story: George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Jnr. has been kidnapped while on a fishing trip to Vancouver. A letter delivered to the editor of the Vancouver Sun stated.... "I and my warriors have kidnapped the sonofabitch on behalf of our noble ancestors. He will be released when...
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Funny story: Obama the worst president since World War III

Obama the worst president since World War III

Washington - A poll commissioned ahead of Independence Day has voted Barack Obama as America's worst ever president since George W Bush started the Arab World War III. Second worst was Dubya himself followed closely by George Bush Senior, Preside...
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Funny story: Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Washington, DC-- All of the former presidents of the United States have changed their sex from male to female. Not one of the four men had any reason to switch genders. They did it simply because they wanted to. In a world gone completely insane,...
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Funny story: Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

According to Mr. Cheney's office, a request has been made to Governor Rick Perry, and the state of Texas, for land to be set aside as a special memorial park dedicated to the 2003 war in Iraq. Mr. George W. Bush, now a resident of Texas, has added...
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Funny story: Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Tony "You know, George, whatever you decide to do, I'm with you" Blair confesses childhood snorting trauma led to prophetical powers

Just today Mr. Blair's office has released further background on his current essay "We didn't cause the crisis," and the 03 decision to attack Iraq as partner with George W. Bush. Apparently during childhood Mr. Blair had a formative experience wh...
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Funny story: Bush and Blair should have nuked Fallujah says ex-First Earth Battalion's General Stubblebine

Bush and Blair should have nuked Fallujah says ex-First Earth Battalion's General Stubblebine

Fort Huachuca, Arizona - "Too damn busy minding their TV ratings," the Pentagon's former top psychic warfare specialist General Albert Stubblebine III told a specially convened meeting of the Military Intelligence Hall of Fame today. A Hall inaug...
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Funny story: Bush and Blair to host discussion on "The Iraqi Spring of Zero Three" subtitled "Full Disclosure on the Right Questions"

Bush and Blair to host discussion on "The Iraqi Spring of Zero Three" subtitled "Full Disclosure on the Right Questions"

In the wake of the Chilcot Enquiry and decision to reduce Bush-Blair conversations on The Iraq War to "gists" and redactions, Mr. Bush and Mr. Blair are planning an open discussion at Carnegie Hall. The meeting will observe tight security. The au...
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Funny story: Bush-Blair Iraq War fisting sleepover archive to be published

Bush-Blair Iraq War fisting sleepover archive to be published

Washington DC - Transcripts of stuff between the Iraq War criminals is to be made public for the first time including footage of swabs, rubber sheeting and some highly eclectic negotiating paraphernalia. The decision to let loose the french letter...
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Funny story: Aspiring portrait artist George Dubya Bush gets the brush-off from Queen

Aspiring portrait artist George Dubya Bush gets the brush-off from Queen

Crawford, Texas - An invitation by the fledgling artist to capture HM 'au naturel' has backfired for the former President after Queen Elizabeth got wind of Bush's naturist activities from one of his former portrait shitters - uh, sitters!. Since r...
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