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Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Old Man Kennedy's Saturday boxers, red and tattered by the wind, were still waving in the wind at the top of the pole the pigs had put up. The terror level was still on high alert. Nothing had changed, except that it had gotten worse. When Scylla and Charidibis woke that morning and went the yard to chase their tails a bit before breakfast, they saw another slaughtered boar. It was mangled in...
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Funny story: Animal Farm Revisited, Part 6: It Didn't Take Long

Animal Farm Revisited, Part 6: It Didn't Take Long

It Didn't Take Long Even before the cock crowed that morning and the whole farm was sleeping, Murdoch, Old George and Young George were busy changes Bernard's rules for a "Goldyn Age." "Can't we just take them all down?" Old George asked as Murdoch carefully scribbled out some of the rules Bernard had put up before the election of Young George. "Yeah," Young George asked, "can't we just sta...
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Funny story: Animal Farm Revisited, part 5: Old george Has a Modest Proposal

Animal Farm Revisited, part 5: Old george Has a Modest Proposal

Old George Has a Modest Proposal Bernard had rallied his spirits as his first - some say primary - loss at the gate, the Infamous Loss at the Gate as he began to think of it. Yet, somehow after chasing some cats around the yard and yapping at the humans who were passing by, Bernard felt a little better. He scampered lively into the center yard where all the animals milled about early...
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Funny story: Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

Jesus Comes Out of the Closet … Or Does He?

What a week it has been for the Son of the Almighty. Tuesday, Jesus himself was seen at the Tampa's infamous The Honey Pot night club, a night spot known for its super-hot drag show. A copy of Jesus's bar tab reveals he and his "posse" of Lucif...
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Funny story: Grammy To Go To David Foster Wallace

Grammy To Go To David Foster Wallace

The Grammy Music Awards committee will posthumously name writer David Foster Wallace as a recipient of a Lifetime achievement award in February. The news was met with quizzical looks and murmurs of "WTH?" Joyce Muenzler, a self described "huge...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Admits He's Afraid of Words

George W. Bush Admits He's Afraid of Words

Former president George W. Bush admitted that he was afraid of words while attending a Republican fund-raiser in Cincinnatti over the summer. Specifically, he was afraid of Donald Trump and all of his "-isms," such as "nativism," "protectionism," and...
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Funny story: "How Can 59,054,087 People Be So Dumb?" Headline Outdone by Trump Nomination

"How Can 59,054,087 People Be So Dumb?" Headline Outdone by Trump Nomination

London, England Upon the news that Trump was the Republican Party's candidate, the party that continually controls the Legislative Branch of Congress, many Brits recalled the London Mirror's fateful headline reporting the re-election of U.S. Presiden...
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Funny story: Trump Racist Voter Discrimination Laws OK

Trump Racist Voter Discrimination Laws OK

On Friday, Rolling Stone will release on newsstands, "The GOP's Secret War on Voters," a year's-long investigation by Greg Palast and a team of experts exposing a scheme by 29 Republican state voting officials to remove voters, a program directed by...
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Funny story: Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show

Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show

Dallas, TX--Members of the Bush family have begun filming a reality TV show featuring two Presidents, one failed Presidential candidate, one President wannabe and the wives who endure them. The first six episodes have already been filmed and will be...
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Funny story: After Brexit, Texas mulls "Texit"

After Brexit, Texas mulls "Texit"

DALLAS - Emboldened by Great Britain's decision to exit the European Union, the Texas legislature is gearing up to consider a bill that would allow the Lone Star State to exit the United States. Texas State Sen. Adam Philbin said the bill, calling...
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Funny story: "A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

Almost born on the day that our beloved country was born (July 4), George Walker Bush, son of former president and vice president George Herbert Walker Bush and brother to former governor of Florida Jeb Bush, will turn 70 this July 6th. It is fitting that his birthday falls within such an auspicious range of dates since he, and his vaunted political family, has been so integral in the formati...
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Funny story: Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline

Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline

"George Bush"... The True Origin of the Name. These pages written by Saint John on the Island of Patmos may be the most important discovery of the century,... aside from the mountains on Pluto. The discovery of Pluto's mountains sent the poor and...
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Funny story: New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

New York Mets next giveaway: a genuine NYPD body bag

Flushing, New York - - Friday is Body Bag Night at Citi Field. Each of the first 15,000 fans who show up for the game will receive a Human Remains Containment Device, which was actually used by the New York City Police Department to transport and sto...
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Funny story: George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

George W. Bush to Visit Great Britain, Asks Queen to Use Her Castles

London, England George W. Bush, disgraced former President of the United States, called the Queen to see if he and his wife Laura could get some free rooms in one of the Queen's castles. Prince Philip answered and set the phone down to get the Queen.
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Funny story: Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

In an annual poll taken by Jerk Magazine, the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has beaten out three-time winner Vladimir Putin as the leader who was the biggest asshole in 2015. "Although there were many contenders as usual, Kim Jong-Un was the hands-down winner this year, what with his nuclear threats and missile tests and labor camps and Putin actually doing something people like this y...
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Funny story: Beating Trump's Bush!

Beating Trump's Bush!

With the US race for the White House hotting up, Jaggedone, decided to send his infamous CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Scumbag Sixlegged-Witherspoon-Jones, to one of Trump's most loyal sources of support, the local Loony Bin in downtown Boston, USA not England. Here his amazing, exclusive article after interviewing a group of inmates and dedicated followers: Question:Ladie...
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Funny story: And Here is the News...Again.

And Here is the News...Again.

HEADLINES KIM KARDASHIAN ROCKED UP TO RIHANNA'S FIRST DIAMOND BALL BENEFIT IN A PLUNGING LEOTARD WITH MESH NETTING. Friends say this is a radical departure for her. Kim has also been made an offer by Air Canada to model her bum for new hot air balloon. MOTHER OF NINETEEN CHILDREN VOWS "NEVER TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN". FRANK BRUNO GIVEN ALL CLEAR BY DOCTORS TO RESUME BOXING... BUT MAY HAVE T...
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Funny story: CBS - The Weather Forecast

CBS - The Weather Forecast

CBS: NEWS ANNOUNCER. And it sure does look like the New World Order boys are determined to make a backyard religious skirmish between oppressed Iraqis and Jews into a global conflict between East and West, Muslims Versus Christians. How 'bout that...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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