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Funny story: George Osborne begs for a mini-skirt

George Osborne begs for a mini-skirt

Chancellor of the Exchequer, George 'No Clue' Osborne has begged the fashion industry to bring back the mini-skirt. "When I was studying economics," said Osborne, "on a night course in Northwich three weeks ago, I discovered this theory that the l...
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Funny story: Osborne - I Have Created "Ministry of Ticket Touting" to Cash in on F.A. Cup Ticket Fiasco

Osborne - I Have Created "Ministry of Ticket Touting" to Cash in on F.A. Cup Ticket Fiasco

The newly created Ministry of Ticket Touting is to make £50 million for the treasury by posting Civil Servant touts around Wembley on Cup Final days. The surprise lack of sufficient tickets for either side in the match has resulted in a frenzy of...
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Funny story: Britain not in recession, and never has been

Britain not in recession, and never has been

George Osborne, the Human Resources manager put in charge of the economy of the UK, has admitted that due to a slight technical error (Osborne: "In the previous administration, mention that!") made by the previous administration, austerity measures w...
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Funny story: Turkey production doubled for additional Christmas in June

Turkey production doubled for additional Christmas in June

Fast track turkey breeding is taking place in government buildings throughout the U.K for an extra Christmas on the 25th of June. The Chancellor yesterday patronisingly announced the additional Yuletide as a reward to everyone for putting up with t...
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Funny story: Osborne - Loans to be made available to build Arks

Osborne - Loans to be made available to build Arks

Chancellor of spin, "Gorgeous George" Osborne has announced that "Loan-Grants" are to be made available to married couples (straight or gay) to build Arks to solve the flood crisis. He announced to a meeting of redundant shipbuilders in Somerset,...
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Funny story: George Osbourne suggests enslaving unemployed for servants to Tory MPs

George Osbourne suggests enslaving unemployed for servants to Tory MPs

To quell outrage at yesterday's ludicrous £7600 pay award to MPs, the Chancelry has said that as an alternative to this big wad of cash, they could secretly pick out a domestic slave from a Job Centre queue. The slave servants would be expected...
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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

Cameron and Osborne Caught on Video Having Celebratory Royal Mail Theft Party

David Cameron and George (Gideon) Osborne were last night sensationally recorded celebrating the privatisation of Royal Mail with a great big Gangsta Royal Mail Theft themed party. The party started for Pre-dinner drinks at "The Last Post Pub" o...
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Funny story: Osborne Cuts! (the throat of the country)

Osborne Cuts! (the throat of the country)

"George Osborne Makes Cuts". Is a headline that would make every voter jump for joy and scream "deeper"! The image it conjures up is one of unbridled happiness as we watch a YouTube special of Mr Osborne sat at his desk his blue blood dripping slowly...
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Funny story: Man on benefit calls for investigation into "continuing subsidisation" of George Osborne

Man on benefit calls for investigation into "continuing subsidisation" of George Osborne

A Man on Jobseekers Allowance today called for questions to be asked about whether privilege, massive inherited wealth, and membership of the aristocracy had helped to subsidise George Osborne's lifestyle as "a Vindictive Conservative Chancellor up t...
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Funny story: Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'

Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'

Police have today cautioned George Osborne and issued an interim restraining order banning him from all garden centres, after reports that he was seen 'maliciously stamping on the green shoots of recovery'. Osborne is reported to have roamed the h...
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Funny story: Top Psychologist says Tories are mean because they've got "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome"

Top Psychologist says Tories are mean because they've got "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome"

A top psychologist has today published an article outlining a new syndrome that sheds light on the cold hearted behaviour of several top tories. She calls it "Dumped by Mummy Syndrome" and she says its a syndrome that needs to be treated right a...
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Funny story: Nix-names banned from Defence Procurements

Nix-names banned from Defence Procurements

Amid concerns that the new F35 'Lightning II' fighter jet can be exploded by lightning, and that the 'Rivet Joint' aircraft may be barely airworthy the armed forces have now been instructed to adhere to a stricter naming convention. Cuthbert Pomfr...
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Funny story: "Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed

"Curtains Closed Solidarity Movement" Rises in Support of The Unemployed

A spokesman for the "Curtains closed Unemployed Solidarity Movement" called Gordon Brown, has tonight expressed his gratitude to the 8 million people who are joining him in keeping their curtains closed in 2013 in support of the unemployed. He s...
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Funny story: Tory's new 'ducking-stool' disability assessment launched

Tory's new 'ducking-stool' disability assessment launched

George Osborne has announced the governments new method of assessing claimant's disability, known as the 'ducking-stool'. The contract, worth £134 trillion, is expected to be awarded to Cameron, Osbourne & Cronies Consultants. "For far too lon...
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Funny story: Entwhistle to Marry Miranda

Entwhistle to Marry Miranda

Disgraced former BBC Director General George Entwhistle has announced that he is to marry the BBC's top paid star Miranda Hart. It was during Entwhistle's brief tenure as Director General that Miranda signed a new contract believed to be £14m over th...
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Funny story: Government to send long term sick abroad

Government to send long term sick abroad

Health secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced plans for the government to send the long term sick and those who are still classified disabled to mainland Europe and the USA. "We have struck a deal with two pharmaceutical companies." Mr Hunt told t...
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Funny story: Royal baby bollocks 'is PR distraction from David Cameron/Rebekah Brooks scam'

Royal baby bollocks 'is PR distraction from David Cameron/Rebekah Brooks scam'

London - A spin doctors' dream cooked up by Illuminati scoundrels is one NATO soothsayer's take on the latest Brit crap. "Nothing like schmoozing the brain-dead masses with a massive dose of phoney royal stuff," Brigadier General Sir Monty Dambust...
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Funny story: Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor

Olly Murs Named As New Bank Of England Governor

After months of speculation the identity of the next governor of the Bank of England has been revealed as Olly Murs. George Osborne stunned the city by announcing that Olly Murs, the runner-up in the sixth series of The X Factor in 2009, will repl...
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