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Funny story: Sexual Revolution Over: Women Told To Beat Their Vaginas Into Plowshares

Sexual Revolution Over: Women Told To Beat Their Vaginas Into Plowshares

BILLINGSGATE POST - "And he will judge between the nations and will rebuke many people."...Isaiah 2:4. It is all over, folks. No more Hollywood starlets flashing their pubic areas, no more shotgun weddings, no more vibrators and no more porn. T...
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Funny story: On the farm with George

On the farm with George

The animals were assembled in front of the huge letters spelling out the deal between the farmers and the animals - but something seemed to be wrong. The animals were sure the first agreement was: The National Health Service is Safe in our Hands. But it was clearly written: The National Health Service is NOT safe in our hands. Several sheep thought hey remembered the great woman farmer Marg...
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Funny story: George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

George Orwell, (well his ghost actually) creator of the "real Big Brother" is suing Channel 5 for using his vision in vain and replacing it with less than mediocre crap. Wannabee, worthless "superstars" are locked up in a house as the world or 5...
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Funny story: Joey Barton sparks George Orwell ruck on Twitter

Joey Barton sparks George Orwell ruck on Twitter

Scouse philosopher Joey Barton has the moral support of fellow troublemaker George Orwell in his war of words with Newcastle Football Club. George Orwell's dictum that "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act"...
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Funny story: "Can You Hear Me Now?" Obama Bin Everywhere Now On Your Cell Phone! Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm!

"Can You Hear Me Now?" Obama Bin Everywhere Now On Your Cell Phone! Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm!

The Federal Communications Commissions (FCC) acting in consort with the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have mandated cell phone manufacturers include a special Obama Chip in each new Cell Phone in order for the President to 'stay in touch' in t...
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Funny story: High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

High levels of Census Completion Disorder (CCD) are being found all over the United Kingdom!

All over the United Kingdom, the citizens in their droves are experiencing a new phenomenon called Census Completion Disorder (CCD). CCD is a nervous complaint caused by reading and attempting to fill in the UKs 2011 compulsory Census. Not withstanding that filling in the Census is against the Data Protection Act, where UK citizens have the right to refuse their data being held on a computer...
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Funny story: 'Two Thousand and Ten' by Eric Blair

'Two Thousand and Ten' by Eric Blair

'2010 was the year that it all happened. The Party had never been more firmly in control of Airstrip One, thought Winston Smith, as he arrived at his office at the Ministry of Lies, and settled down at his work writing articles for The Daily Wail. Reaching for his dictionary to check how to spell 'US' and 'win a war', he gazed absently out of the window as another rocket bomb exploded near Wapp...
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Funny story: New Orwell-inspired Reality TV show for 2009

New Orwell-inspired Reality TV show for 2009

We've had "Big Brother" and now a new George Orwell-related reality show is to air next winter. Taking as it's inspiration Orwell's "Down and Out in Paris and London", the nine celebrity contestants will be taken to Leningrad, dressed as tramps,...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart: Threat to the British Empire

Martha Stewart: Threat to the British Empire

(London, England) - The British Borders Agency, saying only that "we continue to oppose the entry to the UK of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public," today banned style guru and st...
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Funny story: Make a Burman smile!

Make a Burman smile!

This week has been a bad week for Burmese, but a good day for George Orwell.
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Funny story: Animals should have their own parliament, says Archbishop of Canterbury

Animals should have their own parliament, says Archbishop of Canterbury

Just as the furore over his comments about Sharia Law seem to be dying away, Dr Rowan Williams has once more sparked controversy by suggesting that animals should be given their own parliament with full tax-raising and law-making powers.
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Funny story: Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future

Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future

Iowa City, Iowa - While campaigning to a group of college students in America's Heartland, Republican Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani told the audience to re-read George Orwell's classic "1984" to get an idea of what this country...
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