George Michael triumphantly returned in a blaze of abject failure last night at the Olympic Closing Ceremony.
After performing a relatively appropriate song - Freedom, Michael decided to perform new material. Shit material. Which was completely lo...
Pop star and erratic driver George 'Greekius' Michalos today backed plans for London football club Fulham to increase the capacity to their stadium.
"I love it. I'm always up for a bit of the cottaging. Especially on Saturday afternoon when the gr...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today expressed his utter disgust with lowlife press hacks and internet media muggers who have been suggesting that George Michael may have aids.
The former Wham! singer, currently in a Vienna hospital has had to canc...
Gilian Duffy, the bigoted old woman who sent Tony Benn to sleep, put the final nail in the coffin that was Gordon Brown's political career, and carried out a half-arsed ambush of the Deputy PM, is now getting her own show on Channel 5.
"Gillian Du...
Rock superstar George Michael says it was Lord Justice Emmanuel Karma who sent him to prison last year after he crashed his car while under the influence of drugs.
The ex Wham star spent 8 weeks in Pentonville Prison in 2010 for his second drug-dr...
Following his short spell in Highpoint Prison, Suffolk last October - after crashing his car while under the influence of cannabis - troubled rock star George Michael has decided to release new versions of old hits to commemorate the event.
The proceeds of the album will go to a new charity called Burned Out, which offers support to entertainers who have fallen on hard times or otherwise can't...
Controversial singer, George Michael, apparently gave his arse away last Christmas, only for the unnamed person to whom he gave it away, to give it away to somebody else.
The controversial singer/songwriter made his frank admission in a London rec...
Public toilet-frequenting pop star George Michael is in trouble with authorities again, after yet another driving accident. However, this one was whilst at the helm of a nuclear submarine.
The Careless Whisper singer has only just been released e...
Little Geordie lad and x factor champ Joe McElderry has given The Spoof a full and frank about how George Michael turned him gay.
We're not sure whether it was a twinkle or a tear in his eye, but Joe McElderry maintains that until his duet with si...
Police say high-profile singer George Michael, who was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for 'drug driving' just four weeks ago, has escaped from the maximum security unit in which he was being held, but also that they won't be bothering to do anyth...
George Michael today urged all of his fans to break the law and go to prison because it's a fantastic experience that should not be limited to a privileged few.
'It's a bit like a holiday' said George, 'although you won't get much of a suntan as y...
Insiders - literally, because they're banged up - have informed Skoob Entertainment News that disgraced weed gardener, George Michael has been serenading Royal in waiting Kate Middleton with an acapello version of 'I Want Your Sex' from his prison ce...
In a rather remarkable turn of events, news is leaking out of Highpoint Prison like a careless whisper, that George Michael has become something of a father figure to the inmates.
Originally sharing a cell with a killer in Pentonville, the same ce...
Rumours are rife that George Michael has been signed to be The New Stig on the BBC's popular caravanning programme, Twat Gear.
The show's presenters and production team were overheard discussing the move, whilst dining at the Watford Gap services...
Former pop superstar George Michael, sentenced to eight weeks in prison last week, has been the victim of a relentless and sustained sexual attack during which his ringpiece was ripped and his sphincter muscle contorted.
Mr Michael, real name Geo...
Sources from close to those in the know, who may or may not be directly involved with Her Majesty's Prison Service (but probably not) today issued a vehement rebuff to suggestions from certain commentators that former Wham! star George Michael has fa...
George Michael has made a formal complaint at HMP Pentonville about the conduct of a strip search he received during his reception there.
He said a prison officer lifted up his penis and stroked it three times. He has, allegedly, said on his compl...
The ex Wham, Careless Whisper, Last Christmas singer, George Michael has landed himself a short spell in the care of Her Majesty's Prison Service. Maybe he deserved it but would he not have been better off in rehab, paid for by himself thus saving th...