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'Lemmings To The Sea Award' for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year

Funny story: 'Lemmings To The Sea Award' for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year

More On, a California Think Tank has given the United States of America its dubious distinction in only the third week of the year. It's the first time a country, rather than a business or individual, has been given the award which honors 'decisions...

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New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You! Bwhaaa, Haaa ,Haaa, Haaa!

Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! The POWER that comes with being one of the first ones to see the new Star Wars movie! It is like being showered with the Dark Side of the Force!!!!!! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Yes, Hans Solo does come back in this new film- using a walker to get around. He finds the two new characters in his precious Millennium Falcon and yells out to them "Hey you kids! Get off my sh...

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Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...

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"American Grafitti: 40th Reunion" in Planning Stages

Funny story: "American Grafitti: 40th Reunion" in Planning Stages

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Sources in Hollywood say George Lucas, award winning director and co-writer of American Graffiti, a coming-of-age movie set in 1962, and released in 1973, is currently planning another sequel. The newest sequel, titled, Ame...

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Disney buy Lucasfilm

Funny story: Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies. Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...

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New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

Funny story: New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

An explosive new book about the goings on behind the scenes on the set of Star Wars revealed that Darth Vader was actually two people in the costume, one who was permanently asleep, hence you could hear the breathing... Dave Prowse, who was credit...

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George Lucas Now Insists Malfunctioning Table Lamp Killed Greedo In Horrific Cantina Accident

PASADENA, CA - Never one to skirt a controversy, STAR WARS' creator George Lucas has offered to - once again - set the record straight so far as he's concerned with matters involving a galaxy far, far away. "For years, there's been this brewi...

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George Lucas Retires from Hollywood, Plans First Art Film

Funny story: George Lucas Retires from Hollywood, Plans First Art Film

Following an announcement from George Lucas that he has retired from Hollywood and all the action and fantasy-adventure movies he's best known for, Lucas is reportedly working on his first independent art film from a secluded ranch in the Grand Teton...

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In Honor of National Star Wars Day Lucasfilm Releases "Star Wars Holiday Special" Blu Ray Special Edition

Funny story: In Honor of National Star Wars Day Lucasfilm Releases "Star Wars Holiday Special" Blu Ray Special Edition

A few weeks ago in a galaxy far, far, away a marketing genius inside the Lucas camp realized that "May the 4th" sounds very similar to "may the force" and so in 2011 International Star Wars Day was born. To celebrate this momentous occasion Lucasfil...

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George Lucas says he is not related to Matt Lucas

Funny story: George Lucas says he is not related to Matt Lucas

George Lucas, the man behind the incredibly successful Star Wars trilogy and the less successful Star Wars trilogy, has come out and stated that he is not related to Matt Lucas, bald headed star of Little Britain. "Contrary to claims," said George...

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Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Funny story: Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...

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Steven Spielberg and George Lucas Want To Buy Arizona

Funny story: Steven Spielberg and George Lucas Want To Buy Arizona

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood motion picture moguls Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have stated that they are seriously considering purchasing the entire state of Arizona. Spielberg informed Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has had his attorney do some ex...

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Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

Funny story: Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

The annual 'Robotics Fair' in Kyoto, Japan, opened today with our Nipponese brethren declaring that robots will take over the world, because the Japanese don't want their kids doing mundane jobs, so the robots will not only take over the mundane empl...

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George Lucas To Film New 'Italian Job' Series Of Movies

Funny story: George Lucas To Film New 'Italian Job' Series Of Movies

Star Wars director George Lucas, has said in an interview that he is ready to start filming his new project, a rehash of the classic 1969 British film caper, The Italian Job. Originally starring Michael Caine as Charlie Croker, the new movie stars...

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Indiana Jones Sets Records, Ford Continues To Age

Funny story: Indiana Jones Sets Records, Ford Continues To Age

(LaLa Land, CA) - After whipping up over 150 million dollars in North American box office receipts over the Memorial Day Holiday session, Indiana Jones and The Menace of The Crystal Arks of Doom, Part IV: Attack of the Commie Clones...

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Secrets of New Indiana Jones Movie Revealed

Funny story: Secrets of New Indiana Jones Movie Revealed

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will be released on May 22nd. Hollywood experts already project that this will be the biggest movie of the year in the United States and in the world. This fourth installment will still...

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In midst of writer's strike, Lucas moves forward with Star Wars series

Funny story: In midst of writer's strike, Lucas moves forward with Star Wars series

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In his office at the Letterman Digital Arts Center, his state-of-the-art production headquarters, George Lucas is hard at work preparing the initial episodes of his much anticipated new Star Wars live-action television series. Pr...

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Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

Funny story: Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

A movie directed by Oscar Winner Steven Spielbergo has been banned in Oklahoma by city officials.

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