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Funny story:  Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies. Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...
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Funny story:  New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

An explosive new book about the goings on behind the scenes on the set of Star Wars revealed that Darth Vader was actually two people in the costume, one who was permanently asleep, hence you could hear the breathing... Dave Prowse, who was credit...
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Funny story:  George Lucas Now Insists Malfunctioning Table Lamp Killed Greedo In Horrific Cantina Accident

George Lucas Now Insists Malfunctioning Table Lamp Killed Greedo In Horrific Cantina Accident

PASADENA, CA - Never one to skirt a controversy, STAR WARS' creator George Lucas has offered to - once again - set the record straight so far as he's concerned with matters involving a galaxy far, far away. "For years, there's been this brewi...
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Funny story:  George Lucas Retires from Hollywood, Plans First Art Film

George Lucas Retires from Hollywood, Plans First Art Film

Following an announcement from George Lucas that he has retired from Hollywood and all the action and fantasy-adventure movies he's best known for, Lucas is reportedly working on his first independent art film from a secluded ranch in the Grand Teton...
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Funny story:  In Honor of National Star Wars Day Lucasfilm Releases "Star Wars Holiday Special" Blu Ray Special Edition

In Honor of National Star Wars Day Lucasfilm Releases "Star Wars Holiday Special" Blu Ray Special Edition

A few weeks ago in a galaxy far, far, away a marketing genius inside the Lucas camp realized that "May the 4th" sounds very similar to "may the force" and so in 2011 International Star Wars Day was born. To celebrate this momentous occasion Lucasfil...
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Funny story:  George Lucas says he is not related to Matt Lucas

George Lucas says he is not related to Matt Lucas

George Lucas, the man behind the incredibly successful Star Wars trilogy and the less successful Star Wars trilogy, has come out and stated that he is not related to Matt Lucas, bald headed star of Little Britain. "Contrary to claims," said George...
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Funny story:  Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...
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Funny story:  Steven Spielberg and George Lucas Want To Buy Arizona

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas Want To Buy Arizona

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood motion picture moguls Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have stated that they are seriously considering purchasing the entire state of Arizona. Spielberg informed Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has had his attorney do some ex...
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Funny story:  Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

The annual 'Robotics Fair' in Kyoto, Japan, opened today with our Nipponese brethren declaring that robots will take over the world, because the Japanese don't want their kids doing mundane jobs, so the robots will not only take over the mundane empl...
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Funny story:  George Lucas To Film New 'Italian Job' Series Of Movies

George Lucas To Film New 'Italian Job' Series Of Movies

Star Wars director George Lucas, has said in an interview that he is ready to start filming his new project, a rehash of the classic 1969 British film caper, The Italian Job. Originally starring Michael Caine as Charlie Croker, the new movie stars...
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Funny story:  Indiana Jones Sets Records, Ford Continues To Age

Indiana Jones Sets Records, Ford Continues To Age

(LaLa Land, CA) - After whipping up over 150 million dollars in North American box office receipts over the Memorial Day Holiday session, Indiana Jones and The Menace of The Crystal Arks of Doom, Part IV: Attack of the Commie Clones...
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Funny story:  Secrets of New Indiana Jones Movie Revealed

Secrets of New Indiana Jones Movie Revealed

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will be released on May 22nd. Hollywood experts already project that this will be the biggest movie of the year in the United States and in the world. This fourth installment will still...
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Funny story:  In midst of writer's strike, Lucas moves forward with Star Wars series

In midst of writer's strike, Lucas moves forward with Star Wars series

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In his office at the Letterman Digital Arts Center, his state-of-the-art production headquarters, George Lucas is hard at work preparing the initial episodes of his much anticipated new Star Wars live-action television series. Pr...
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Funny story:  Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

A movie directed by Oscar Winner Steven Spielbergo has been banned in Oklahoma by city officials.
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Funny story:  Death Star Sighted Near To Earth

Death Star Sighted Near To Earth

Astronomers have spotted a rather curious space oddity in the Earth's so-called 'space neighbourhood' - a dead star with unusual characteristics.
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Funny story:  Spielberg and Lucas to Make Spoof Movie

Spielberg and Lucas to Make Spoof Movie

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - It looked like The Spoof movie had fallen into the Twilight Zone as the cost increased.
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Funny story:  Lucas Unhappy, 'Needs More Damn Money'

Lucas Unhappy, 'Needs More Damn Money'

MARIN COUNTY--Lucas (58) may be ready to die now that his purpose in life has been fullfilled. "I have said many times, I am done with everything Star Wars. So the only way to get around my decree, is for me to pass away. Then only then will...
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Funny story:  In a galaxy not so far away

In a galaxy not so far away

National Aeronautics and Space Administration officials announced today that they have discovered an object rapidly approaching Earth that resembles a Death Star from the popular movie series Star Wars. They also reported several large triangular obj...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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