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Funny story: Liverpool Owners To Halve John Arne Riise's Wages Due To His One-Footedness

Liverpool Owners To Halve John Arne Riise's Wages Due To His One-Footedness

Liverpool have announced that they have made a huge salary cut from the wages of John Arne Riise, on the basis that the scary-looking, blond Norwegian is only able to kick with his left foot.
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Funny story: Manchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool

Manchester United Owner To Make Bid For Liverpool

Malcolm Glazer, the billionaire owner of Manchester United, has indicated that he is ready to make a surprise bid for Premiership also-rans Liverpool, and expects to do so by next Tuesday.
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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