Showing:

Funny satire stories about George Galloway

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: George Galloway revealed to be President of Iran

George Galloway revealed to be President of Iran

The Iranian authorities owned up today that their president, Ihaveno Dinnajaquet is in fact not an ignorant, war-mongering, lunatic peasant, but George Galloway, the highly-respected British socialite. In an exclusive interview - devoid of stoning...
View 'George Galloway revealed to be President of Iran'
Funny story: War Of The Tombies: Chapter 3: Feeling Flush.

War Of The Tombies: Chapter 3: Feeling Flush.

He landed the job a few weeks ago. Office clerk, it said in the advert. He was enjoying the atmosphere, and the people were nice. Far better than the packing job he had before. And he always got a bit extra off for his dinner hour, well that's how he saw it, anyway, because they sent him out for the sandwiches. It was a nice warm day, so he decided to take the longer route, through the pa...
View 'War Of The Tombies: Chapter 3: Feeling Flush.'
Funny story: War Of The Tombies: Chapter 2: Second Base.

War Of The Tombies: Chapter 2: Second Base.

Previous chapters: Chapter 1 The trees in Hyde Park rustled gently in the breeze. It was a warm mid afternoon, and unusually there was not a hint of bird song in the air. No cars whizzing by. No horns, or general hum-drum from people passing by. If you were stood in that park at that very moment, and believe me, you wouldn't want to have been, all you would of heard was the buzzing of fl...
View 'War Of The Tombies: Chapter 2: Second Base.'
Funny story: War Of The Tombies: Chapter 1: First Strike.

War Of The Tombies: Chapter 1: First Strike.

Shards of sunlight pierced the make shift wooden shutters like long fingers, slowly moving, searching, sensing. Ed sat on the floor, his cheek pressed against the cold wall. Chunks of plaster missing in huge divets, a sign of the previous nights battle. As the beads of sweat formed on his brow he realised how hot it was in the city today. What day was it, he thought. What time? Date? Who kno...
View 'War Of The Tombies: Chapter 1: First Strike.'
Funny story: Ed Milliband to receive Top Secret Vocal Training

Ed Milliband to receive Top Secret Vocal Training

Ed Miliband is to receive top secret vocal training from a Scottish Politician with an indefatigable nature. That Politician also happens to be a Super Agent who has been a member of the union of The superheroes for 30 years. The superheroes believe...
View 'Ed Milliband to receive Top Secret Vocal Training'
Funny story: Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies

Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies

The International Union of Superheroes has called on Ed Miliband to save the World from a new breed of flesh eating monsters. The superheroes who include, Superman, Spiderman, Catwoman and George Galloway all believe the time has come to start t...
View 'Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies'
Funny story: Outrageous Miliband rumour could well be true

Outrageous Miliband rumour could well be true

The rumour is outrageous but it could possibly be true. That's what Top tories are saying tonight. The word round the House of Commons has it that a terrible deception has been carried out, and the Tory dogs of political war want the world to know...
View 'Outrageous Miliband rumour could well be true'
Funny story: 'Gorgeous' George Galloway in punch-up with Egypt police

'Gorgeous' George Galloway in punch-up with Egypt police

El Arish, Gaza - (Rioters): Bethnal Green and Bow MP George Galloway has been involved in a huge punch-up with Egyptian police. He was at the head of a convoy of 150 trucks delivering high grade North Korean explosives....er, 'aid!' - to oppresse...
View ''Gorgeous' George Galloway in punch-up with Egypt police'
Funny story: "New Culture" world party

"New Culture" world party

Ron Paul, George Galloway, Victor Chavez, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have created a "New Culture" world party, and are the easy favourites to be elected as the new world leaders. They have all stated that a co-operative world is more desirable than a co...
View '"New Culture" world party'
Funny story: House of Commons Bans Gallywolly

House of Commons Bans Gallywolly

The House of Commons has banned the controversial MP Georgie Gallywolly from entering. The No Respect MP's support for a bunch of mass murdering religious fanatics has led to him no longer being welcome. The speaker Martin George said "The Prime Mini...
View 'House of Commons Bans Gallywolly'
Funny story: Durban Poison blamed as George Galloway stoned in Egypt

Durban Poison blamed as George Galloway stoned in Egypt

Cairo - (Aswan Damn, Damn, Damn! Mess): Respect Party MP and UK reality tv eyesore George Galloway is livid after his Gaza-bound convoy was stoned outside the Great Pyramid Scheme of Geeza today. The party was said to be carrying a(c)id worth £1...
View 'Durban Poison blamed as George Galloway stoned in Egypt'
Funny story: Queen told "become more personal, or else"

Queen told "become more personal, or else"

In a harshly worded statement issued to Buckingham Palace, George Gallywhey, leader of the British Numeric Party - the BNP - has told Her Majesty the Queen to "shape up or ship out" and to stop being discriminatory.
View 'Queen told "become more personal, or else"'
Funny story: Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect

Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect

Big Brother, the TV reality show was wallowing in a new controversy today after Alexandra de-Gale alleged she had been disrespected by other housemates specifically, and white people in general.
View 'Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect'
Funny story: Greetings to all from George Galloway

Greetings to all from George Galloway

As no one has had the common decency and anger to mention George Galloway recently, I obtained permission to post the following report which appeared in both Exchange and Mart and The 2008 Brownie Annual.
View 'Greetings to all from George Galloway'
Funny story: George Galloway disses Respect

George Galloway disses Respect

London - (Pathetic Mess): Tireless self-publicist and cross-dressing groveller on the Celebrity Big Brother show George Galloway has been booted out of his Respect Party (membership: 1) after a furious row about expense account perks.
View 'George Galloway disses Respect'
Funny story: GB goes Havana crazy in pale GG imitation

GB goes Havana crazy in pale GG imitation

The big news from within the corridors of power is that the Premier, Mr Gordon Brown has admitted to being a huge fan of none other than Topcat George Galloway himself.
View 'GB goes Havana crazy in pale GG imitation'
Funny story: Commons votes to suspend Galloway from the gallows

Commons votes to suspend Galloway from the gallows

London - (Rotters): A House of Commons Select Committee has voted to suspend fork-tongued Respect MP George Galloway from the gallows for his part in milking Saddam's Oil-for-Fraud sympathy scam.
View 'Commons votes to suspend Galloway from the gallows'
Funny story: George Galloway's unbeaten run ends

George Galloway's unbeaten run ends

George Galloway has heaved a huge sigh of relief. "They've only been on my case for a little over 10 years and yet again I have been cleared of taking a single penny or in any way personally benefiting from the former Iraqi regime through th...
View 'George Galloway's unbeaten run ends'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Survey reveals that terrorists are just as confused as the general public on how best to refer to the Islamic State

Terrorists can't agree on an acronym for the Islamic State, a survey revealed. An al-Qaeda official said that he randomizes among IS, ISIL, and ISIS each time he refers to his competitor.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 1?

4 7 5 2


Go to top