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Funny story: Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money. A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of desig...
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Funny story: Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Barack Obama yesterday sent out a warning to George Clooney to return his Barbra Streissand CD in seven days or face the full force of Michelle Obama. "The CD is technically hers. I play it to relax with at the end of a day's droning, so I am missing...
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Funny story: A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

Venice, Italy - It looked fab on a 16 year-old size zero model at Giambattista Valli's Spring 2014 Couture show where the $15,000 embellished lace creation was voted a winner. This morning an exact replica worn by newlywed Mrs George Clooney, 36,...
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Funny story: Who's the baby father, George?

Who's the baby father, George?

New York - A war of words has broken out on the MumsTheWordNet site about who might have fathered George Clooney's girlfriend's baby bump other than her fiancé George. London human frights barrister Ms Anal Alapudding is looking four months pregna...
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Funny story: OMG! Julian Assange's lawyer says 'Yes, darling!' to George Clooney

OMG! Julian Assange's lawyer says 'Yes, darling!' to George Clooney

New York - The dazzling five carat sparkler on Amal Alamuddin's engagement ring finger made its public debut tonight as the happy couple dined out at the exclusive Upper East Side restaurant Nob-U-Like. Thirty-six year old raven-haired beauty Amal...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated. Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has be...
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Funny story: President Obama Is Sending Vice-President Biden To The Ukraine

President Obama Is Sending Vice-President Biden To The Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Due to the fact that the situation with Russia and the Ukraine is starting to escalate President Obama has announced that he will be sending the vice-president to the Ukraine on a look-see visit. Vice-President Biden will see fi...
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Funny story: George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

VENICE BEACH, California - A writer for Bedroom Pillow Talk caught up with George Clooney the star of Monument's Men at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach. Gazebo Serengeti asked the Hollywood star what he thought about ex-girlfrien...
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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The fantasy of millions of guys has just announced that she is now a married woman. Stacy Keibler, who broke up with George Clooney after a two-year relationship, has just tied the knot with Jared Pobre. Pobre's profess...
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Funny story: President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was still talking about the fantastic play of the San Antonio Spurs who defeated LeBron James and the world champion Miami Heat by a score of 111-87. The president said that he had made a bet with his good friend...
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Funny story: The Hollywood Press Is Wondering What In The World The Gorgeous Charlize Theron Sees In Sean Penn

The Hollywood Press Is Wondering What In The World The Gorgeous Charlize Theron Sees In Sean Penn

BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan threw a lavish Look At Me I'm Clean Party at the home of her close friend wealthy socialite Cayuga Archambeau. The gala event was attended by some of LaLaLand's well-know celebrities including Scarlett Johansson, Geor...
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Funny story: George Clooney told to keep his big nose out of Brits' Elgin Marbles

George Clooney told to keep his big nose out of Brits' Elgin Marbles

New York - The Ancient Greek artefucts were saved from ruination on the Parthenon, a sculpted frieze atop the Athens Acropolis, by Thomas Bruce, 7th Earl of Elgin and British ambassador to the Ottoman Empire from 1799 -1803. Today their continued...
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Funny story: George Clooney Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic 50th Birthday Present

George Clooney Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic 50th Birthday Present

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has always said that two of his unofficial advisors, George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey have given him some fabulous advice. The president noted last summer that Clooney and Winfrey together have done more for the...
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Funny story: Colorado Has Just Opened The Largest Marijuana Storage Facility In The Entire World

Colorado Has Just Opened The Largest Marijuana Storage Facility In The Entire World

DENVER - The state of Colorado has just issued a press release stating that the world's largest marijuana storage facility has just opened in Denver. The storage facility covers 13 acres and has hundreds of metal storage stack containers which hol...
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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Contemplating Running For The U.S. Senate

Megyn Kelly Contemplating Running For The U.S. Senate

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly, host of the FOX News program The Kelly File has dropped a hint to an unnamed source at FOX that she is seriously thinking about running for the U.S. Senate from New York. Kelly stirred up a hornets nest when she recent...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Derek Hough Seen Walking Hand-In-Hand At The La Brea Tar Pits

Lindsay Lohan and Derek Hough Seen Walking Hand-In-Hand At The La Brea Tar Pits

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally gotten on the right track as the old railroader Casey Jones used to be fond of saying. Lohan has said that the three months she spent in rehab helped to show her that there is more to life than j...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Scalp The Washington Redskins In The Warpaint Bowl

The Kansas City Chiefs Scalp The Washington Redskins In The Warpaint Bowl

LANDOVER, Maryland - FedEx Field was the scene of an Indian massacre as the Chiefs of Kansas City scalped the Redskins of Washington 45-10 in The Warpaint Bowl. The Chiefs are now 10-3 while the Redskins are the direct opposite 3-10. All throug...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Been Invited To Visit The White House

Lindsay Lohan Has Been Invited To Visit The White House

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The so called Tinsel Town Bad Girl, Lindsay Lohan has just stated that she has received an invitation to attend a White House dinner in honor of President Obama supporter and civilian adviser George Clooney. Lohan said that she wa...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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