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Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Palestinians living in the occupied Gaza Strip have taken to creative measures to attract media attention from the US and other powerful NATO and UN member countries. Many have begun legally changing their names to those of high-profile celebrit...

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Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

Funny story: Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Iron Curtain has been parted. The Wall has been torn down. In case you really wanted to know why Hillary Clinton didn't want anyone to read her E-mails, the cat is now out of the bag. Crack National Security investigator,...

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Amal Clooney to teach Columbia Law how to suck eggs

Funny story: Amal Clooney to teach Columbia Law how to suck eggs

New York - Jumped-up media nonentity and human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has fallen hook-line-and-sinker for a visiting professorship at the prestigious Ivy-eff League school. "The sinecure commences April 1st, Ms C's birthday," a spokesperson f...

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Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

Funny story: Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test

New York - Barack Obama has been outed as Kanye West's birth father in a DNA test published today. Findings from New York's Seedy Sign Eye Mammorial Hospital's paternity division reveal Kanye's actual father is the President. And the rapper's...

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Pancake Day jibe for silly Amal Clooney

The Hague, Netherlands - Human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has been cut down to size by Stonkerz magazine after being dubbed 'Princess Pancake' on account of her flat 30A-cup tits. The Pancake Day award comes with a year's supply of brassiere cup...

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George Clooney to direct and star in movie about heroic Canadian Sargeant-at-Arms who shot dead armed killer

Funny story: George Clooney to direct and star in movie about heroic Canadian Sargeant-at-Arms who shot dead armed killer

Ottawa, Canada - Newlywed George, 69, is to play former Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer Kevin Vickers, heroic Sergeant-at-Arms gunslinger star of the Canadian Parliament who took out an armed killer today. Clooney, 5'9" and 210lbs, is to pr...

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Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Funny story: Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money. A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of desig...

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Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Funny story: Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Barack Obama yesterday sent out a warning to George Clooney to return his Barbra Streissand CD in seven days or face the full force of Michelle Obama. "The CD is technically hers. I play it to relax with at the end of a day's droning, so I am missing...

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A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

Funny story: A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

Venice, Italy - It looked fab on a 16 year-old size zero model at Giambattista Valli's Spring 2014 Couture show where the $15,000 embellished lace creation was voted a winner. This morning an exact replica worn by newlywed Mrs George Clooney, 36,...

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Who's the baby father, George?

Funny story: Who's the baby father, George?

New York - A war of words has broken out on the MumsTheWordNet site about who might have fathered George Clooney's girlfriend's baby bump other than her fiancé George. London human frights barrister Ms Anal Alapudding is looking four months pregna...

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OMG! Julian Assange's lawyer says 'Yes, darling!' to George Clooney

Funny story: OMG! Julian Assange's lawyer says 'Yes, darling!' to George Clooney

New York - The dazzling five carat sparkler on Amal Alamuddin's engagement ring finger made its public debut tonight as the happy couple dined out at the exclusive Upper East Side restaurant Nob-U-Like. Thirty-six year old raven-haired beauty Amal...

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Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Devastated as Brad Pitt Talks of Leaving Her

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated. Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has be...

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President Obama Is Sending Vice-President Biden To The Ukraine

Funny story: President Obama Is Sending Vice-President Biden To The Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Due to the fact that the situation with Russia and the Ukraine is starting to escalate President Obama has announced that he will be sending the vice-president to the Ukraine on a look-see visit. Vice-President Biden will see fi...

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George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

Funny story: George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

VENICE BEACH, California - A writer for Bedroom Pillow Talk caught up with George Clooney the star of Monument's Men at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach. Gazebo Serengeti asked the Hollywood star what he thought about ex-girlfrien...

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Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

Funny story: Stacy Keibler Is Now A Married Woman

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The fantasy of millions of guys has just announced that she is now a married woman. Stacy Keibler, who broke up with George Clooney after a two-year relationship, has just tied the knot with Jared Pobre. Pobre's profess...

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President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

Funny story: President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was still talking about the fantastic play of the San Antonio Spurs who defeated LeBron James and the world champion Miami Heat by a score of 111-87. The president said that he had made a bet with his good friend...

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The Hollywood Press Is Wondering What In The World The Gorgeous Charlize Theron Sees In Sean Penn

Funny story: The Hollywood Press Is Wondering What In The World The Gorgeous Charlize Theron Sees In Sean Penn

BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan threw a lavish Look At Me I'm Clean Party at the home of her close friend wealthy socialite Cayuga Archambeau. The gala event was attended by some of LaLaLand's well-know celebrities including Scarlett Johansson, Geor...

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George Clooney told to keep his big nose out of Brits' Elgin Marbles

Funny story: George Clooney told to keep his big nose out of Brits' Elgin Marbles

New York - The Ancient Greek artefucts were saved from ruination on the Parthenon, a sculpted frieze atop the Athens Acropolis, by Thomas Bruce, 7th Earl of Elgin and British ambassador to the Ottoman Empire from 1799 -1803. Today their continued...

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