Special to TPN - Special assistant Goober Flatus announced that New Jersey governor Chris Christie has chosen the curse words to be used in his second inaugural speech following the swearing-in ceremony on Tuesday, January 21. "The governor has worke...
You might think he'd be over the moon about heading to the moon (read about the mission here). He's not.
He likes the publicity. But he hates his name.
Gail Farrelly, a Science & Technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, spoke to LADEE befor...
RED BANK, NJ (AP) Former senator Rick Santorum (R-13th Century) drew criticism from both wings of the political bird yesterday when his campaign spokesman, Cardinal Ignatius Glick, held a news conference to announce that no birth control pills would...
(New York) American civil rights activist Jesse Jackson today admitted to recent vulgarites, but claimed "I was just trying material for my George Carlin titillating stand-up comedy tribute", scheduled for Friday at Duke's Fuqua School...
Comedian George Carlin's latest routine dealing with the "seven words" you can't say in heaven opened to a good response recently. Carlin says he is happy to be working to a new audience and plans on developing new material as time...
(La La Land, CA) - In what he felt was his funniest anti-establishment joke of all time, George Carlin died yesterday.
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