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Funny story: Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Former Presidents Become Transexuals

Washington, DC-- All of the former presidents of the United States have changed their sex from male to female. Not one of the four men had any reason to switch genders. They did it simply because they wanted to. In a world gone completely insane,...
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Funny story: Barack Obama's real birth Pa named as JFK's Dallas assassin

Barack Obama's real birth Pa named as JFK's Dallas assassin

Washington A/D [Reuterus] - A secret pact between the faux royal Queen Elizabeth and George Bush Senior has kept President John F Kennedy's real assassin snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug for the last 50 years according to confidential documents decrypted by Wi...
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Funny story: Country On High Alert As Bush Family Threatens U.S. With Yet Another Bush In The White House

Country On High Alert As Bush Family Threatens U.S. With Yet Another Bush In The White House

News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are threatening to seek political seats in 2016. The same family who brought you Bush I, Iraq War I and Bush the Second, Iraq War II are going to continue their assaul...
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Funny story: OMG, Bush Sr's Dead! tweets 'bewildered' Nelson Mandela

OMG, Bush Sr's Dead! tweets 'bewildered' Nelson Mandela

Midland, Texarse - "Some folks been making that assumption for years," a spokesperson for the George Bush Senior Foundation said as Mandela's tweet caused havoc on the blogosphere today, "probably just a rumor started by the Washington Toast." Non...
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Funny story: Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...
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Funny story: George Bush Senior fears release of Thatcher sex tapes

George Bush Senior fears release of Thatcher sex tapes

Texas - The eldest of Hitler's Pope Pius XII's illegitimate brats Bush Senior had a decades long fling with Margaret Thatcher who has died in London aged 87. The Cold War throwback pair even produced a son whose IRA antics shocked the nation befor...
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Funny story: George Bush Sr 'top suspect' in prank call to Margaret Thatcher

George Bush Sr 'top suspect' in prank call to Margaret Thatcher

Texas - Nurses at Waco's Seedy Sinai Hospital where the former US President has been laid up with a bad chest since 23 November 'may face a Grand Jury' amid an official probe into prank calls to the former UK Prime Monster. Staff at London's Royal...
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Funny story: New In The Cinema! The EXTENDABLES - Four Ex-Presidents Fight To Get Their Old Jobs Back!

New In The Cinema! The EXTENDABLES - Four Ex-Presidents Fight To Get Their Old Jobs Back!

NEW NEWS FROM THE SPOOF MOVIE DEPARTMENT- A new feature film from the U.S.- THE EXTENDABLES! Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together they form a super team- THE EXTENDABLES!!!!!! The tale of first class Presidents now turned into first class fighting machines. Able to rip old legislation apart with their bare hands! Able to create new laws...
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Funny story: Maine Zumba Prostitution Scandal an 'Illuminati Plot!'

Maine Zumba Prostitution Scandal an 'Illuminati Plot!'

KENNEBUNK, Maine (ABSNN) - 129,277 men in this tony seaside town (all apparently Democrats) on the Maine coast have been named as "Johns" in the Zumba Prostitution scandal. Their names, but no other identifying data, were released by order of the ju...
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Funny story: 'We be the Hookers' Zumba studio busted in Maine

'We be the Hookers' Zumba studio busted in Maine

KENNEBUNK, MAINE (ABSNN) - "They were doing more than Zumba out of that 'dance studio,' let me tell ya," said Kennebunk Police Chief George H. W. P. Bush. "They was selling nookie," the chief told reporters. Police raided Purda Vida Fitness Cen...
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Funny story: Romney to complete Gulf War trilogy

Romney to complete Gulf War trilogy

Mitt Romney has made a last ditch effort to get his campaign for president back on track by promising that, should he be elected to office, he will conclude the Gulf War with a final, epic instalment. The first Gulf War, Operation Desert Storm, wa...
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Funny story: Bonesmen's horror described in '15 ft Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake used to be George Bush Sr room mate' report

Bonesmen's horror described in '15 ft Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake used to be George Bush Sr room mate' report

South Carolina - A one time campaigning reporter and Myrtle Beach resident has described how freaked Skull And Bonesmen are pleading the fifth about the existence of a massive 'Frankenstein' snake captured at a St Augustine, Florida fairway last week...
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Funny story: Obama Gifting Big to Bush Family this Holiday Season

Obama Gifting Big to Bush Family this Holiday Season

Normally, a crystal vessel such as a lovely fruit bowl or ornate juice decanter would be a perfect gift from the sitting President to his predecessors. However, this year, President Obama is feeling particularly generous and has obviously decided to...
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Funny story: Former US Presidents Meet to Discuss the Presidency

Former US Presidents Meet to Discuss the Presidency

Washington DC: Four gentlemen were seen entering the US Capitol, which is currently empty as most of the Congressmen and Senators have gone home to stump for reelection. They were former Presidents James E Carter (D-39), George HW Bush (R-41), Willia...
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Funny story: George Bush Nearly Wipes Out Whole Family!

George Bush Nearly Wipes Out Whole Family!

According to a report we just got in, a family picnic given by the George W. Bush family of Crawford, Texas on his ranch has ended in a tragedy as three people have been hospitalized, twenty others treated for wounds and punctures. When the ambula...
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Funny story: George Bush Senior "so proud of grandson David Cameron, PM"

George Bush Senior "so proud of grandson David Cameron, PM"

Kennebunkport - (Tossers): The son of Pope Piux XII and the Queen Mother has sent a telegram to his grandson who has just blagged his way into becoming Prime Monster of the UK. George Bush Senior congratulated Tory tosspot David Cameron whose fath...
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Funny story: George Bush Senior Admits He's Bill Clinton's Father

George Bush Senior Admits He's Bill Clinton's Father

George Bush Sr rocked the political world this morning after a reporter friend of Bill Clinton asked him to have a DNA sample taken and he refused. "Yes, I am the father of Bill Clinton", Bush stated on the noonday press conference. "It's a long s...
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Funny story: FBI's Michael Jackson dossier 'still protecting the Bushes'

FBI's Michael Jackson dossier 'still protecting the Bushes'

Los Angeles - (Risible): Three hundred pages of classified FBI twaddle on Michael Jackson have been published in a massive disinformation blinder. All mention of the real, dark-skinned African American entertainer's death circa 1990 have been sys...
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Breaking News...

Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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