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Funny story:  New explanation for the Pennines

New explanation for the Pennines

A controversial new theory has been unveiled to provide a new reason for the Pennines, the range of hills in the UK that are home to - at any one time - three thousand lost ramblers. The mainstream theory is that Scotland banged into England, and...
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Funny story:  Fuck-you-shima Meltdown Could Trigger Earthquake On Juan de Fuckyou Tectonic Plate

Fuck-you-shima Meltdown Could Trigger Earthquake On Juan de Fuckyou Tectonic Plate

Sasquatch Ass, Washington - Geologists at the Eatshiti Tectonic Institute in Washington Stare are warning of a major earthquake in the Pacific Northwest. The scientists claim any radiation from the burning Fuck-you-shima Nuclear Plant in Japan will...
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Funny story:  Tony Hayward Awarded Coveted Geologist of the Year Award

Tony Hayward Awarded Coveted Geologist of the Year Award

BP CEO, Tony Hayward has just been announced the winner of the Arthur L. Day Medal given by the Geological Society of America for what they claim is his outstanding contribution to bringing geology to the forefront of America's hearts and minds throu...
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Funny story:  Geologist finds Earth's youngest rock

Geologist finds Earth's youngest rock

Often dated at more than two billion years old, rocks are considered to be the oldest parts of our planet. Geologists find them valuable indicators of the Earth's most ancient history. Hubert Groth, an enterprising geologist with the Gerber Insti...
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Funny story:  Be Gneiss and Don't Take Friendships for Granite

Be Gneiss and Don't Take Friendships for Granite

The Geology teacher at my wife's school recently moved with her family to a different part of the country. My wife wanted to send her away with a good-bye letter. Naturally, we can't do things normally in our family. We've learned that the teacher plans to frame this letter and loved it. If you hate puns, you are in for a real groaner here (remember, I said that the woman was a geology tea...
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Funny story:  Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

A recent discovery has led geologists to the conclusion that rocks are indeed made from dust, which is very tightly compacted. This latest discovery has brought chaos to the scientific community and in many other circles, causing the rewrite of sever...
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