86 year old Playboy Bunny, Betty Bingleton, did her back in yesterday while posing for the Halloween special edition of the world famous dirty old man magazine.
BERLIN -- Animal rights activists are demanding that a polar bear born last December at the Berlin Zoo, rejected by its mother and depending on humans to be raised, be killed. They claim Knut's cuteness is against his own animal rights and that...
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