LEXINGTON, KY-A Biblical Archeologist from Transylvania University in Lexington, KY, now claims that the bumper sticker adorning cars and trucks all over the South are wrong. The bumper stickers, claims Dr. Leslie Elohim of the Classics Dept. at Tra...
London - Recording superstar and former front man for the band known as Genesis, Phil Collins, admitted this week that the band was not the first rock band created, despite their name correlating with the name of the first book in the Bible.
And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him someone to hang out with.
And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them.
Adam didn't call them anything, but instead began to shoot them. God shook his head and rolled his eyes.
And the LORD God go...
God woke up one morning, well, it would have been a morning, had he invented them.
"Light!" he said, and so it was. "That's better. I can see where I am going now."
God wanted something different for breakfast on this, he cast around for a new word to describe everything with light in it. He wanted something different for breakfast on this day. That was the word he needed. But what to have?...
Following the long expected retirement of Genesis front man Phil Collins, it has been revealed that his replacement will be a two year old Koi Carp and not the lead singer from Marillion as you might have thought from reading this headline (that'll t...
There has been a distinctly low key reaction in the entertainment world to the news that Phil Collins has announced his retirement from the music business.
The former Genesis drummer , who carved out a successful solo career with albums such as '.
Phil Collins, the former Genesis drummer and solo singer has confirmed reports he is, at last, to retire from the music business.
Collins achieved huge success with Genesis before leaving to go solo in 1999, going on to sell more than 100million a...
According to last night on BBC 4, we are apparently on the verge of a nervous breakthrough. Cell research has progressed to the point where we can make a new generation of the human race without shagging each other. Admittedly that could be a good thing. There never has been any insurance policy against waking up in bed with an absolute minger after several ales.
At first I thought a second gen...
HIAWASSEE,GA--A Towns County Pentecostal preacher shot and critically injured a Nobel Prize Laureate in Paleobiology early Friday morning, claiming the man was the "Biblical Antichrist."
Arrested, while holding the smoking deer rifle, was Bishop...
In a shock statement issued today, the Church Leaders have now denied the existence of Genesis.
I what is likely to prove a very controversial new debate, the Church Leaders have been asked to explain their theory behind the long-standing, and up...
The Story of Creation
Genesis 1:1 - 2:3
In the beginning, before God got to creating stuff there weren't much around. 'Cept darkness and water. Nothing else, though. God would fix that PDQ.
The first day God must've got tired of wandering around in the dark because He made light. I reckon He was happy with it 'cause He seperated from it the dark- sorta like you would put all your bolts in o...
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