PENTAGON (Reuters) - After having condemned gays serving openly in the military, controversial Joint Chief of Staff Chairman General Peter Pace has now announced that he will undergo a sex change operation.
Washington DC - This week General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, in keeping line with his commander-in-chief has offended as many people as one person could in the shortest amount of time. General Pace called lesbian, gay and bis...
Ignoring God's golden rule, "thou shall not kill," General Pace called homosexuality, "immoral," and does not feel that it would be appropriate for homosexual people to serve in the U.S. armed forces. General Pace argued that...
General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.
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