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Funny story: GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle

GM finds the cause of its ignition switch debacle

Detroit - Rabbits' feet have proven to be unlucky for what used to be the world's largest car maker. The key chain charms have been fingered by General Motors engineers as the cause for sudden ignition shutdown that could affect millions of vehicles.
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Funny story: CEOs Form Labor Union,"Justice For Capitalists"

CEOs Form Labor Union,"Justice For Capitalists"

CEOs and CFOs of major U.S. financial institutions have formed a labor union called "Justice For Capitalists." The new group is a pushback response to a movement among shareholders across the U.S. to take back executive salaries and bonuses whe...
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Funny story: General Motors appoint female CEO! She once was a back-seat-driver!

General Motors appoint female CEO! She once was a back-seat-driver!

Ex back-seat-driver, Mary Barra, has moved forward and been appointed the first ever CEO of a major car producing company; General Motors not General Kitchen sinks! Henry Ford has just been heard turning in a Ford Mondeo grave and matcho Mercede...
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Funny story: GM chief confirms super-size Cadillac SUV

GM chief confirms super-size Cadillac SUV

Cadillac will launch a car bigger than Ford's new SUV, the Exaggeration, within the next two years, General Motors CEO Dan Akerson says. The XTS has been the biggest Cadillac, but there have been contradictory reports for at least two years about...
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Funny story: Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Washington,D.C.-In an effort to add another feather to President Obama's anti-terrorist cap, Federal officials are hard at work attempting to track down and kill General Motors. The surprise announcement came from the lips of Vice President Joe Bi...
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Funny story: GM Stock Tanks; Obama Plans Fire Sale of Stock Prior to Election; Blames Henry Ford and Ipad!

GM Stock Tanks; Obama Plans Fire Sale of Stock Prior to Election; Blames Henry Ford and Ipad!

President by Default, Barry Obama, continued his losing streak with the announcement he would be stepping down as CEO of Government Motors (GM) after the stock started to crater dropping 10% below it's initial IPO just months ago. Insiders say t...
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Funny story: GM IPO Just Another Obama Shell Game to Cost Taxpayers!

GM IPO Just Another Obama Shell Game to Cost Taxpayers!

United Auto Union Workers celebrating the latest Ponzi scheme from deep in Michigan at their Black Lake Golf Course and Planning Center, announced that the upcoming GM IPO would help fund their Pensions for at least 6 more months! With Obama owni...
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Funny story: Government Motors (GM) Now Confirmed to be "Dumbest Obama Takeover" as it invests More Taxpayer Money to Acquire Subprime Lender to 'increase sales."

Government Motors (GM) Now Confirmed to be "Dumbest Obama Takeover" as it invests More Taxpayer Money to Acquire Subprime Lender to 'increase sales."

Just a day after the wrecking crew of Chris Dodd & Barney Frank announced their economy shattering new financial legislature set to doom the already shaky private sector, the dynamic duo, known around town by cocktail waitresses as "Gay" and "Not...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton Join Tea Party and Attack Sarah Palin!

Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton Join Tea Party and Attack Sarah Palin!

Detroit MI - What do Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin and Paris Hilton have in common? They all showed up at a recent Tea Party event in Detroit, Michigan. Tiger Woods was in town to sign a new endorsement deal with General Motors. A lucrative deal worth...
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Funny story: GM Goes Totally Green

GM Goes Totally Green

Detroit - General Motors has decided to go green this year. They will sell only vehicles that are painted green from now on. The inspiration for this new trend came from their Advertising Department head Arnie Watanass. "I figure that the America...
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Funny story: Chrysler Vows Profit By 2077

Chrysler Vows Profit By 2077

Chrysler Corp Chairman Tom LaSorda announced today that he sees light at the end of the tunnel for the beleaguered automaker and foresees Chrysler emerging from bankruptcy and making a small profit no later than the fall of 2077. "There are many c...
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Funny story: The Reasons GM Failed, Revealed

The Reasons GM Failed, Revealed

Detroit MI: The Detroit Automotive Digest published the following letter from GM's new CEO that was sent to all GM employees. The letter fills in some key elements leading up to the government bailout and bankruptcy of the giant automaker. OFFICE OF THE GENERAL MOTORS CORPORATION CEO 31 March 2009 TO: GM Management, Labor Unions, an...
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Funny story: Why CEO Really Resigned from GM

Why CEO Really Resigned from GM

In an exclusive interview with the New York Times, the ousted CEO of General Motors explained the reason why he decided to resign. Slurring his words under the blue haze influence of nicotine and Jack, he said that it wasn't the threats against...
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Funny story: Unsafe At Any Speed: Obama Takes the Wheel at GM!

Unsafe At Any Speed: Obama Takes the Wheel at GM!

Detroit,MI/ Car Crash News - In an unprecedented action President Barack "Hot Rod" Obama, effectively seized control of the world's largest automaker by forcing the current CEO to resign. Car aficionados likened the action to Barney Frank taking...
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Funny story: Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."

Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."

(Washington, D.C.) In the CEO Gulfstream jet wake of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler returning to Congress in search of a 34 billion-dollar bailout, a sleigh with a vanity license plate that read simply "S. Claus" touched down in front of the Capit...
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Funny story: Big Three Propose New Plan

Big Three Propose New Plan

The Big Three automakers, General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, disclosed their new plan for using federal dollars to save the US auto industry. Sensitive to public perception after the incident where they flew in separate private jets, the three CEOs w...
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Funny story: Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...
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Funny story: New GM crops acknowledged as a complete failure

New GM crops acknowledged as a complete failure

Despite the debate and discussion explaining the benefits of GM crops, a major producer had admitted that its crop might have been a total failure, offering as it does a calorific and food value content of nil.
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