John Posey of Bent Creek in Washington State says he remembers telling his friends that he intended to vote to legalize marijuana when that initiative was offered on the November 6th ballot.
However, Mr. Posey also stated that he got high on some...
Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...
(Published 2015) LONDON - The results of this years UK General Election are in, and a shocking revelation has occurred.
The Conservatives have won power over the United Kingdom of England Wales and Northern Ireland, even though they got over a thi...
(Published 2015) LONDON - The world looked to Britain to see the results of the 2015 prime minsterial elections, where relative newcomer Presitron was elected.
Representing the robot/machine class of the nation - from factory workers to Roombas.
Coalition deputy leader Nick Clegg has launched the campaign for the Alternative Vote.
Speaking at a conference of small businessmen in Taunton yesterday, Clegg stated that" this is not about me, this is all about introducing a voting system in Br...
Boris Johnson told a shocked Conservative Party Conference today that the General Election must be declared void.
To gasps of incredulity Boris said that if a majority of those entitled to vote did not vote for a particular party then there could...
H&R Block today reported that the company is initiating a search for a new general counsel after its current top attorney, Brian "The Scapegoat" Woram, will get the f--k out of Dodge as of July 2 for a "new leadership opportunity."
Since joini...
Justin Bieber, the boy who duped desperate teens and their corpulent, premenopausal mothers into believing he was attractive, sent to the Phantom Zone with General Zod today, following the discovery that he is a 19 year old Czech woman.
Bieber's h...
David Cameron has put his position as Prime Minister at risk by calling a snap general election for late July. His thinking is to capitalise on England's expected World Cup victory.
Important in his calculations was 'getting rid of the wet blanket...
All the main parties including the incumbent government have admitted their slogans were not worth the envelopes they were scribbled on.
One MP, estimating he could make a cool £1m over the next term scoffed "What is change anyway? Hitler was 'cha...
London, Sunday. Following his less than dignified fall from grace in the national election recently, former PM Gordon Brown, in a fit of pique, has declared that he will raise a people's militia and seize control of Scotland.
"I'll have my vengea...
Many people may be confused about the British Government. Here we provide a cut out and keep guide to the new cabinet.
Prime Minister: Lord Snooty. Old Etonian, Bullingdon Club, champagne swilling Dave the Rave. Likes beating servants and toasting crumpets on teenage boys.
Deputy Prime Minister: Nick Fagg. Promises to do whatever Lord Snooty says in return for a chance to pretend to be the P...
David 'Dave' Cameron has announced that Nick Clegg is going to fag for him at 10 Downing Street. Prime Minister Cameron is looking forward to having Clegg warm his crumpets over the fire.
Cameron, an Old Etonian and a member of the legendary Bulli...
A crowd of reporters were in Downing Street this morning after a microphone stand, left in the road last night by the Prime Minister and later reported stolen, was mysteriously returned by a plain-clothed policeman.
But reporters hoping to catch...
The New British Prime Minister, David Cameron was sensationally left unprotected after the Special Escort Group visited "Rambo's Kebabs" on Bayliss Road in Waterloo for a celebratory snack having got rid of Gordon Brown & his annoying habit of tr...
LONDON - After going through a rock, paper, scissors, ritual, David Cameron has emerged as the new leader of England and the new occupant of 10 Downing Street.
When the new prime minister was asked what some of his initial priorities will be he pa...
Satan has become the new Prime Minister of Heaven, after forming a coalition with Nick Clegg's Liberal Democrats. God has resigned as Prime Minister and an election for leader of the forces of good will follow in July.
Satan was delighted to becom...
David Cameron this evening takes over from the Labour Government.
"I'm grateful for all the Labour Government has done over the last 13 years," he enthused. "I'm grateful for inheriting the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, grateful for the economic d...