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Funny story: Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump is seeking to extend his power-base by putting in a bid to run the British Government, it has been revealed. The American President flew into London, on Air-force one, landing on Buckingham Palace's roof, whilst Teresa May was in ther...
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Funny story: Britain trolls another election

Britain trolls another election

For the third year running, voters in the UK have been asked who they think should lead the country. For the third year running, they have replied "not them". The question of who they actually would like to run the country is still unanswered, but th...
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Funny story: Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...
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Funny story: May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

Fashion on the long winding election road seems to be deadly important. It matters little to none if a politician is able to deal effectively with the EU or our upcoming Brexit begging but it does matter to the wider public what type of shoes their w...
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Funny story: General Election Watch

General Election Watch

In the run up to the General Election the media have moved away from trying to see if Jeremy Corbyn has eaten a baby and actually asked a question or two about the Conservatives "Social Care Plan". Back and to the Left news investigates. Well we'r...
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Funny story: 'Tony the Confessor' blares back

'Tony the Confessor' blares back

Livid at not being asked to lead the Labour charge against Theresa May and the Old Boys, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has pledged he will fight to the death until Britain accepts he's right. "As an ancestor of Ethelred the Unready and, of cour...
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Funny story: Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament. The pollsters have furthe...
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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn has revealed his plan for the 2017 general election, even though polls show that he has almost no chance of victory. He will wear a red pointy hat and boots, and sit on a giant toadstool in his front garden with a fi...
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Funny story: "This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!

"This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!

Now please correct the almighty author of this political spoof; but are we all residing on the same planet as Mrs May or is she so far up her rear end only rhetorical bullshit comes out? The British PM has obviously been studying Thatcher's biogra...
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Funny story: "Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

"Law and Order" Hoover Institute Frames Ed Balls Re: Election Riots

The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis. Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on… Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...
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Funny story: General Election: The Good Goss Recap

General Election: The Good Goss Recap

The General Election is now over, bringing an end to the 'most exciting election ever'. Well, that's what the media was drilling into us. Over £100 million was bet on the outcome of the election, as the nation held its breath to find out the result o...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club back in the saddle again

Hellfire Club back in the saddle again

London - A seedy trifecta of Hellfire Club bastards is back in charge of the British Government tonight. Three former Bullingdon boys - David Cameron, George Osborne and Boris Johnson - are pissing themselves stupid at pulling off a majority in wh...
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Funny story: Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

I'm going to go to the polling station and choose the least despicable of x number cynical warmongers who are bombing people in other countries in the name of their own moral charisma and divine mission, destabilising entire regions purely in the name of their petty self-interest, and deliberately and maliciously placing the wellbeing lives of UK citizens at risk... But you don't go to the pol...
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Funny story: 2015 Election SHOCK result!

2015 Election SHOCK result!

I've just come back in my time machine from 8th with the election result: After a hung parliament Labour bashed out a deal with UKIP. With this new government UKIP will claim victory with Britain's independence from the European Union's 'tyranny'...
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Funny story: UKIP's Tarquin Proclaimeth, Albion Fall Silent!

UKIP's Tarquin Proclaimeth, Albion Fall Silent!

Once, Tarquin Binnett warned us about the damage idle female bishops are doing to all our bathrooms, summoning divine flood-vengeance upon our Englishmen's castles, and leaving the floors wet and untidy. http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201503070309/ukips-tarquin-idle-woman-bishops-naughty-un-british-weather/ But what about the terrible gay warming crisis? You know, there is...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight Independence Party promises referendum following election

Isle of Wight Independence Party promises referendum following election

In a shocking addendum to their manifesto released last week, the Isle of Wight Independence Party (IWIP) has promised the island's residents a referendum on the subject of independence if they are successful in next weeks election. 'If Independen...
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Funny story: Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

Free Viagra for all deserving cases as Brit Top Knobs slug it out for votes

London - Bankers' bonuses in the City of London will be part-paid in Viagra and part in cash in a brand new election initiative by the Conservatives. London-based Hard Times austerity think tank reported today the policy will see bankers able to...
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Funny story: The Election Part Two

The Election Part Two

Part two of our look at the candidates in the upcoming election has us conducting a interview round the back of the houses of Parliament. Inside a large bin where the Lib Dems have their campaign headquarters and we were ushered inside by a blind man being led by another blind man. Nick Clegg was seated on stool made of the last elections manifesto, it looked hollow. He seemed pleased to see us...
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