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Funny story: Conservatives find things that are not the previous Labour Government's fault

Conservatives find things that are not the previous Labour Government's fault

In a sensational disclosure to a Sunday newspaper, David Cameron admitted yesterday that there are some things in life that are probably not the fault of the previous Labour Government. These are: Kim Jon un, the first world war, the second world war...
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Funny story: Somerset housewife denies leaving bath filling while at hairdressers

Somerset housewife denies leaving bath filling while at hairdressers

Housewife Gloria Red-Nees has denied flooding Somerset by leaving the bath taps running while at the hairdressers. Husband, Lord Farquharse Red- Nees said "Oh yes you did" to her this morning. "I bloody well did not" said Gloria to our flooded co...
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Funny story: Spoof Candidate for Election!

Spoof Candidate for Election!

Spoof Candidate, Jeremiah Whoops, is standing in the next General election. 'This is no joke' he told reporters tripping him up on his way to the cabinet 'I really need a pee.' The hacks did not give up and besiged Jeremiah when he emerged. 'I tho...
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Funny story: Most Marijuana Smokers Can't Recall if they Voted to Legalizing Marijuana or Not.

Most Marijuana Smokers Can't Recall if they Voted to Legalizing Marijuana or Not.

John Posey of Bent Creek in Washington State says he remembers telling his friends that he intended to vote to legalize marijuana when that initiative was offered on the November 6th ballot. However, Mr. Posey also stated that he got high on some...
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Funny story: If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

If I had been a cat, then I could have been a dog

Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...
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Funny story: Future News: Conservatives Win Election with 34% of Votes

Future News: Conservatives Win Election with 34% of Votes

(Published 2015) LONDON - The results of this years UK General Election are in, and a shocking revelation has occurred. The Conservatives have won power over the United Kingdom of England Wales and Northern Ireland, even though they got over a thi...
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Funny story: Future News: First Non-White, Non-Christian, Non-Human Prime Minister Elected

Future News: First Non-White, Non-Christian, Non-Human Prime Minister Elected

(Published 2015) LONDON - The world looked to Britain to see the results of the 2015 prime minsterial elections, where relative newcomer Presitron was elected. Representing the robot/machine class of the nation - from factory workers to Roombas.
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Funny story: Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Coalition deputy leader Nick Clegg has launched the campaign for the Alternative Vote. Speaking at a conference of small businessmen in Taunton yesterday, Clegg stated that" this is not about me, this is all about introducing a voting system in Br...
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Funny story: 'General Election Void' says Boris

'General Election Void' says Boris

Boris Johnson told a shocked Conservative Party Conference today that the General Election must be declared void. To gasps of incredulity Boris said that if a majority of those entitled to vote did not vote for a particular party then there could...
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Funny story: First in a Series: H&R Block General Counsel Gets The F--k out of Dodge

First in a Series: H&R Block General Counsel Gets The F--k out of Dodge

H&R Block today reported that the company is initiating a search for a new general counsel after its current top attorney, Brian "The Scapegoat" Woram, will get the f--k out of Dodge as of July 2 for a "new leadership opportunity." Since joini...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Revealed to be Canadian, is Sent to The Phantom Zone With General Zod

Justin Bieber Revealed to be Canadian, is Sent to The Phantom Zone With General Zod

Justin Bieber, the boy who duped desperate teens and their corpulent, premenopausal mothers into believing he was attractive, sent to the Phantom Zone with General Zod today, following the discovery that he is a 19 year old Czech woman. Bieber's h...
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Funny story: Cameron calls snap election

Cameron calls snap election

David Cameron has put his position as Prime Minister at risk by calling a snap general election for late July. His thinking is to capitalise on England's expected World Cup victory. Important in his calculations was 'getting rid of the wet blanket...
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Funny story: All parties admit election slogans were a "running joke"

All parties admit election slogans were a "running joke"

All the main parties including the incumbent government have admitted their slogans were not worth the envelopes they were scribbled on. One MP, estimating he could make a cool £1m over the next term scoffed "What is change anyway? Hitler was 'cha...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown plans revenge for electoral defeat

Gordon Brown plans revenge for electoral defeat

London, Sunday. Following his less than dignified fall from grace in the national election recently, former PM Gordon Brown, in a fit of pique, has declared that he will raise a people's militia and seize control of Scotland. "I'll have my vengea...
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Funny story: Who's Who In New Cabinet

Who's Who In New Cabinet

Many people may be confused about the British Government. Here we provide a cut out and keep guide to the new cabinet. Prime Minister: Lord Snooty. Old Etonian, Bullingdon Club, champagne swilling Dave the Rave. Likes beating servants and toasting crumpets on teenage boys. Deputy Prime Minister: Nick Fagg. Promises to do whatever Lord Snooty says in return for a chance to pretend to be the P...
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Funny story: Cameron Appoints Clegg His Official Fag

Cameron Appoints Clegg His Official Fag

David 'Dave' Cameron has announced that Nick Clegg is going to fag for him at 10 Downing Street. Prime Minister Cameron is looking forward to having Clegg warm his crumpets over the fire. Cameron, an Old Etonian and a member of the legendary Bulli...
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Funny story: Who do they think I am? Asks Cameron

Who do they think I am? Asks Cameron

A crowd of reporters were in Downing Street this morning after a microphone stand, left in the road last night by the Prime Minister and later reported stolen, was mysteriously returned by a plain-clothed policeman. But reporters hoping to catch...
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Funny story: Special Escort Group goes AWOL!

Special Escort Group goes AWOL!

The New British Prime Minister, David Cameron was sensationally left unprotected after the Special Escort Group visited "Rambo's Kebabs" on Bayliss Road in Waterloo for a celebratory snack having got rid of Gordon Brown & his annoying habit of tr...
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

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