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Funny story: Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger go on record to declare they are not gay

Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger go on record to declare they are not gay

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - KISS bassist Gene Simmons and Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger have gone on record to declare to the world that they are not gay and that they are proud heterosexuals. Simmons, who said he's slept with 4,897 women, and Jagge...
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Funny story: Gene Simmons only thinks he has had sex with over four thousand women

Gene Simmons only thinks he has had sex with over four thousand women

Legendary womaniser and guitarist with legendary rock group Kiss, Gene Simmons, has claimed that he has slept with four and a half thousand women over his legendary forty year rock career. "At his height," said former manager, Hans Christian Ander...
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Funny story: Gene Simmons of KISS Says Madonna Has No Business Performing At The Super Bowl Because She Lip Syncs

Gene Simmons of KISS Says Madonna Has No Business Performing At The Super Bowl Because She Lip Syncs

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - KISS bassist Gene Simmons who stars in the cable reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels has really fired off quite a volley at Madonna who has just been selected to perform at the upcoming Super Bowl XLVI (46). Simmons spoke wit...
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Funny story: Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

For Oliver Ebby, President of Brand Services - United (BS-U), compassion struck as he listening to Marketspace, the syndicated financial news hour. "A feature story on BS-U was followed by a piece on AIDS in the porn film industry. There was Mic...
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Funny story: Gene Simmons Admits Tongue On Steroids

Gene Simmons Admits Tongue On Steroids

The George Mitchell Report on major league baseball players has caught a strange fish in it's net. Former Kiss star, Gene Simmons, has been using steroids on his tongue. "How we got Simmons piss samples mixed in with all the others, I don't know.
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Funny story: KISS Does Condi

KISS Does Condi

On tour in Sweden: KISS--the iconic supreme rock band--has added Condoleeza Rice under their belt as a fan (or perhaps a groupie)?...
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