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Funny story:  Spelling Bee Winner prepares for life of ridicule

Spelling Bee Winner prepares for life of ridicule

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md.- Snigdha Nandipati a 14-year-old of San Diego won the 85th Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday night when she correctly spelled the word "guetapens," which means a trap or ambush. Although Nandipati took home a $35,000...
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Funny story:  Computer geek builds software for the process of teleportation

Computer geek builds software for the process of teleportation

17 year old computer-freak, Glenn Davidson, of New York, achieved a breakthrough in the process of teleportation of physical matter. The geek has built a software by the name of 'Great Escape' that uploads/scans any physical matter, including living...
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Funny story:  Tonight!  Tonight!  A tribute to geeks!

Tonight! Tonight! A tribute to geeks!

It's been a really, really messed up week These memories of Christmas bringing days of torture So my boyfriend texted and broke up with me He's an Arlington douche and it's time for me to un-friend him La la la Bah Humbug la la la Wanna death stick? la la la Bah Humbug la la la We're really raving tonight, tonight There's a party at the big dome top of the dome Tonight, tonight were...
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Funny story:  Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...
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Funny story:  Astronomers Spend Ten Years Researching for Poster

Astronomers Spend Ten Years Researching for Poster

Researchers at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics have recently released the most complete 3D map of the known universe. The 2MASS Redshift Survey project took the better part of ten years to complete and spans a whopping 380 million lig...
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Funny story:  Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Whistleblower Julian Assange bears an uncanny resemblence to the gay shop assistant on "Are You Being Served." He has a wispy, almost albino appearance. The blond geek bears a strong resemblance to the snidey blond boy in Harry Potter, who is his worst enemy at Hogwarts. By looking at this man's wispy slightly camp appearance it is hard to see how he could have been able to 'rape' two robust...
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Funny story:  Facebook Founder - 'I'm no Geek'

Facebook Founder - 'I'm no Geek'

Mark Zuckerberg has come out fighting against the persistent rumours and allegations that he is in fact a Geek. The rumours have been flying around the net, following the release of 'The Social Network', a Hollywood dramatization of Facebook foun...
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Funny story:  Facebook Geek Saves World From Disaster

Facebook Geek Saves World From Disaster

Silicon Valley USA: Facebook went off line for 20 minutes last night, causing the asteroid Armageddon13 to change course for earth. Military scientists have known Armageddon 13 to pose a serious threat to earth for 17 years. Facebook was conceive...
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Funny story:  Social Networking Tools Make You a Sedentary Fat Bastard

Social Networking Tools Make You a Sedentary Fat Bastard

Studies by the World Health Organization consortium known as the "Gastro-Intestinal Researchers, Therapists and Hospitals", have indicated that the typical social networking tool addict, has a 97% chance of being or becoming a grotesquely fat bastard...
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Funny story:  Linux fans flock in mutual self-congratulation

Linux fans flock in mutual self-congratulation

Dozens of fans of the open-source computer operating system Linux congregated at the Craterton Civic Center this weekend. Presentations centered around the convention's theme, "Linux: Not for Dummies." "Why put up with the security holes and blo...
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Funny story:  Beware Geeks Bearing Gas

Beware Geeks Bearing Gas

In the seaside community of Nags Head, on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, a new concept in the dispensing of gasoline is being tested on tourists as well as the locals. Just off Virginia Dare Trail stands the community's only 24-hour, fully au...
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Funny story:  Computer Illiterate Man Buys IPhone, Finds Himself on Internet Bathroom Live Cam

Computer Illiterate Man Buys IPhone, Finds Himself on Internet Bathroom Live Cam

A mature man, mature in age and life experiences, but yet infantile in his appreciation and understanding of the computer technology age, was greatly embarrassed today to find his images topping 2m hits on a bathroom live cam after he purchased an IP...
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Funny story:  Anthropologist discovers tribe of 'shy geeks' in rain forest

Anthropologist discovers tribe of 'shy geeks' in rain forest

Snorri Oluffssonn, an anthropologist with the Ollvigg Larrsenn Center for Ethnographical Studies, has discovered a lost tribe of geeks living in the rain forest of the Amazon. 'It's quite amazing what has happened to the tribe in only two generati...
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Funny story:  Dress code found to make a difference to network performance.

Dress code found to make a difference to network performance.

An IT team in Australia have conclusive evidence on improving slow network performance: professional attire matters. Normally IT staff stick to comfortable t-shirts, shorts and less than formal polo shirts. Management had a different view, team...
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Funny story:  National Express - Train Nerd debate hots up

National Express - Train Nerd debate hots up

The debate into banning train nerds from stations in order to peruse their hobbies is hotting up. Supreme train geek Pete Waterman responsible for a string a shite pop songs in the eighties said "This is diabolical, National Express are putting an en...
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Funny story:  Geek Squad Nerd Crashes World Economy

Geek Squad Nerd Crashes World Economy

Financial experts across the globe were shocked today when it was discovered that the world financial system was crashed by a Ex-Geek Squad nerd. Norbert Nobals confessed to hacking into the US Stock Exchange. He reportedly made it appear that the...
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Funny story:  Scientists to stop recruiting Nerds

Scientists to stop recruiting Nerds

Scientists are to cease the age-old policy of only recruiting from the ranks of nerds, losers, geeks and wimps. Instead, they will now seek future scientific geniuses from groups comprised of stoned teenagers, beauty queens, muscle men and surfers...
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Funny story:  White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

White and Nerdy Goes Blacker than Black Gansgta

From mowing the lawn and playing Minesweeper, Michigan nerd Tim has gone from "White and Nerdy" to "Blacker than Black Gansgta."...
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