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Funny story:  Gazza's Middle East Mission

Gazza's Middle East Mission

The world of international diplomacy was today shaken to it's core by the announcement of the new Middle East peace envoy. Mr Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, 43 spoke of his vision of Jew reaching out to Arab to usher in an age of enlightenment to the...
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Funny story:  Libyan ship with Gazza aid docks in Newcastle

Libyan ship with Gazza aid docks in Newcastle

Tyne/Wear - (Rehab Mess): A Libyan ship carrying aid for the tormented former England footballer has docked in Newcastle. The emergency response vessel has been sent by Colonel Gaddafi after he heard how brave Gazza tried to offer succour (sic) to...
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Funny story:  Israel's New Secret Weapon in Gaza Blockade

Israel's New Secret Weapon in Gaza Blockade

Just one week after its attack on the Gaza flotilla Israel unleashed a controversial new weapon to stop more ships challenging its blockade - Old Spice cologne. Just before 01:00 GMT an Israeli chinook sprayed 40 litres of the stuff over the passa...
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Funny story:  Goldman Bachs 'Sale and Leaseback' of Gaza Strip

Goldman Bachs 'Sale and Leaseback' of Gaza Strip

Global investment banking group Goldman Bachs is involved in a complex financial transaction in which it is to buy the Gaza Strip and lease back the territory at a nominal rent. Commentators are calling the move groundbreaking, since banks have ne...
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Funny story:  Israel attack ghost ship Mary Celeste off the Gaza coast!

Israel attack ghost ship Mary Celeste off the Gaza coast!

The ghost ship, Mary Celeste, was seen drifting off of the Gaza coast and the Israeli's immediately sent their naval forces out to deal with the intruder. After observing the ship and believing it was another bunch of do-gooding Turks, Palestinian...
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Funny story:  Irish ship Rachel Corrie due to arrive in Gaza

Irish ship Rachel Corrie due to arrive in Gaza

The Irish aid ship, MV Rachel Corrie, is headed for the territorial waters of Gaza, estimated to arrive at 0600 BST (0900 local) today. On Friday, crew member Jenny Graham said they remained determined to dock in Gaza. Despite this determination,...
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Funny story:  New Eastern Med Cruise Craze

New Eastern Med Cruise Craze

A new Turkish cruise line, Flotilla Cruises, believes it has hit upon the ideal holiday for credit-crunched holidaymakers and it seems to be making quite a splash. The line's MD, Mr Fud Ayd told us the secret behind the success: "Our boats...
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Funny story:  Israel Wins Paintball Match Off Gaza

Israel Wins Paintball Match Off Gaza

Israel seals another win to further strengthen it's bit to uproot record for Most Kills, held, ironically, by the Nazi Germans of '43. The Freedom Flotilla played a different game compared to Israel: mostly defensive, and on their knees. But Israe...
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Funny story:  Israeli Jets Fire on Flock of Doves

Israeli Jets Fire on Flock of Doves

Tel Aviv, Israel: International condemnation has followed an attack by the Israeli air force on a flock of doves flying over Israeli airspace towards Gaza that is feared to have left many of the birds dead. Humanitarian organisations and charities...
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Funny story:  'The Great Escape', starring Benjamin Netanyahu, opens

'The Great Escape', starring Benjamin Netanyahu, opens

At cinemas across the world today, 'The Great Escape' opened to rave reviews and huge box office receipts. The movie stars Benjamin Netanyahu, and is about a massive and daring escape from a huge prisoner of war camp in the Middle East, 'Gaza 17'. The camp is controlled by fanatical Nazionists, who have surrounded it with miles of barbed wire and land mines, and occasionally use it as target pr...
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Funny story:  UN Investigation Concludes: 'Israel Fought In A War'

UN Investigation Concludes: 'Israel Fought In A War'

The UN has completed a report accusing Israel of going to war with Hamas in Gaza. "We have irrefutable evidence that Israel did fight in a war in Gaza", a UN spokesman said. The report accuses Israel of using weapons in the war, including bombs...
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Funny story:  Gaza Walls Breached Again

Gaza Walls Breached Again

In 2006 and 2008 the walls of the Gaza Collective Punishment Camp were breached by Palestinians, desperate for food, water, medicine and all the other necessities of life that their Israeli jailers were depriving them of. On both occasions the scenes...
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Funny story:  Israel And Palestine Unite Against Gaza Strip Club

Israel And Palestine Unite Against Gaza Strip Club

News is emerging tonight that arch-nemeses Israel and Palestine have finally found common ground, in their joint disgust at the grand opening of a new venue on the Gaza Strip called The Gaza Strip Club. On hearing of this immorally indulgant teas...
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Funny story:  Large Marijuana Farm Discovered in Gaza

Large Marijuana Farm Discovered in Gaza

Gaza City: Israeli forces discovered a large underground Marijuana farm located inside Gaza City during their short visit. As Iranian rockets were being smuggled into Gaza through Hamas built tunnels, boxes of little green Marijuana cigarettes were b...
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Funny story:  For Sale sign appears in the Gaza

For Sale sign appears in the Gaza

Estate agents Roquet & D'Iptherius today put up the Gaza Strip for sale, and a huge, dark green sign was put up on top of the ruins of a school, with the cleverly-worded phrase 'For Sale' written on it. The sign was soon shot down by an Israeli s...
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Funny story:  Gaza City renamed the Warsaw Ghetto

Gaza City renamed the Warsaw Ghetto

Today the Israeli government renamed Gaza City as the 'Warsaw Ghetto'. Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said: 'We checked our history books, and realised that Gaza had turned into a place that is very similar to the Warsaw Ghetto. The Nazis took all the Po...
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Funny story:  A Thousand Dead Gazan Corpses Argue for Peace

A Thousand Dead Gazan Corpses Argue for Peace

In a seemingly supernatural event, a thousand dead Gazans called out as with one voice for salaam and shalom. The thunderous sound of their voices contrasted dramatically with Barack Obama's silence since the Israeli invasion of gaza began. The o...
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Funny story:  Prophet Mohammed Makes A Profit In Gaza

Prophet Mohammed Makes A Profit In Gaza

The Prophet Mohammed - may he be treated like a god, like Christians treat Jesus - today thanked the Israeli Defense Force for making his religion a healthy profit. 'Yes', he said, 'things weren't looking so good for me, then the Israelis started...
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