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Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Funny story: Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers recent comments seemingly to support Israeli actions, backfired as her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon took revenge. Apparently sick of being associated as Joan Rivers loyal plastic surgeon, he had been subjected to daily protests from anti...

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Gazan estate agents protest saying Hamas is bad for business leads to overthrow of regime - Foxtons set to open first local branch

Funny story: Gazan estate agents protest saying Hamas is bad for business leads to overthrow of regime - Foxtons set to open first local branch

Following weeks of aerial bombardments on Gaza, local estate agents, having watched as their business and client base collapsed overnight and living on their last bit of commission, marched through downtown Gaza demanding an end to the madness. L...

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Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit

Funny story: Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit

The fall out continues from the resignation of Baroness Warsi over the governments stance on Gaza. Eye witnesses have come forward who recall being at a pub quiz earlier in the summer, when the Israel and Palestine issue first flared up, as the catal...

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Gene Simmonds to Buy Gaza Strip

Stinking rich hyper-mega-rock-star Gene Simmonds, who made his trillions leading the heavy-metal band CHISZ, announced his plan to bring peace to the Middle East today. "I've just inked a deal to buy the Gaza strip, and am negotiating an offer on...

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Britain Declares War on Gaza

Funny story: Britain Declares War on Gaza

The wanton destruction of Britain's most famous iconic site, Eastbourne Pier, by a missile fired from Gaza has left the British Government with no option. War has been declared on Gaza. 'We must defend our shores from the terrorist enemy' decla...

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The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

Funny story: The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight

JERUSALEM--Settling, once and for all, the Old Testament challenge, "Whose God is greater, mine or thine?" the three Abrahamic religions--Judaism, Christianity, and Islam--will meet in a cage fight in Jerusalem next week. Three champions have been c...

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Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Funny story: Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies

Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel has delivered a special address to the US Congress yesterday, along the theme of "Carnage in the Gaza Strip is regrettable, but not our fault." He was then recipient of the "It's Not Our Fault" award. A second...

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Prime Minister steps on tongue, silence follows

Funny story: Prime Minister steps on tongue, silence follows

The Prime Minister addressed reporters, cameras flashed, the room listened seriously. With rockets raining down the Iron Dome Missile Defense System is nearly perfect in dealing with the problem. Thanks to this System very few rockets are getting through. They are not a serious threat. A pause, also known as a pregnant moment, occurred. Silence in the news room. Eyes looked...

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Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Funny story: Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's attack on the Gaza Strip is located inside a just and merciful response to Hamas rockets, echoed by President Obama's, "No country on Earth would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its bord...

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Grief, Sadness and Then Anger At Tragic Loss of Live Overwhelms Social Media

Social media was a buzz with outpourings of immense grief, a sense of universal loss and then feelings of anger; after it was announced actor James Garner, whose whimsical style in the 1950s TV Western "Maverick" led to a stellar career in TV and fil...

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Mylie Cyrus Cancels Gaza Strip Tour

Funny story: Mylie Cyrus Cancels Gaza Strip Tour

Pop Slut Superstar Mylie Cyrus posted on her Facebook page today that she is cancelling her upcoming Gaza Strip concert tour due to the escalating "war and stuff" in the region. "I know my fans in Gaza will be really heartbroken that I'm not comin...

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President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

Funny story: President contracts new misspeaking disease is rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital

Doctors at Mt. Sinai Hospital are not yet clear on a peculiar new disease affecting the President, where he is temporarily hospitalized. The problem emerged directly after his return from a retreat at Camp David where he spent solitary time ponde...

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Yellow Card for Israel

Israel have been handed a yellow card in their match against Gaza. The ref thought the tackling of four children was a little off limits and warned Israel that next time they will get...another yellow card. The ref explained to an angry Israeli au...

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President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

Funny story: President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms. Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur...

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Gazza's Middle East Mission

The world of international diplomacy was today shaken to it's core by the announcement of the new Middle East peace envoy. Mr Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, 43 spoke of his vision of Jew reaching out to Arab to usher in an age of enlightenment to the...

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Libyan ship with Gazza aid docks in Newcastle

Funny story: Libyan ship with Gazza aid docks in Newcastle

Tyne/Wear - (Rehab Mess): A Libyan ship carrying aid for the tormented former England footballer has docked in Newcastle. The emergency response vessel has been sent by Colonel Gaddafi after he heard how brave Gazza tried to offer succour (sic) to...

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Israel's New Secret Weapon in Gaza Blockade

Funny story: Israel's New Secret Weapon in Gaza Blockade

Just one week after its attack on the Gaza flotilla Israel unleashed a controversial new weapon to stop more ships challenging its blockade - Old Spice cologne. Just before 01:00 GMT an Israeli chinook sprayed 40 litres of the stuff over the passa...

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Goldman Bachs 'Sale and Leaseback' of Gaza Strip

Funny story: Goldman Bachs 'Sale and Leaseback' of Gaza Strip

Global investment banking group Goldman Bachs is involved in a complex financial transaction in which it is to buy the Gaza Strip and lease back the territory at a nominal rent. Commentators are calling the move groundbreaking, since banks have ne...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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