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Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

Funny story: Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

A hot-air balloon enthusiast who has, for years, harbored aspirations of making a round-the-world navigation, has set off on the journey in a specially-designed enormous condom in the colors of the LGBT movement. The pilot's name is Gaston Faggé,...

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Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Funny story: Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Now we all know the world is going bananas, but the latest news from inside the Sesame Street walls to hit the outside world makes Trump look like an innocent imbecile (which, of course, he is). A sex scandal is enraging adults (are the really?),...

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Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

Funny story: Heatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!

It seems that the incredible European heatwave has more consequences than hot, sweaty bodies, people escaping to waterholes, burnt grass, forest fires, lack of booze, tarmac melting, OAPs dropping dead, and our world is nearing an apocalyptic end, NO...

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Australia to introduce Gay Apartheid

Australian Minister for Foreign Affairs, Julie Bishop, has announced that the Australian government plans to introduce a Gay Apartheid policy at Christmas. A senior minister in the ruling Liberal-Nazis-And-Trickle-Down-Christian-Pedophiles-And-Wife-B...

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Gay Characters Might Exist in the MCU, Says Gunn

Funny story: Gay Characters Might Exist in the MCU, Says Gunn

Comic Book News- Over the last few years, some adult comic book fans have argued for diversity within the Marvel Macrocosm. Prior to the 2017 announcement that the company would be making "Mysterious Panther" and "El Cap-e-tan Marvel Guy," the stu...

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Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

Funny story: Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

"What's that Bi+ch doing on this plane and why is she in the economy area?!" An angry passenger travelling on the same Jet Blue Airline flight from NY to Florida screamed at stewardesses demanding that Ivanka Trump and her family be ejected or put in...

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Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

Funny story: Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

The Police Service of Northern Ireland has broken records worldwide today as they began their new anti-drugs campaign and immediately reduced Belfast's drug consumption to zero. However, gay rights activists have called the campaign "crass" and "unbe...

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Supreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment

Funny story: Supreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment

Washington DC - Writing for the majority, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that religious groups who want to worship without having sodomites doing it in their pews will have to "shut up and deal with it or face the full coercive, incendiary wrath of...

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Elton John wants intimate, private meeting with Putin!

Funny story: Elton John wants intimate, private meeting with Putin!

Campaigning for gay rights in Russia, Elton John, has gone public and requested a very private meeting with mega-macho-hetero-President Putin! Putin replied in his typical stern, diplomatic manner; "Dear Elton, I have a perfect idea where you c...

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Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage

Funny story: Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage

Tampa, Florida - With his eye towards a centrist electorate in a general election race between himself and Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush today said that "the Supreme Court's word is not final and the gay marriage debate w...

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Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Funny story: Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Washington, D.C - How do you cap off a Democratic Presidency that seems to have gotten almost nothing done for nearly eight long years? Well, a good way to start is to gather all the whack job liberals you can find after a really gruesome, racially m...

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First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

Funny story: First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...

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Cabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure

Funny story: Cabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure

Shergar, County Louse - A semi-skilled cabinet maker in Ireland has come out in pubic as the first openly Irish government minister in the hystery of the traditionally conservative Catholic country. The annoucement this weekend by carpentry minist...

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Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

He finally mustered up enough fortitude and courage to do it. However, once Parker Williams stepped out the closet, revealing his homosexuality to the world, his father, Frank Williams, was standing right there. "He made me go right back in,"...

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John Boner Switches Position On Gays

Funny story: John Boner Switches Position On Gays

In the past, Speaker of The House of Representatives John Boner said," Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman," Boehner said. "All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. An...

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Gay student won't stand in straight line

When Dylan White's 4th grade teacher, Cheryl Glands, asked him to stand in a straight line before gym class last week, he answered her: "No." White, who is openly homosexual, said he refuses to be, "Coerced into societally-constructed sexual comp...

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Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Funny story: Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Personal trainer Marcelo Menzies strongly denied his homosexuality to his friends and family today despite weeks of rumours indicating he was gay. Menzies decided to put the issue to bed using the talents of his incredible singing voice singing...

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Cumbersome acronym to be changed

Funny story: Cumbersome acronym to be changed

The history of the gender and sexual orientation equality movement in the world can be traced through its acronym, which has evolved over time. Originally there was just gay, but then lesbians wanted to be separated from gay, and LG was formed. Fo...

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