New Martinsville, WV--Attendants at the Deutmeyer family dinner reported mixed emotions Thursday night, as the progressive stance on homosexuality of Martin Deutmeyer, 84, was marred by family patriarch referring to homosexuality as "the gay", "the q...
The Supreme Court will hear arguments for two potentially-landmark cases for gay marriage this week. Here's a look back at some of the pivotal decisions the Court has rendered on in its history.
1857: Perhaps the most criticized ruling of all-time, the court holds in Dred Scott v. Sandford that people of African descent are not actually human beings. Oddly, no black people were even involved in...
Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents.
US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...
SAN FRANCISCO, California (ABSNN) - The City Board of Supervisors of San Francisco voted 6-5 Tuesday to prohibit Bay Area residents ever again getting nekkid. Even showering in the nude is now a felony crime.
"All forms of nekkidness is hereby and...
ATLANTA GA (AP) The Chick-fil-A fast food chain announced yesterday that it would be dropping its popular "Waffle Fries" from its menu and replacing them with a new fried potato product.
At a press conference, Chick-fil-A spokesman Ted Haggard ex...
San Francisco- In an interview with "Gay News of the World" Woody Allen who has dodged questions of his sexuality for years because of his petite, girlish figure, announced that, "I am happy to say that I am a fortunate homosexual. I am very blessed...
Washington DC: VP Biden let the proverbial cat out of the bag when he said he's "absolutely comfortable" with gay couples who marry getting the same civil rights and liberties as heterosexual couples. This statement has led President Obama to reconsi...
The NFL selection committee has booked The Village People to perform at the halftime show in 2013's Superbowl. Some people have been debating the sanity of the people booking the halftime show in recent years saying their acts don't represent the mac...
Washington, D.C.-President Obama has been urged by gay rights activists to once again consider gay marriage after another very public falling out with his wife, Michelle. Rumors about the couple's difficulties have been circulating for months but too...
Chancellor George Osboring has put forward plans to tax Gay men. His new stealth tax will be brought into force in the next tax year without a commons vote.
Mr Osboring said; "Gay men spend far to much money on curtains cushions rugs piercings and...
After U.S. President Obama met with Ireland's political leadership, he made it a point to branch out into the countryside and meet business and social leaders in and around the town of Moneygall, where one of his Irish ancestors came from.
Firs...
One day after revealing that Navy Chaplains must perform same sex marriages, the Navy Department reversed itself saying new information had come to light that Captain John Paul Jones and Admiral 'Bull' Halsey were NOT GAY as previously thought!
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President Barack Obama, recently revealed as a Panty Waist himself, continued his assault on the readiness of military personnel by ordering Navy Chaplains to perform same sex marriages between Able Bodied Semen(sic), should they be so inclined.
T...
Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman's car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor's...
(Published 2071) LAYER G, CHICAGO - Students at SanDisk High School were shocked at how their predecessors ignored gay rights.
Although today, the class learnt, homosexuals, transgenders and others are accepted as part of modern society, in the ea...
A gay woman from London today revealed her shame on national radio. "I can confirm that Jonathon Ross is my dad", said the woman.
"This has been something of a family secret but we all agreed that if anyone ever asked, we would answer honestly.
Scottish singer Susan Boyle shocked the world as she announced in a press conference today that she is the mother of the baby born to famous gay couple Sir Elton John and David Furnish.
"When Sir Elton approached me, I thought, well, there's one m...
A sneak peak at the Spoof's almanac for 2011 predicts the effects of waning readership tastes regarding female genitalia, but rising interest in male enhancement techniques
as the world's population of heterosexuals continues to decline.
Citing...