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Funny story: Obama To Kenya - "Leash and Scoop Up After Your Dogs and Then Make Kenya Gay Friendly"

Obama To Kenya - "Leash and Scoop Up After Your Dogs and Then Make Kenya Gay Friendly"

Nairobi, Kenya - A day after being taken to task by Kenyan President Kenyatta Uhuru for "talking incessantly" about gay rights during a trip that was supposed to entail discussions security cooperation in Kenya's fight against Islamist insurgents, Pr...
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Funny story: Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Nairobi, Kenya - Stopping in his ancestral home on his tour of Africa, Obama chided Kenya's President for not focusing his energies first and foremost on chiding and deriding his own people for not embracing homosexuality. "To be sure, Kenya does...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez supports her friend Maximilian

Jennifer Lopez supports her friend Maximilian

Jennifer Lopez mentored her friend Maximilian after he had a hemorrhoid operation in New York City. She showed up with gifts at the hospital to cheer Max up. She brought him flowers and a music CD of Madonna's song "Like A Virgin." They met...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage

Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage

Tampa, Florida - With his eye towards a centrist electorate in a general election race between himself and Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush today said that "the Supreme Court's word is not final and the gay marriage debate w...
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Funny story: Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Left Wing Liberal Nuts Go On A Run For The Ages!

Washington, D.C - How do you cap off a Democratic Presidency that seems to have gotten almost nothing done for nearly eight long years? Well, a good way to start is to gather all the whack job liberals you can find after a really gruesome, racially m...
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Funny story: Homosexual Gun Nut To Run For Republican Nomination, "I Would Stop Sucking Cock If That's What It Took To Protect Your Guns"

Homosexual Gun Nut To Run For Republican Nomination, "I Would Stop Sucking Cock If That's What It Took To Protect Your Guns"

Dubuque, Iowa - Calling himself "the homo your mama was phobic of", Thomas Birch says he's running for the Republican nomination to be President. Saying it's time for the Republican Party to confront homosexuality "dick to face," Thomas Birch has...
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Funny story: Gay Teacher Fired

Gay Teacher Fired

West Hoben, CT - Bucking a national trend of increasing tolerance towards full acceptance of homosexuality, a rural Connecticut school district has fired an 8th grade English teacher because he is gay. "By taking a dick in and/or up his ass, he vi...
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Funny story: First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...
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Funny story: Indiana Governor Signs Bill Changing State Motto To "The Gravity Boot State"

Indiana Governor Signs Bill Changing State Motto To "The Gravity Boot State"

Terra Haute- In what many consider a desperate attempt to redeem his state's image after a religious toleration law was met with massive disapproval from media commentators and CEO's, Indiana Governor Mike Pence today signed into law the first of man...
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Funny story: Cabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure

Cabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure

Shergar, County Louse - A semi-skilled cabinet maker in Ireland has come out in pubic as the first openly Irish government minister in the hystery of the traditionally conservative Catholic country. The annoucement this weekend by carpentry minist...
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Funny story: Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

He finally mustered up enough fortitude and courage to do it. However, once Parker Williams stepped out the closet, revealing his homosexuality to the world, his father, Frank Williams, was standing right there. "He made me go right back in,"...
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Funny story: John Boner Switches Position On Gays

John Boner Switches Position On Gays

In the past, Speaker of The House of Representatives John Boner said," Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman," Boehner said. "All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. An...
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Funny story: Gay student won't stand in straight line

Gay student won't stand in straight line

When Dylan White's 4th grade teacher, Cheryl Glands, asked him to stand in a straight line before gym class last week, he answered her: "No." White, who is openly homosexual, said he refuses to be, "Coerced into societally-constructed sexual comp...
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Funny story: Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Personal trainer Marcelo Menzies strongly denied his homosexuality to his friends and family today despite weeks of rumours indicating he was gay. Menzies decided to put the issue to bed using the talents of his incredible singing voice singing...
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Funny story: Cumbersome acronym to be changed

Cumbersome acronym to be changed

The history of the gender and sexual orientation equality movement in the world can be traced through its acronym, which has evolved over time. Originally there was just gay, but then lesbians wanted to be separated from gay, and LG was formed. Fo...
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Funny story: Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Gay marriage and gay rights are causing the wild weather including droughts in California and snow storms in the South, scientists at the Christian Creationists and Scholars Institute have discovered. "Our three year study of weather patterns and...
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Funny story: I'm not happy, but I'm gay, Putin will reveal at Olympics closing ceremony

I'm not happy, but I'm gay, Putin will reveal at Olympics closing ceremony

Sources characterized as "intimates" of Russian President Vladimir Putin say that he will disclose his homosexuality in a "personal but not overly emotional fashion" during closing ceremonies for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games on Sunday. Russ...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Although Phil Robertson and A&E have settled their differences with each other, everyone thought things would be OK, but the first new show of the season dropped 30% from it's previous season-ending episode. So what happened? Our viewers of...
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Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease
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