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Funny story: Gay student won't stand in straight line

Gay student won't stand in straight line

When Dylan White's 4th grade teacher, Cheryl Glands, asked him to stand in a straight line before gym class last week, he answered her: "No." White, who is openly homosexual, said he refuses to be, "Coerced into societally-constructed sexual comp...
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Funny story: Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Personal trainer Marcelo Menzies strongly denied his homosexuality to his friends and family today despite weeks of rumours indicating he was gay. Menzies decided to put the issue to bed using the talents of his incredible singing voice singing...
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Funny story: Cumbersome acronym to be changed

Cumbersome acronym to be changed

The history of the gender and sexual orientation equality movement in the world can be traced through its acronym, which has evolved over time. Originally there was just gay, but then lesbians wanted to be separated from gay, and LG was formed. Fo...
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Funny story: Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Climate Study Proves Gays are Cause of Weather

Gay marriage and gay rights are causing the wild weather including droughts in California and snow storms in the South, scientists at the Christian Creationists and Scholars Institute have discovered. "Our three year study of weather patterns and...
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Funny story: I'm not happy, but I'm gay, Putin will reveal at Olympics closing ceremony

I'm not happy, but I'm gay, Putin will reveal at Olympics closing ceremony

Sources characterized as "intimates" of Russian President Vladimir Putin say that he will disclose his homosexuality in a "personal but not overly emotional fashion" during closing ceremonies for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games on Sunday. Russ...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Although Phil Robertson and A&E have settled their differences with each other, everyone thought things would be OK, but the first new show of the season dropped 30% from it's previous season-ending episode. So what happened? Our viewers of...
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Funny story: Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

With the recent legalisation of gay marriage, Coronation Street bosses have written the most unique fictional wedding in history as Roy Cropper and Haley Patterson tie the knot in a full church wedding. "Roy and Haley had a civil partnership back...
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Funny story: Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Parliament passed the bill that legalised gay marriage in the UK, albeit with some stumbles along the way. News of the bill's passing was greeted by high-pitched cheers from the assembled, and well dressed, crowd outside the Houses of Parliament.
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Funny story: Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

New Martinsville, WV--Attendants at the Deutmeyer family dinner reported mixed emotions Thursday night, as the progressive stance on homosexuality of Martin Deutmeyer, 84, was marred by family patriarch referring to homosexuality as "the gay", "the q...
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Funny story: Famous Supreme Court Cases

Famous Supreme Court Cases

The Supreme Court will hear arguments for two potentially-landmark cases for gay marriage this week. Here's a look back at some of the pivotal decisions the Court has rendered on in its history. 1857: Perhaps the most criticized ruling of all-time, the court holds in Dred Scott v. Sandford that people of African descent are not actually human beings. Oddly, no black people were even involved in...
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Funny story: Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents. US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...
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Funny story: San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

San Franciso bans nekkidness--'All nekkidness'

SAN FRANCISCO, California (ABSNN) - The City Board of Supervisors of San Francisco voted 6-5 Tuesday to prohibit Bay Area residents ever again getting nekkid. Even showering in the nude is now a felony crime. "All forms of nekkidness is hereby and...
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Funny story: Chick-fil-A to Drop Waffle Fries from Menu: Too Gay

Chick-fil-A to Drop Waffle Fries from Menu: Too Gay

ATLANTA GA (AP) The Chick-fil-A fast food chain announced yesterday that it would be dropping its popular "Waffle Fries" from its menu and replacing them with a new fried potato product. At a press conference, Chick-fil-A spokesman Ted Haggard ex...
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Funny story: Woody Allen has revealed that he is a gay man

Woody Allen has revealed that he is a gay man

San Francisco- In an interview with "Gay News of the World" Woody Allen who has dodged questions of his sexuality for years because of his petite, girlish, figure announced that, "I am happy to say that I am a fortunate homosexual. I am very blessed...
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Funny story: Democratic Presidential Campaign Strategy "Evolving"

Democratic Presidential Campaign Strategy "Evolving"

Washington DC: VP Biden let the proverbial cat out of the bag when he said he's "absolutely comfortable" with gay couples who marry getting the same civil rights and liberties as heterosexual couples. This statement has led President Obama to reconsi...
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Funny story: Village People to Perform at Superbowl Halftime Show 2013

Village People to Perform at Superbowl Halftime Show 2013

The NFL selection committee has booked The Village People to perform at the halftime show in 2013's Superbowl. Some people have been debating the sanity of the people booking the halftime show in recent years saying their acts don't represent the mac...
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Funny story: Obama Urged to Consider Gay Marriage

Obama Urged to Consider Gay Marriage

Washington, D.C.-President Obama has been urged by gay rights activists to once again consider gay marriage after another very public falling out with his wife, Michelle. Rumors about the couple's difficulties have been circulating for months but too...
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Funny story: Government bring in tax on Gay Men

Government bring in tax on Gay Men

Chancellor George Osboring has put forward plans to tax Gay men. His new stealth tax will be brought into force in the next tax year without a commons vote. Mr Osboring said; "Gay men spend far to much money on curtains cushions rugs piercings and...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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