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Stephen Fry believes he is a reincarnated Oscar Wilde!

Bafta host and high-brow comic, so gay in a Parisian way, Stephen Fry, has revealed he believes his past life led him to where he is now; a hunted, wounded clown! After being rather rude to several BAFTA winners, Fry told his I year-old husband (N...

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Queen Defends The Fabulous

The Queen of the Purple Isles has hit back at suggestions that The Fabulous should be banned from socialising with so-called 'Ordinaries'. Harry Rump of the Roundguts claimed that The Fabulous are a bizarre group who differ on every conceivable so...

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Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Funny story: Repressed gay man reaffirms his heterosexuality via song to friends, family

Personal trainer Marcelo Menzies strongly denied his homosexuality to his friends and family today despite weeks of rumours indicating he was gay. Menzies decided to put the issue to bed using the talents of his incredible singing voice singing...

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German gay soccer star is straight!

Funny story: German gay soccer star is straight!

Thomas Hitzelberger, after announcing to the world that he is gay, actually meant he is "happy" and used gay in its original form to explain how he feels today, gay in other words. The soccer world has gone completely crazy in supporting Thomas an...

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Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Delusions and American Social Cohesion in Jeopardy, Experts warn

WEST MONROE, LA--Phil Robertson, star of A&E's Duck Dynasty, got into trouble with his politically incorrect comments about homosexuality being un-Christian. For financial reasons, A&E stood by Mr. Robertson, Duck Dynasty will continue filmin...

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Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Funny story: Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...

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Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

Funny story: Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

"I know what the problem is", Granger told his wife, Henry. "We were all lovey dovey until the marriage then you just got used to me so now you have to take a Viagra pill every night!" Of course, Henry stated that it was because of all the medicat...

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Jesus abandons the USA on a gay day!

Funny story: Jesus abandons the USA on a gay day!

Somewhere in the USA: It has been reported by those who should know better and do not, that Jesus, yes him not imposters, has turned his back on the USA but not in a gay way. After the US courts decided to recognise same-sex marriages as legal, Je...

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It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Funny story: It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give...

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State Sues Man for Child Support After Supplying Lesbian Couple with Sperm

Funny story: State Sues Man for Child Support After Supplying Lesbian Couple with Sperm

William Marotta was going through the Craig's list wanted section when he happened upon a request from a lesbian couple for a sperm donation so they could conceive a child. William being a good neighbor decided to rub one out, put his man juice in...

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Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!

Funny story: Ronaldo and Messi clash even before a ball has been kicked in vain in Spain!

The world's best two footballers, Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd die-hard Rooney fans would argue about the statement, but they're blind!) are about to go head to head even before a single ball is kicked in the Primera Liga. The UEF...

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Gay Gordon can now marry his partner in Scotland at last!

Funny story: Gay Gordon can now marry his partner in Scotland at last!

Scotland has decided to allow "Gay Gordon" to marry his male partner at last because the Scots have given their approval to gay marriages. This decision has deep reverberations for Scottish males who have always been regarded by the rest of the world...

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Superbowl Turns 10,000 Straight, Married Men Gay

Funny story: Superbowl Turns 10,000 Straight, Married Men Gay

Once the end credits rolled and the Superbowl went to the NY Giants a lot of the viewers felt somehow different. Superbowl XLVI had many hetro males in the audience reeling from all the gayness in the game this year. First it was the David Beckha...

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Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Funny story: Pop star backs Fulham plans to increase Craven Cottage capacity

Pop star and erratic driver George 'Greekius' Michalos today backed plans for London football club Fulham to increase the capacity to their stadium. "I love it. I'm always up for a bit of the cottaging. Especially on Saturday afternoon when the gr...

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Chicago Gays welcome Christian prophet into their bars!

Funny story: Chicago Gays welcome Christian prophet into their bars!

It seems that God, after losing many of his earthly flock (except the blue-rinse brigade) has decided to recruit in other areas because the Christian churches are pretty empty these days. He has sent his prophet, Andrew Mann (straight by the way)...

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Elton John's life to be filmed it promises to be a 'gay' old affair!

Funny story: Elton John's life to be filmed it promises to be a 'gay' old affair!

Reg Dwight is to have his life filmed and his 'Gay' followers just can't wait to see him, his husband, Freddy Mercury, Boy George, George Michael, Ricky Martin, etc, all in action at some of the "parties" he held at his mansion. Reg's life is "...

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Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Funny story: Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John and his partner David Furnish have at last agreed to have a baby, after years of agonising. "The problem was," says Elton," we considered there were far too many backward children in the world without producing another." However in...

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Exclusive: Santa Claus Comes Clean With 'I'm Gay' Statement

Funny story: Exclusive: Santa Claus Comes Clean With 'I'm Gay' Statement

Santa Claus, jolly fat man and present giver to children, was yesterday sensationally outed as being gay. The rotund, bearded buffoon, was snapped at a supermarket in a tender embrace with an unidentified male. Speaking from his home in Lapland...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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