A gay man has spoken of his "shock" and 'Amazement" at being featured in numerous spoof headlines these past few months.
Larry Sabu, 20, said he was simply "minding my own business" while "cruising" the internet for pictures of human-shaped vegeta...
A gay man has crushed his nuts.
Larry Sabu, 20, whipped them out and then began churning the handle until they were well and truly broken up.
And then he ate them: yes, 'Gay man eats his nuts' is always a worthy headline.
"I quite enjoy a sn...
A gay man is angry and offended that his ground-breaking research into cures for Cancer, Heart Disease, Alzheimer's Disease and the Common Cold are being ignored purely on the grounds of his gayness.
Larry Sabu, 20, says that he has been busy work...
A gay man has bought a house next to a school in a quiet suburb of Scunthorpe and upset the respectable residents who fear their male children will become 'victims of a monster'.
Larry Sabu, 20, said it is a "nice area" and that he is "thrilled th...
A gay man has written a tell-all book which reveals the sordid details of his life using a roll of toilet paper and his penis.
Larry Sabu, 20, said he was too lazy to learn to use a typewriter, so decided instead to use whatever was closest to han...
A gay man has reported that nothing remotely interesting happened to him today.
Larry Sabu, 20, a well-known member of the local homosexual league, told us that he spent the entire day free from fey innuendo or press titillating shite.
"I got u...
An overtly gay motorist was in trouble with police last week after driving repeatedly past a school in Manchester, and frightening children by indiscriminately sounding his car horn in their vicinity.
Larry Sabu, 20, even after his birthday, incur...
A gay man pottering about his garden summoned the assistance of a passing teenage schoolboy when he discovered that his garden hose was blocked.
Larry Sabu, 20, was attempting to wash his pink VW Beetle in the driveway of his house when he noticed...
A gay artist has dumbfounded locals in his village by giving permission for children to climb all over a marble sculpture he erected in the towns square.
Larry Sabu, 20, said that he wants to bring his art to as wide an audience as possible - pref...
Well-known local gay man Larry Sabu, 20, has spoken about his preparations for his upcoming 21st birthday.
Speculation has been rife about how much sex and debauchery Larry will indulge in. The local newspaper even suggesting that it would be an '...
A gay man has spoken openly about his likes, in bed.
Larry Sabu, 20, said that he likes nice, big, hard coconuts to be covered in hair and with "nice sized holes" for his fingers to linger in.
Larry was speaking to a food magazine about what a...
A gay man has shocked his neighbours by revealing that a spoof writer for the local newspaper is an invention of his - and emerged from his anus.
Larry Sabu, 20, said he was at home in bed, sitting on his lovers face one day, when he decided to co...
A gay man has been given a stern telling off for taking a bunch of under-age boys of the back passage.
Larry Sabu, 20, was told that he was helping the lads avoid paying the entrance fee to see a Ronnie Corbett one-man show at the local theatre.
A gay man got a close up look at a young lad's tool while visiting the local school during an open day promoting evening courses for adults.
Larry Sabu, 20, straddled a workbench as he prised open a young teenage boy's monkey-wrench and examined i...
New hot shit Aston Villa forward Darren Bent had the shock of his life after encountering a crazed homosexual fan in the communal jacuzzi brandishing two plastic footballs.
Larry Sabu, 20, emerged from the bubbling watery pool of pleasure and trie...
A gay man raised thousands of pounds for a local charity by offering to shave a monkey's arse. For free.
Larry Sabu, 20, a regular visitor to gay bars and male brothels on the high street, spent an evening in his house shaving the monkey's arse wi...
A gay man was given a stern ticking-off from the local judge yesterday after being caught causing a public nuisance.
Larry Sabu, 20, was in a slightly drunken haze after a night's entertainment at the Blue Oyster Bar, when he stumbled down the str...
A gay man has ended up in hospital after an innocent game of Operation went horribly wrong.
Larry Sabu, 20, was indulging in the popular table-top children's game with some 'young' associates when he accidentally stumbled.
"I was holding the tw...