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Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Funny story: Gay British Satirists Come Out Of The Closet And Stick Two Defiant Fingers Up To The World!

Shocking revelations from the UK today as a close knit group of satirists, known as 'The Coal Hole In The Wall Gang' finally bowed to unrelenting pressure from extreme masculinists, and came out of the closet waving pink chiffon scarves, whilst proud...

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Tom Robinson Band To Reissue 'Glad To Be Gay' In Honour Of Spoofers

Funny story: Tom Robinson Band To Reissue 'Glad To Be Gay' In Honour Of Spoofers

70's 'new wave' rockers, the Tom Robinson Band, of 2-4-6-8-Motorway fame, are to reissue their classic track 'Glad To be Gay' in tribute to an intrepid if somewhat ragtag band of Spoof writers, who are apparently as gay as a box of pink marshmallows...

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Gay Man Amazed to Discover How much He appears in Spoof Headlines

Funny story: Gay Man Amazed to Discover How much He appears in Spoof Headlines

A gay man has spoken of his "shock" and 'Amazement" at being featured in numerous spoof headlines these past few months. Larry Sabu, 20, said he was simply "minding my own business" while "cruising" the internet for pictures of human-shaped vegeta...

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Gay Man Puts His Nuts through the Grinder

Funny story: Gay Man Puts His Nuts through the Grinder

A gay man has crushed his nuts. Larry Sabu, 20, whipped them out and then began churning the handle until they were well and truly broken up. And then he ate them: yes, 'Gay man eats his nuts' is always a worthy headline. "I quite enjoy a sn...

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Gay Man Annoyed that his Scientific Studies are Being ignored

Funny story: Gay Man Annoyed that his Scientific Studies are Being ignored

A gay man is angry and offended that his ground-breaking research into cures for Cancer, Heart Disease, Alzheimer's Disease and the Common Cold are being ignored purely on the grounds of his gayness. Larry Sabu, 20, says that he has been busy work...

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Gay Man Lives Next to School

Funny story: Gay Man Lives Next to School

A gay man has bought a house next to a school in a quiet suburb of Scunthorpe and upset the respectable residents who fear their male children will become 'victims of a monster'. Larry Sabu, 20, said it is a "nice area" and that he is "thrilled th...

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Gay Man Writes Autobiography with his Penis

Funny story: Gay Man Writes Autobiography with his Penis

A gay man has written a tell-all book which reveals the sordid details of his life using a roll of toilet paper and his penis. Larry Sabu, 20, said he was too lazy to learn to use a typewriter, so decided instead to use whatever was closest to han...

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Nothing Particularly Interesting Happens to Gay Man

Funny story: Nothing Particularly Interesting Happens to Gay Man

A gay man has reported that nothing remotely interesting happened to him today. Larry Sabu, 20, a well-known member of the local homosexual league, told us that he spent the entire day free from fey innuendo or press titillating shite. "I got u...

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Gay Man Honks His Horn And Scares Children

Funny story: Gay Man Honks His Horn And Scares Children

An overtly gay motorist was in trouble with police last week after driving repeatedly past a school in Manchester, and frightening children by indiscriminately sounding his car horn in their vicinity. Larry Sabu, 20, even after his birthday, incur...

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Gay Man makes Teenage Boy Blow his Garden Hose

Funny story: Gay Man makes Teenage Boy Blow his Garden Hose

A gay man pottering about his garden summoned the assistance of a passing teenage schoolboy when he discovered that his garden hose was blocked. Larry Sabu, 20, was attempting to wash his pink VW Beetle in the driveway of his house when he noticed...

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Gay Man lets Teenage Boys Climb all over his Erection

Funny story: Gay Man lets Teenage Boys Climb all over his Erection

A gay artist has dumbfounded locals in his village by giving permission for children to climb all over a marble sculpture he erected in the towns square. Larry Sabu, 20, said that he wants to bring his art to as wide an audience as possible - pref...

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Gay Man Larry Sabu, 20, To Celebrate 21st Birthday

Funny story: Gay Man Larry Sabu, 20, To Celebrate 21st Birthday

Well-known local gay man Larry Sabu, 20, has spoken about his preparations for his upcoming 21st birthday. Speculation has been rife about how much sex and debauchery Larry will indulge in. The local newspaper even suggesting that it would be an '...

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Gay Man Likes His Nuts Big and Hairy In Bed

Funny story: Gay Man Likes His Nuts Big and Hairy In Bed

A gay man has spoken openly about his likes, in bed. Larry Sabu, 20, said that he likes nice, big, hard coconuts to be covered in hair and with "nice sized holes" for his fingers to linger in. Larry was speaking to a food magazine about what a...

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Gay Man Creates Spoof Writer From Turd

Funny story: Gay Man Creates Spoof Writer From Turd

A gay man has shocked his neighbours by revealing that a spoof writer for the local newspaper is an invention of his - and emerged from his anus. Larry Sabu, 20, said he was at home in bed, sitting on his lovers face one day, when he decided to co...

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Gay Man Takes Schoolboys up the Back Passage

Funny story: Gay Man Takes Schoolboys up the Back Passage

A gay man has been given a stern telling off for taking a bunch of under-age boys of the back passage. Larry Sabu, 20, was told that he was helping the lads avoid paying the entrance fee to see a Ronnie Corbett one-man show at the local theatre.

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Gay Man Examines local Schoolboy's Tool

Funny story: Gay Man Examines local Schoolboy's Tool

A gay man got a close up look at a young lad's tool while visiting the local school during an open day promoting evening courses for adults. Larry Sabu, 20, straddled a workbench as he prised open a young teenage boy's monkey-wrench and examined i...

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Gay Man Visits Darren Bent in Dressing Room and Tries to Get his Balls Signed

Funny story: Gay Man Visits Darren Bent in Dressing Room and Tries to Get his Balls Signed

New hot shit Aston Villa forward Darren Bent had the shock of his life after encountering a crazed homosexual fan in the communal jacuzzi brandishing two plastic footballs. Larry Sabu, 20, emerged from the bubbling watery pool of pleasure and trie...

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Gay Man Shaves a Monkey's Arse

Funny story: Gay Man Shaves a Monkey's Arse

A gay man raised thousands of pounds for a local charity by offering to shave a monkey's arse. For free. Larry Sabu, 20, a regular visitor to gay bars and male brothels on the high street, spent an evening in his house shaving the monkey's arse wi...

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