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Funny story: Are You Gay or Straight?

Are You Gay or Straight?

Are You Gay but don't Know it? Maybe you don't shave twice a day, have seven girlfriends for each day of the week and have an interest in meditation?.. well this post is for you. If you are female maybe you have bigger questions in your life outside of ... "What do I do if I get pregnant?" Your REAL identity can be discerned easily. Are you really homosexual and don't know it? So homosexual in...
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Funny story: Gov. Pat McCrory, NC: "We don't want them homos and queers here, or them transponders or cross puzzlers!"

Gov. Pat McCrory, NC: "We don't want them homos and queers here, or them transponders or cross puzzlers!"

Governor Pat McCrory held a news conference in Raleigh this morning to explain his support of the House bill eliminating protection for LBGT residents of his state. "We don't want them homos and queers here in our great state," said McCrory. We don'...
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Funny story: Putin Invites Gays to Russia for Sex

Putin Invites Gays to Russia for Sex

The Supreme Leader of Father Russia, Vladimir Putin has taken to the airwaves to declare that his country is a secret sexual haven for gays. On an LGBT radio show, the Fatherland's leader criticised the rest of the world's treatments of homosexual...
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Funny story: Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Morehead, Rowan County, KY - Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has nearly completed her preparations to become a martyr and speaker on the subject of the abomination of same-sex marriage. Davis decided earlier this year that she wanted to make a caree...
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Funny story: New England/Scotland Partnership

New England/Scotland Partnership

Politicians in London emerged from the basement at 10 Downing Street after spending 3 weeks sequestered in a marathon brainstorming session to contrive a scheme to quash the Scottish rebellion and subjugate them with draconian punitive measures. T...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage

Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Gay Marriage

Tampa, Florida - With his eye towards a centrist electorate in a general election race between himself and Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush today said that "the Supreme Court's word is not final and the gay marriage debate w...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"

Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"

Odessa Tx:Sen Ted Cruz(R)TX has a secret, and he is about to expose it in an upcoming issue of "Horse and Hound" magazine. Cruz has been busy doing a cover shoot for the equestrian inclined mag since April. "I'm sooooo excited about this cover...
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Funny story: Innocent gay teens exposed to sleazy side of mainstream

Innocent gay teens exposed to sleazy side of mainstream

"It started with that bottle of tequila" says Danny, jumping as his new husband unexpectedly puts a comforting hand on his shoulder. Danny is an 18 year old fine arts major at Northeastern University, here in Vegas with his Boston posse for the weekend. We find him dressed to kill in a slimming sheer black tank top and extra-short shorts, exiting The Love-Shack Temple of Love on the arm of a ta...
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Funny story: Real anti-gay ballot proposal unconstitutional

Real anti-gay ballot proposal unconstitutional

Today, the Supreme Court of California declared the Sodomite Suppression Act unconstitutional. In a rare moment of almost unanimity the court found that requiring gays and lesbians to post pictures of themselves having sexual acts was patently uncons...
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Funny story: Bakers prosecuted over 'homophobic' fairy cakes

Bakers prosecuted over 'homophobic' fairy cakes

Dublin, Eire - A Mountjoy Square bakers is being taken to court about its 'homophobic' fairy cakes and family recipe chocolate fudge muffins. Brothers Eamonn and Seamus O'Gateau who run the Mountjoy Bun-in-the-Oven Bakery have been ordered to st...
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Funny story: Florida Stands It's Ground

Florida Stands It's Ground

While Indiana Navy veterans have been hand wringing over whether or not the Religious Freedom Restoration Act/[S.B.568] would include past youthful indiscretions at sea; some eye-popping legislative initiatives in Florida have slipped right through t...
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Funny story: Gay Penguin book banned in US!

Gay Penguin book banned in US!

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
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Funny story: Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Pope Francis decided enough is enough and has told the Vatican not to acknowledge the existence of a gay French ambassador who should have taken his position in Rome. The Vatican does not mind gay priests spreading their gospels all over the plan...
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Funny story: First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...
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Funny story: California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Jerry Brown today signed a bill clarifying his state's controversial "gay freedom" laws, which critics said gave business owners a legal defense to discriminate against heterosexuals. A "fix" to California's la...
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Funny story: Indiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"

Indiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"

Governor Pence and Indiana's state legislature clarified today the poorly worded Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) that was signed into law last week. According to their clarification, the intent of the law is to enable business owners to prot...
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Funny story: Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Consumers, tired of having companies lecture to them about what's hip and cool and, well, morally right, are fighting back. "If Starfuchs want my five buck, none their baristas better be lecturing me bout how to live my life," Black Panther Sam Ho...
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Funny story: California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

SACRAMENTO, CA - In response to a measure to allow killing of gays in California, Nigel Reynolds, attorney for the California gay rights group, "Gay Advocacy Group" (GAG), has filed a petition with the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris, to a...
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