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Funny story: Aaron Hernandez has a friend in prison

Aaron Hernandez has a friend in prison

Aaron Hernandez, the former New England Patriots star has revealed to Gay Magazine that he is enjoying a stress-free existence with his friend inside the Bristol County House of Corrections, Massachusetts. In a letter to his wife, Shayanna Jenkins...
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Funny story: Bakers prosecuted over 'homophobic' fairy cakes

Bakers prosecuted over 'homophobic' fairy cakes

Dublin, Eire - A Mountjoy Square bakers is being taken to court about its 'homophobic' fairy cakes and family recipe chocolate fudge muffins. Brothers Eamonn and Seamus O'Gateau who run the Mountjoy Bun-in-the-Oven Bakery have been ordered to st...
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Funny story: Bruce Jenner reveals that Elvis Presley was Gay as a Jaybird

Bruce Jenner reveals that Elvis Presley was Gay as a Jaybird

Bruce Jenner comes out with a stunning revelation that Elvis Presley was really a woman. He recently opened up to his family that Elvis has known since the age of 5 that he was a female. Family sources reveal to Gay Magazine, Bruce told the fa...
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Funny story: Republican Hopeful Marco Rubio, "I Would Happily Eat The Right Testicle Of A Gay Gingerbread Man Left For Santa By Lesbian Test Tube Grandma"

Republican Hopeful Marco Rubio, "I Would Happily Eat The Right Testicle Of A Gay Gingerbread Man Left For Santa By Lesbian Test Tube Grandma"

Tampa Bay, Florida - Republican Presidential Candidate Marco Rubio had hoped saying he would attend a gay wedding if invited would be the end of him having to comment on hypothetical homosexual scenarios, but his answer has only encouraged more quest...
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Funny story: Florida Stands It's Ground

Florida Stands It's Ground

While Indiana Navy veterans have been hand wringing over whether or not the Religious Freedom Restoration Act/[S.B.568] would include past youthful indiscretions at sea; some eye-popping legislative initiatives in Florida have slipped right through t...
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Funny story: Joe Biden, "I Would Attend A Gay Wedding If I Was Homeless and Starving"

Joe Biden, "I Would Attend A Gay Wedding If I Was Homeless and Starving"

Washington DC - Vice President Joe Biden was stopped yesterday by a group of reporters and asked if he would attend a gay wedding. The Vice President said at first "hell no" and asked reporters if he "looked like some kind of a fag?" The Vice Presid...
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Funny story: Gay Penguin book banned in US!

Gay Penguin book banned in US!

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos! Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many ma...
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Funny story: Obama Worried His Evolution On Gay Marriage May Have Been A Spontaneous Genetic Mutation

Obama Worried His Evolution On Gay Marriage May Have Been A Spontaneous Genetic Mutation

Kingston, Jamaica - In a question answer session with Jamaican third and fourth graders at a roadside school, President Obama fielded questions about his own marijuana use, whether he would like a few bong hits for the road, and what prompted his evo...
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Funny story: Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Pope Francis decided enough is enough and has told the Vatican not to acknowledge the existence of a gay French ambassador who should have taken his position in Rome. The Vatican does not mind gay priests spreading their gospels all over the plan...
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Funny story: First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...
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Funny story: Indiana Governor Signs Bill Changing State Motto To "The Gravity Boot State"

Indiana Governor Signs Bill Changing State Motto To "The Gravity Boot State"

Terra Haute- In what many consider a desperate attempt to redeem his state's image after a religious toleration law was met with massive disapproval from media commentators and CEO's, Indiana Governor Mike Pence today signed into law the first of man...
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Funny story: Gerbil Hordes Flee Indiana Following Governor's Promise To Protect Gay Rights

Gerbil Hordes Flee Indiana Following Governor's Promise To Protect Gay Rights

Indianapolis - Governor Mike Pence of Indiana told reporters today that his state's legislature should "fast track" legislation barring discrimination against homosexuals. Minutes later, people all over the state reported seeing hordes of gerbils run...
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Funny story: California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Jerry Brown today signed a bill clarifying his state's controversial "gay freedom" laws, which critics said gave business owners a legal defense to discriminate against heterosexuals. A "fix" to California's la...
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Funny story: Conservative Bakers Vow To Take Dumps In Gay Wedding Cake Batters

Conservative Bakers Vow To Take Dumps In Gay Wedding Cake Batters

St. Louis, MO - Fearing that it will soon be mandatory to bake and design wedding cakes for gay marriages, religiously conservative bakers are vowing a massive campaign of civil disobedience, warning gay couples to go to liberal bakers for their cake...
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Funny story: Indiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"

Indiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"

Governor Pence and Indiana's state legislature clarified today the poorly worded Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) that was signed into law last week. According to their clarification, the intent of the law is to enable business owners to prot...
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Funny story: Michael Sam "Other Gay NFL Players Have Reached Around To Me"

Michael Sam "Other Gay NFL Players Have Reached Around To Me"

Washington DC - He may not actually be with an NFL team right now, but that doesn't stop Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted by an NFL team, from suggesting very strongly he is. In a speech at the Holocaust Museum in the nation's capita...
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Funny story: Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Consumers, tired of having companies lecture to them about what's hip and cool and, well, morally right, are fighting back. "If Starfuchs want my five buck, none their baristas better be lecturing me bout how to live my life," Black Panther Sam Ho...
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Funny story: California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

SACRAMENTO, CA - In response to a measure to allow killing of gays in California, Nigel Reynolds, attorney for the California gay rights group, "Gay Advocacy Group" (GAG), has filed a petition with the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris, to a...
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Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
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