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Funny story: Obama Worried His Evolution On Gay Marriage May Have Been A Spontaneous Genetic Mutation

Obama Worried His Evolution On Gay Marriage May Have Been A Spontaneous Genetic Mutation

Kingston, Jamaica - In a question answer session with Jamaican third and fourth graders at a roadside school, President Obama fielded questions about his own marijuana use, whether he would like a few bong hits for the road, and what prompted his evo...
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Funny story: Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Vatican refuses to acknowledge gay French ambassador because he's not a priest!

Pope Francis decided enough is enough and has told the Vatican not to acknowledge the existence of a gay French ambassador who should have taken his position in Rome. The Vatican does not mind gay priests spreading their gospels all over the plan...
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Funny story: First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...
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Funny story: Indiana Governor Signs Bill Changing State Motto To "The Gravity Boot State"

Indiana Governor Signs Bill Changing State Motto To "The Gravity Boot State"

Terra Haute- In what many consider a desperate attempt to redeem his state's image after a religious toleration law was met with massive disapproval from media commentators and CEO's, Indiana Governor Mike Pence today signed into law the first of man...
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Funny story: Gerbil Hordes Flee Indiana Following Governor's Promise To Protect Gay Rights

Gerbil Hordes Flee Indiana Following Governor's Promise To Protect Gay Rights

Indianapolis - Governor Mike Pence of Indiana told reporters today that his state's legislature should "fast track" legislation barring discrimination against homosexuals. Minutes later, people all over the state reported seeing hordes of gerbils run...
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Funny story: California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Jerry Brown today signed a bill clarifying his state's controversial "gay freedom" laws, which critics said gave business owners a legal defense to discriminate against heterosexuals. A "fix" to California's la...
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Funny story: Conservative Bakers Vow To Take Dumps In Gay Wedding Cake Batters

Conservative Bakers Vow To Take Dumps In Gay Wedding Cake Batters

St. Louis, MO - Fearing that it will soon be mandatory to bake and design wedding cakes for gay marriages, religiously conservative bakers are vowing a massive campaign of civil disobedience, warning gay couples to go to liberal bakers for their cake...
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Funny story: Indiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"

Indiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"

Governor Pence and Indiana's state legislature clarified today the poorly worded Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) that was signed into law last week. According to their clarification, the intent of the law is to enable business owners to prot...
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Funny story: Michael Sam "Other Gay NFL Players Have Reached Around To Me"

Michael Sam "Other Gay NFL Players Have Reached Around To Me"

Washington DC - He may not actually be with an NFL team right now, but that doesn't stop Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted by an NFL team, from suggesting very strongly he is. In a speech at the Holocaust Museum in the nation's capita...
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Funny story: Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Consumers, tired of having companies lecture to them about what's hip and cool and, well, morally right, are fighting back. "If Starfuchs want my five buck, none their baristas better be lecturing me bout how to live my life," Black Panther Sam Ho...
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Funny story: California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

SACRAMENTO, CA - In response to a measure to allow killing of gays in California, Nigel Reynolds, attorney for the California gay rights group, "Gay Advocacy Group" (GAG), has filed a petition with the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris, to a...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren's Son, "I'm a Heterosexual"

Elizabeth Warren's Son, "I'm a Heterosexual"

Boston - Calling his mother a "manipulative, lying, exploitive, self-serving, opportunist," Dave Warren, her eldest son, adamantly denied being gay. "Mom outed me to a group of fund raisers so she could get their money. She likes to portray hersel...
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Funny story: St. Patrick's Day Parade Gay Pride Participants Say Other Ethnic Groups "Can Go To Hell"

St. Patrick's Day Parade Gay Pride Participants Say Other Ethnic Groups "Can Go To Hell"

Chicago - Gay groups allowed to participate in Chicago's Saint Patrick's Day Parade held a press conference to celebrate the parade organizers "openness to homosexuality" but told reporters not to confuse "being gay' with "liking the English." "T...
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Funny story: Queen Defends The Fabulous

Queen Defends The Fabulous

The Queen of the Purple Isles has hit back at suggestions that The Fabulous should be banned from socialising with so-called 'Ordinaries'. Harry Rump of the Roundguts claimed that The Fabulous are a bizarre group who differ on every conceivable so...
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Funny story: Phil Spector to marry Dwight Howard

Phil Spector to marry Dwight Howard

Phil Spector has gotten a license to marry his lover, mass murderer Dwight Howard. The couple share a cell together in one of Americas toughest prisons. Spector hopes the state will give him a sex change. He is already on hormone therapy and wear...
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Funny story: Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe

Vice-President Bidet explains away "butt buddy" gaffe

Speaking to a crowd in Iowa, U. S. Vice-president-in-Charge-of-Vice Joe Bidet outed himself as a "recovering homosexual" today. Before an audience of ten or fifteen supporters, Bidet gave a shout out to an old friend, calling, "Neal Smith, old but...
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Funny story: Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

WASHINGTON, DC - Citizens in all 50 states should be forced by the Supreme Court to be gay-married, President Barack Obama has decreed. The directive marks another phase in Obama's progressive shift on gay marriage, which has included declarations...
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Funny story: TLDC Announces ''Coming Out" - A Boot Camp for "Future Homos"

TLDC Announces ''Coming Out" - A Boot Camp for "Future Homos"

Mitchell Schlockmeister - Head of TLDC TV (The Learning Disabled Channel formerly just TLC) made the following announcement today at swank Beverly Hills Hotel, reported here in full. Well here comes another winner from TLDC with positive social benefits to boot. You know when we changed our name to more accurately reflect our audience demo's we also promised to get more serious about "LEARNI...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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