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Funny story: Dorking to get an international airport?

Dorking to get an international airport?

The small Surrey town of Dorking is to get London's fifth international airport. Although officially part of Gatwick, the Dorking airport will have all its own facilities, including duty free and a Tie Rack. "This extension to Gatwick will crea...
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Funny story: Jade Goody's mother Jackiey sparks security alert at airport after joking 'I've got a pig'

Jade Goody's mother Jackiey sparks security alert at airport after joking 'I've got a pig'

Jade Goody's mother Jackiey Budden sparked a security scare at Gatwick airport yesterday after joking that she was carrying a pig in her luggage. The 51-year-old was strip-searched and questioned for 45 minutes after making the ill-advised quip du...
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Funny story: Boris suggests second airport to replace Gatwick be located in Merseyside

Boris suggests second airport to replace Gatwick be located in Merseyside

Hot on the heels of a Thames Estuary airport to replace Heathrow, Boris Johnson, the affable Mayor of London, has suggested that a second London airport to replace Gatwick should be built off the coast in Merseyside. He said: "Having insulted the...
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Funny story: Director of BAA admits it was all a mistake

Director of BAA admits it was all a mistake

The Director of BAA, the British Airports Authority, Mr Peter Flypast, has admitted that his company's ownership of several British airports including Heathrow, Gatwick and Edinburgh was all a big mistake. He said: "My wife, Mrs Flypast and I, wer...
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