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Funny story: New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

Fuel experts revealed on Sunday night a shocking new report which stated that petrol stations across the country had been diluting the petrol they were selling with the food spread Marmite. An unknown source from an unnamed oil company defended...
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Funny story: A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...
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Funny story: Oil Companies Have Skewered Idea Of The Spirit Of Christmas

Oil Companies Have Skewered Idea Of The Spirit Of Christmas

Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is supposed to be about. This is due to their RAISING the price of gasoline for the holiday week instead of in the spirit of Christmas lowering i...
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Funny story: Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

It's a weird sight here in Kentucky when you look down the road and heading towards you are three big fat women sliding on their butts. But that is beginning to become the norm around here. Apparently, in order to save money on gas, several women...
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Funny story: National Gas Prices Rise

National Gas Prices Rise

The arrival of the summer driving is still months away, so why are gasoline prices rising? That's the question we posed to oil industry representative Marvus Danderlogg, who explained that there are numerous reasons behind the recent spike at the pu...
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Funny story: Office of Fair Trading to investigate fuel prices

Office of Fair Trading to investigate fuel prices

The Office of Fair Trading is to investigate fuel prices in Britain for the first time. "I went to put some petrol in my car," said Hilary Dale, who heads up the Price Fixing division at the Office of Fair Trading. "It cost me seventy pounds!"...
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Funny story: Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold resident Stan Finley, 49, came out the Harfold Gas & Supplies in a much different state than when he went in. He entered, just as he had any other work day, ready to run the cash register. He came out, however, with the hel...
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Funny story: Petrol stations caught using random number generators for petrol prices

Petrol stations caught using random number generators for petrol prices

Drivers have long seen petrol prices change every time that they pass the same petrol station. It turns out now that the price being set bares no relation to the price of oil. Instead, each petrol station has a random number generator built into the...
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Funny story: Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

Man who took Tories' 'Emergency Jerry Can Of Petrol' advice in Tottenham Court Road siege - report

London - A man armed with six jerry cans of premium unleaded gasoline is causing havoc in Central London this afternoon. Police have surrounded a Tottentham Court Road property amid reports of a siege involving hoarded petrol from last months' Tor...
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Funny story: MP says "I've solved the impending motor fuel crisis"

MP says "I've solved the impending motor fuel crisis"

Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich has hit the headlines again after a long absence, for controversial comments he has made concerning the impending motor fuel supply crisis. In an interview on Around Anglia t...
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Funny story: The Government planned the fuel crisis

The Government planned the fuel crisis

A leaked memo from 10 Downing Street has revealed that the panic buying at the pumps was planned by the ConDems to help raise two billion pounds to cover the deficit created by the reduction in tax rate. David Cameron has denied that the memo is a...
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Funny story: Fuel tanker drivers vote yes to disrupting more traffic than usual

Fuel tanker drivers vote yes to disrupting more traffic than usual

Fuel tanker drivers have voted in favour of obstructing markedly more journeys than usual in an ongoing row over safety conditions which have seen them placed in a similar amount of danger to someone trying to over-take one of their vehicles, the Uni...
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Funny story: UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

Washington DC: An extremely bright light was visually observed hovering high over the White House. The light could be seen as far away as Chicago IL, yet area air traffic control RADAR screens were completely blank. The light was definitely identi...
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Funny story: President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!

President Obama Admits He Wants Gas Prices To Hit $8.00 A Gallon!

President Obama finally came out and told the truth about ending oil lines from Canada, preventing drilling for more oil in the Gulf of Mexico and every other place that he can. "Above all, I'm an environmentalist", he told reporters today. "Look...
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Funny story: Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas

Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas

Houston, Texas -- As gasoline prices ratchet up past the $4-a-gallon mark, the oil industry is preparing a more luxurious way to present its increasingly costly product to consumers. "Think expensive fragrances, top-shelf liquor and premium cosmet...
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Funny story: Pub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!

Pub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!

The pub price for a pint of beer is to go up - again. Brewers say the increase, of around 10p a pint, is necessary because poor harvests have forced up the cost of malting barley. The price hike will bring the average price of a pint to £3.10p from t...
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Funny story: Urine For a Ride: New Car Fueled by Pee

Urine For a Ride: New Car Fueled by Pee

Cruise Control meets Bladder Control - Automaker Key-Yah Motors, in an effort to lead the pack in development of hybrid vehicles, announced the 2013 Key-Yah Pia - the first automobile fueled by human urine. For now, the vehicle is equipped only f...
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Funny story: EU Ruling Spells the End of Free Petrol for Drivers!

EU Ruling Spells the End of Free Petrol for Drivers!

Petrol service stations will have to comply with new EU regulations coming in next year requiring pumps to give out fuel to the exact pound and penny drivers want to put into their tanks. Drivers will have to tap in the exact amount they want to buy...
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Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bag

A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde

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